CWC-isms, best and worst?

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I just cannot get "Merried Seinor Comic" out of my head. I wish Chris himself would somehow explain what it means, but I have a feeling he has no idea himself.

Seconding "Elbow-greased strength" and "A grand number of pounds" as some of my favorites.

I think my least favorite CWCism has to be "China". Weird, I know. I don't even mind his other infantile words for anatomy and sex. For some reason only "China" rubs me the wrong way. It's like a retard trying to say vagina with their mouth full of peanut butter.
 
He's probably a comic (as in comedian) who just got married and he's a Senior. Though, what that term refers to is a mystery. Old man? Soon-to-be college or high school graduate?

You know, he had a real fixture to the word "Seinor." Wonder why...
 
Heh. Merried Senior Comic has always made me laugh. Its even more indecipherable than his other Sonichu characters. I think I sort of agree with TrippinKahlua in that I think Chris was trying to say he was an old guy who married. I'm actually not sure where the comic part comes in. I mean, the guy is supposed to be a manajerk at McDonald's, right? So is he moonlighting as a comedian when he's not at work? Is Chris saying he thinks the guy is funny? Is it some other example of "random access humour" that I'm not getting because I'm too slow-in-the-mind?
 
TrippinKahlua said:
He's probably a comic (as in comedian) who just got married and he's a Senior. Though, what that term refers to is a mystery. Old man? Soon-to-be college or high school graduate?

You know, he had a real fixture to the word "Seinor." Wonder why...
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Merried Seinor Comic is an anagram of "Do minor crime, Cerise".

Just saying.
 
I always loved "for the past greater than x years". You wouldn't thing English was his first language, the way he structures his sentences.
 
In the Miyamoto powerpoint, Chris shows an image in his slideshow of Sonichu hugging Rosechu, and the latter's panties showing, and cries out "Lil Romance!" in this bizarre babytalk voice.

I just... can't un-hear that. It pops up in my head at the weirdest times, like the way that a catchphrase from a comedy skit might.

 
Sauce said:
I just cannot get "Merried Seinor Comic" out of my head. I wish Chris himself would somehow explain what it means, but I have a feeling he has no idea himself.
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No way Chris actually remembers that anymore, but in Mailbag 48 he calls Evan of the Asperpedian Four an "Overacting Comedian" which makes me think that maybe Chris believed that calling someone a Comic or Comedian is akin to saying the person is a joke or something
 
Christ-Chan said:
No way Chris actually remembers that anymore, but in Mailbag 48 he calls Evan of the Asperpedian Four an "Overacting Comedian" which makes me think that maybe Chris believed that calling someone a Comic or Comedian is akin to saying the person is a joke or something
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Neurotypicals will refer to a person not to be taken seriously as a "clown". Maybe Chris was tarding up the concept?
 
I always laughed when he called his penis "bent duck". It's more of an immature thing, but I laugh.

However, I do not like the "Prickily-Wikelies" thing.
 
Christ-Chan said:
No way Chris actually remembers that anymore, but in Mailbag 48 he calls Evan of the Asperpedian Four an "Overacting Comedian" which makes me think that maybe Chris believed that calling someone a Comic or Comedian is akin to saying the person is a joke or something
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Never caught that before, but it makes sense. At least, in as much as that anything with Chris can be said to "make sense."

Here's another one that gets me: his outbursts during the Jason Kendrick Howell message. Specifically "you happy nappa" and "I break you dead." Yeah, I know the wiki has gone away from those transcriptions, but they still sound for all the world like that to me. I'm not sure what a "happy nappa" is, but it sounds vaguely racist.

Also, who says "you have driven me beyond the wall?" That conjures up some very Lovecraftian imagery, which I doubt Chris was trying to invoke. Heck, I doubt Chris would be able to read Lovecraft even if he knew who he was. Too many big (or dare I say, cyclopean?) words.
 
Mogambo said:
Here's another one that gets me: his outbursts during the Jason Kendrick Howell message. Specifically "you happy nappa" and "I break you dead." Yeah, I know the wiki has gone away from those transcriptions, but they still sound for all the world like that to me. I'm not sure what a "happy nappa" is, but it sounds vaguely racist.
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Heh, well, I think nappa is an anime character or something. Chris definitely makes some weird references.
 
Sauce said:
It's like a exceptional individual trying to say vagina with their mouth full of peanut butter.
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To me it sounds like an abbreviation, and to his credit, it's not the worst slang for China I've heard.

Mogambo said:
i'm not sure what a "happy nappa" is, but it sounds vaguely racist.
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You'll have to ask JKH, since that was his interpretation of the call. But for your interest, a nappa is a Chinese cabbage.
 
I hate "Jerkop" and "Jerkief." They're :stupid: and very unnecessary. There are so many slang terms for the police, Chris should have just used one of those instead of awkwardly inserting the word "jerk" into their job titles. I do like "Manajerk" though.

I kind of like "Monthly Tugboat." It makes me think of a cartoon tugboat that brings monthly allowances to man-babies.
 
JohnConstantine said:
You'll have to ask JKH, since that was his interpretation of the call. But for your interest, a nappa is a Chinese cabbage.
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There's also a Napa county (and wine growing region) in California. Somehow, I doubt Chris is referring to any of those. I doubt he even knows any of those, aside maybe from the cartoon character from DBZ, though even that's a weird insult to call someone.

telegramsamo said:
I hate "Jerkop" and "Jerkief." They're :stupid: and very unnecessary. There are so many slang terms for the police, Chris should have just used one of those instead of awkwardly inserting the word "jerk" into their job titles.
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Do bear in mind that Chris hated private security at malls and campuses, but at least claimed to have respect for "real" cops (though he labored under the delusion that police were only "real" officers if they wore blue uniforms...). At least until he started sperging out in public (i.e., vandalizing property, running people over, shoplifting).
 
Mogambo said:
There's also a Napa county (and wine growing region) in California. Somehow, I doubt Chris is referring to any of those. I doubt he even knows any of those, aside maybe from the cartoon character from DBZ, though even that's a weird insult to call someone.
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Again, Chris didn't call anyone happy nappa, he said "You're laughing now". Happy nappa is what Jason Kendrick Howell thought he said.
 
telegramsamo said:
I hate "Jerkop" and "Jerkief." They're :stupid: and very unnecessary. There are so many slang terms for the police, Chris should have just used one of those instead of awkwardly inserting the word "jerk" into their job titles. I do like "Manajerk" though.

I kind of like "Monthly Tugboat." It makes me think of a cartoon tugboat that brings monthly allowances to man-babies.
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I like how when Chris puts "jerk" at the start of any word about any person he doesn't like which is pretty confusing to the point I initially thought that "Jerkief" is about thieves rather than chiefs. :stupid:
 
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