CWC moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Chris will straight up fucking die in gen pop, especially if/when they find out what he's in for. They will have to move him soon or this really is the end of Chris's Illiad.

Most likely they’ll put him in a padded room by himself considering his history of harming property or himself. Can you imagine Chris in a regular cell by himself? He’d go nuts within eight hours and start banging his head on the wall or something, then he’d be dragged out and into a safer room. That sort of isolation over time can really drive you nuts, even for regular people.

I was once put in a padded room for suicide watch for 24hrs. No one will acknowledge you no matter how loud you shout or how much you beg. You have no books, no TV, nothing but white walks and a medical bed. It’s painfully silent and it makes you feel completely alone. I imagine most people would agree that those sorts of rooms create more anxiety than they quell. Chris couldn’t handle that.

 

[Legate Lanius]

I can’t even imagine what his interrogation was like.

 

[Blunt]

I can’t even imagine what his interrogation was like.

If it was a female interrogator he told them everything. Honestly he probably told them everything no matter what. I don't see him shutting up and asking for a lawyer, or shutting up at all.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Reality still hasn’t sunk in for him yet. Holy shit…

Dear GodJesus and the Bear, he even has the pedo smile in this picture.

Even I'm baffled as to how he has no idea what lies ahead. I can't imagine him making many friends in there.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

For a second, the pink lines made me think it was a joke version of an 80's junior high yearbook photo:

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CWC, ultimate autist looking like he’s away to join the next series of Danganronpa.

But on a less autistic note I can’t believe prison clothes look better on him than his normal ones.

 

[Rupin]

Dear GodJesus and the Bear, he even has the pedo smile in this picture.

Even I'm baffled as to how he has no idea what lies ahead. I can't imagine him making many friends in there.

I imagine him making many “friends”. I imagine him making many prison mistakes like accepting gifts from other prisoners and thinking shit’s sweet until it’s time to pay up with that ass.

 

[Kornheiser]

Where will Chris go if he gets sentenced? The joke one would be Red Onion in the coalfields of Virginia but he hasn’t killed anyone so that’s out.

 

[Chazzed Up]

There's a part of this story that I lost track of in all the updates - were the texts involving the rope play validated to be real? Can't find the conclusion to that one now.

 

[GypsyBard]

I imagine him making many “friends”. I imagine him making many prison mistakes like accepting gifts from other prisoners and thinking shit’s sweet until it’s time to pay up with that ass.

I don't even think the most hardened prisoner is that desperate

 

[DonDinglerTheMingler]

It will take less than 10 minutes to get a full confession from him, using McDonalds as a bargaining chip will be a powerful motivational tool to get Chris to spill everything he has been up to.

Unless they forget to get him a happy meal, then that will set them back a few minutes

 

[SCRAM]

Chris was most likely in a holding cell, so it means he's just been sent to a facility for holding, post processing as he awaits trial.

In my neck of the woods you are arrested and held in "jail" (intake, 24-48hr) until your bail hearing, should you not provide bail or none is offered you will then be transferred to "Remand" . Depending on your trial you may remain in remand up to 1-2 years.

Anything over that you go to federal.

If VA is similar than this all tracks as normal.

 

[Alexander Hamilton]

Unless they forget to get him a happy meal, then that will set them back a few minutes

If they get him a happy meal but with a boy toy, the resulting meltdown will set them back even longer.

 

[ladyhimitsu]

what am I going to do with my life when he gets convicted and jailed, RIP cwc hijinks

truly; i grew up following chris’ antics, what else am i supposed to do with my time??? get in touch with my feelings??? fuckin gay

 

[AssignedEva]

There's a part of this story that I lost track of in all the updates - were the texts involving the rope play validated to be real? Can't find the conclusion to that one now.

Based off of everything going down in the Isabella Janke thread (aka 10thAnonymous, the initial leaker) it would indeed appear they're genuine. They were leaked by another person who's supplied some other valid useful information that lead to us finding out who one of the other weens was.

The detail of using "swing rope that was tied to our oven" is also so surreal and peak Chandler that it actually sounds more credible

 

[Chazzed Up]

Based off of everything going down in the Isabella Janke thread (aka 10thAnonymous, the initial leaker) it would indeed appear they're genuine. They were leaked by another person who's supplied some other valid useful information that lead to us finding out who one of the other weens was.

The detail of using "swing rope that was tied to our oven" is also so surreal and peak Chandler that it actually sounds more credible

I guess that's not surprising, I would agree that the phrasing and manner of speech did sound believably Chris-like.

 

[Contortion]

Most likely they’ll put him in a padded room by himself considering his history of harming property or himself. Can you imagine Chris in a regular cell by himself? He’d go nuts within eight hours and start banging his head on the wall or something, then he’d be dragged out and into a safer room. That sort of isolation over time can really drive you nuts, even for regular people.

I was once put in a padded room for suicide watch for 24hrs. No one will acknowledge you no matter how loud you shout or how much you beg. You have no books, no TV, nothing but white walks and a medical bed. It’s painfully silent and it makes you feel completely alone. I imagine most people would agree that those sorts of rooms create more anxiety than they quell. Chris couldn’t handle that.

This is not how fuckng jail works you retard

 

[McSneaks]

null can you start a gofundme please

"chris is going to get bail. it's inevitable. so do you want him to sell his butthole, commit further crimes, or just help him? don't be a spaz alog"

call it Everfree

This is not how fuckng jail works you retard

It's genuinely STAGGERING how many retards have exposed themselves over the last couple days of having LITERALLY ZERO idea how the justice system of their country functions. even more concerning is they still all force their facts and thoughts. weird, depressing shit

 

[DeeCeeBees]

For a second, the pink lines made me think it was a joke version of an 80's junior high yearbook photo:

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He looks like he's getting ready to burgle some hams.

Robble, Robble.

 

[GMorden]

Really hope the interrogation footage gets posted.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

null can you start a gofundme please

"chris is going to get bail. it's inevitable. so do you want him to sell his butthole, commit further crimes, or just help him? don't be a spaz alog"

call it Everfree



It's genuinely STAGGERING how many retards have exposed themselves over the last couple days of having LITERALLY ZERO idea how the justice system of their country functions. even more concerning is they still all force their facts and thoughts. weird, depressing shit

I could see ralph doing it for the super berries