CWC moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail

[Lorne Armstrong]

Now if only they could cut off that clump of greasy seaweed that's still dangling from his head, he would look better than he ever did in the past 8 years.

They won’t cut it in County Jail but he’ll receive a buzzcut on his first day in Prison.

 

[DeadMansHand]

Where will Chris go if he gets sentenced? The joke one would be Red Onion in the coalfields of Virginia but he hasn’t killed anyone so that’s out.

Once they find out Magi-Chan is planning to break him out they'll definitely send him to a supermax like Red Onion.

 

[cruderudedude]

He's too inept to properly button up his shirt, the collar and the stripes are displaced to each other. That and his smug smile make this really annoying to look at.

He began and ended wearing stripes. But now he's so out of touch with reality that even the stripes on his shirt aren't going straight. This is the most Kino series finale of all time.

 

[Seahorses]

They have LEGO in jail right?

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

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He began and ended wearing stripes. But now he's so out of touch with reality that even the stripes on his shirt aren't going straight. This is the most Kino series finale of all time.

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

It's genuinely STAGGERING how many retards have exposed themselves over the last couple days of having LITERALLY ZERO idea how the justice system of their country functions. even more concerning is they still all force their facts and thoughts. weird, depressing shit

Your lack of self awareness is staggering. Maybe actually try looking up stuff before you make broad assumptions.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Holy shit, it's like we've been sucked through a time warp back to 1996.

Boomers, lol.

Even if the judge shows leniency, he'd then run into the problem of having nowhere to go. I don't think they'd allow him to be alone with Barb after this, and if she's put into a care home - well the house is in her name, so it'll probably be sold to cover costs

How much you wanna bet the house will be sold to someone because Chris lived there, or to turn it into a CWC museum of some sort?

 

[Karma Khan]

Really hope the interrogation footage gets posted.

I can't wait for the Dateline: NBC episode to be shown years from now. The question is how do they condense all of this insanity into 1 hour of television?

 

[Edelweiss]

I can’t even imagine what his interrogation was like.

My great hope is JCS gets his hands on that footage.

Boomers, lol.

How much you wanna bet the house will be sold to someone because Chris lived there, or to turn it into a CWC museum of some sort?

Everyone is calling this the incest saga, but I think it's the beginning of the homeless saga. What will Chris do when he only has a shopping cart/car to carry his hundreds of pounds of childish bullshit?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Your lack of self awareness is staggering. Maybe actually try looking up stuff before you make broad assumptions.

The fact that you're a schizo and got thrown in a looney bin for a day doesn't mean you know anything about prison. The fact that you think Chris would be put in a 'padded room' for his stay means you're so ignorant that you shouldn't be snide towards anyone here.

 

[MoonlightMoo]

My great hope is JCS gets his hands on that footage.

It will be the best vid. Nothing could have prepared the interrogator for cwc

 

[Buck Mullet]

They have LEGO in jail right?

Lol doubt it, but you never know. A relative of mine got out after 20 years and I was surprised at some of the tools he could have in his cell for arts and crafts.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Everyone is calling this the incest saga, but I think it's the beginning of the homeless saga. What will Chris do when he only has a shopping cart/car to carry his hundreds of pounds of childish bullshit?

Makes sense, he already looks like an old bag lady.

 

[repentance]

I can't wait for the Dateline: NBC episode to be shown years from now. The question is how do they condense all of this insanity into 1 hour of television?

Waiting for the Law & Order : SVU episode

 

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So yeah Chris will be in PC and his only chance to make new friends is going to be with CO's and chomos. Good job Chris.

Anyone else getting a sick feeling in their stomach of the idea of Chris interacting with Child Molesters and getting it in his retardo-brain that "oh hey you can DO that? 8 year olds are almost guaranteed to be a boyfriend free girl!"

 

[ThePeePooMan]

For a long time I've thought Chris doesn't deserve an ass kicking unless he attacked someone, or to be raped in Prison, though he deserved some prison time. From all the public sperg outs where he ran from police or resisted arrest, to the attack on GamePlace, to macing the GameStop employee. I've thought he should have by this point serve one full year in Jail, and hopefully it'd had straightened him out. Even then, I wouldn't wish prison rape on Chris. I don't think thats funny, and I think the only people who deserve that are murderers and rapists; especially child molesters. But now that Chris is in jail for incest, quite possibly non-consensual incest, likely made by manipulating and taking advantage of a mentally diminished, dementia riddled, alzheimers having old woman, this time fuck him. If its as bad as we thought of Chris forcing himself on a mentally incompetent old woman, his mother no less, then yes, I do hope Chris gets the fuck beat out of him finally and a raping. There's no way Chris makes it to Wednesday without a TRUE AND HONEST punch to the face. As far gone as he is, it will likely be more. Just imagine him screaming curse-ye-ya-me-HA! in prison. Undoubtedly all of Chris' attempted speeches will be interrupted with beat downs.
"I am a CPU Blue godd-" *punch*.
"Theres a dimensional merge where dimension 13- *food tray to the face*

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

The fact that you're a schizo and got thrown in a looney bin for a day doesn't mean you know anything about prison. The fact that you think Chris would be put in a 'padded room' for his stay means you're so ignorant that you shouldn't be snide towards anyone here.

No one said I got put in the looney bin, idiot. It’s clear you know next to nothing about how modern prison’s are equipped. You probably think it’s just like what they show on TV or something.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Waiting for the Law & Order : SVU episode

That show has gotten so terrible and SJW that they'll probably make an episode about Barb framing Chris for rape, and having a twist ending that Barb was the rapist along....that she raped herself and her transgender, idiot son ascended to heaven for being a woman with a penis.

Barb will be played by Kathleen Turner
Chris will be played by Amber Heard in the early years and by Melissa McCarthy after 2014.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

They have LEGO in jail right?

The only bricks he’ll have are the ones surrounding him in his cell.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

The only bricks he’ll have are the ones surrounding him in his cell.

Hmm there might be lego duplo in the nearby waiting room for kids...