CWC-isms, best and worst?

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Trollin' stupid is one of my favourites.
I also occasionally find myself saying "y'all should know me by now" despite being British and so should never say stuff like y'all.
My least favourite is probably 'sweetheart' and the like; can't not think of Chris anymore. It's annoying because I liked to call my girlfriend 'sweetheart'.
 
I like manajerk, too. After all, what do you call a boss who's a jerk?

Of course, he'll never have a boss, so it's the guy who bans him from an attraction location.
 
My favourites would be "Laughs under lucricities", "pedofork", "I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD" and probably "TRUE and HONEST" if this one counts as a CWC-ism.

EDIT: Forgot my favourite one: JUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
 
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Oh, crap. Forgot that one, as well. That one is one of my favourites since I discovered Chris. Thanks, Henry Bemis.

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.....I wonder if there's any more of my favourite CWC-isms which I forgot?
 
Some of my personal favourites:

Boyfriend-Free Girl
Monthly Tugboat
Sweetheart from the Ground-Up
True and Honest
I Can Feel The Cosmos!
 
"Raincoat" made me facepalm when it showed up in Sonichu #7. "Gaybian", however, amused me quite a lot. The fact that he was so scared of saying the word "gay" that he had to invent a new CWC-ism is silly, but hey, it's Chris.
 
Duck, china, comeuppance...they just make me cringe. Like, those words are permanently linked with Chris' interpretation and I can't help but double-take when people use them.
I love "true and honest" and "heartsweet" though.
 
Worst: Date Ed (even thought the idead sounds dated)


Made me go,"huh?"
 
pickleniggo said:
Duck, china, comeuppance...they just make me cringe. Like, those words are permanently linked with Chris' interpretation and I can't help but double-take when people use them.
I love "true and honest" and "heartsweet" though.
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It's a bit like Patton Oswalt's bit about "clean filth." Real dirty words aren't nearly as disturbing as childish euphemisms.
 
"Sweetheart from the Ground-Up" will always be a favorite. "Muscle bra" will always be among the more astonishing ones for me, due to the fact that he could have called it anything, but settled on a CWCism that admitted he was wearing a bra.
I've also had many laughs over "UNGA WUNGA!!".
 
This annoys me because it just seems so arrogant: "Chalk that idea up to a spot of creative thinking." Like all his thoughts are pure genius.

This kinda makes me laugh: "I'm jesus, s'up." Although I've not met Jesus I'd expect the son of God to have a bit more class when introducing himself.
 
He thinks wetting the bed is a 'wet dream' and an actual wet dream is a 'sticky dream' I always liked that one.
 
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