CWC moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail

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hellsoap said:
Do you think the stuff he wanted to get during his first court appearance was a medallion or optimus prime, so the judge would know he was being truthful?
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It was probably the book, some left over scrambled eggs, and the pillow he made Barb scream into. Lots of rapist use trophies during masturbation.
 
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MG-34 said:
When it comes to the mentally retarded, how to police interrogations work? Does a lawyer have to be present? Could claiming he was too retarded to understand what his miranda rights were be a credible defense to throw out any information obtained from a police interview? Is there any speical handling proceedures like there are with minors where parents or guardians must be present before an interview proceeds?
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Good question.

Kind of irrelevant though, since Chris isn’t retarded. (At least not officially.)

Hopefully we would get to see an IQ test of him leak. My guess is that he’d just barely stumble over the “borderline retarded” threshold with an IQ of 81 or so.

Which Chris would proudly cite from now on till the end of time as proof of him being “high functioning”.
 
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As you can see I have not drawn anything in a long time. Anyway when I get the free time I'll bust out the calligraphy I bought and still haven't used and pen a fancy letter from princess celestia. If you wish to do the same make sure you abide by the mail regulations of the jail or else the shit will get thrown i out.
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I think that its best that noone sends him anything about the merge, or maybe at all
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
Yeah, but I can also see Chris taking to life on the inside provided that - and this is a big 'if' - he can figure out what not to do in order to avoid getting his ass kicked daily.

Think about it: he has a roof over his head, three meals a day, TV, plenty of time to sleep, and no responsibility whatsoever. Granted, he'd be giving up MLP, the merge, CPU Goddess Horseshit, enablers, and all the rest, but he is lazy as fuck. Sure, there'd be a period of adjustment, but assuming he could make it through that he may just turn out to be a model prisoner since that would be the path of least resistance for him.

Note that I'm not holding my breath on that happening, but the possibility is there.
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Aren't you required to do some sort of of menial work in prison? I can't imagine prison life for Chris would be pleasant if he sits around on his ass all day because he's gotten so used to not having a job and being lazy 24/7 for the past decade or so.
 
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LadiosSopp said:
Aren't you required to do some sort of of menial work in prison? I can't imagine prison life for Chris would be pleasant if he sits around on his ass all day because he's gotten so used to not having a job and being lazy 24/7 for the past decade or so.
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Depends on the risk assessment of the prisoner, where they're housed, what they're allowed to have access to, etc.

Even if there is a requirement to do menial work, with no outside influences (enablers, Internet, delusional horseshit he's built his life around, etc.), it's easy to picture OPL just going along with it. Remember: he's a coward and will do anything to avoid having to make a real decision. If someone tells him, "you're going down to the pressing plant with a picture of Shirley Temple glued to your back and knocking out 500 license plates today in a room with no A/C and a bunch of sex offenders with priapisms," he'll do it.

Remember that his previous lifestyle only happened because others allowed it to. He doesn't have that luxury in jail.
 
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LadiosSopp said:
Aren't you required to do some sort of of menial work in prison? I can't imagine prison life for Chris would be pleasant if he sits around on his ass all day because he's gotten so used to not having a job and being lazy 24/7 for the past decade or so.
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Not that I have heard of, but obviously things are different state to state and prison to prison. When I was there people would just get jobs to earn 'goodtime' and to have something to do. You didn't have to do shit if you didn't want to. Plus, those who worked in the kitchen would get to fat out as much as they want, and the laundry people would always have new clothes. So there were some perks involved, from what I understand. I chose to read for the most part, I was young and didn't want to do anything that might be construed as benefiting someone else.

I don't think Chris will get raped, but he is annoying as fuck and someone is going to flip out on him at some point. Trying to play cards and he wants to talk all loud about my little pony and shit. Someone is bound to take offense and smash him over the head with a mop wringer when he is taking a shit.
 
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He's not going to be treated that badly, tbh. It's not going to be beatings every day or anything like that. He's gonna be made fun of and they'll come up with names like he's back in elementary school and probably make him buy them a few things. But they'll quickly grow tired of it once he doesn't react to it much out of fear or start talking to them about all kinds of weird shit that their minds can't even comprehend because it's so weird. They're not going to be very interested in testing him. It's an entirely different story if someone who's like 6'8" and jacked-up with muscles comes in there and they can sense that it's his first time in prison. They're much more interested in messing with guys like that to see where they stand, and also to get a narcissistic kick out of potentially being able to push someone more physically imposing around.
There's not much satisfaction and prison cred from others, being able to bully a weak and slightly retarded dude.
 
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Ethan Ralph is 5'1 said:
He's not going to be treated that badly, tbh. It's not going to be beatings every day or anything like that. He's gonna be made fun of and they'll come up with names like he's back in elementary school and probably make him buy them a few things. But they'll quickly grow tired of it once he doesn't react to it much out of fear or start talking to them about all kinds of weird shit that their minds can't even comprehend because it's so weird. They're not going to be very interested in testing him. It's an entirely different story if someone who's like 6'8" and jacked-up with muscles comes in there and they can sense that it's his first time in prison. They're much more interested in messing with guys like that to see where they stand, and also to get a narcissistic kick out of potentially being able to push someone more physically imposing around.
There's not much satisfaction and prison cred from others, being able to bully a weak and slightly retarded dude.
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yeah, beating up some retarded weakling just makes you lose standing. worst case scenario is like, some clerical error gets him bunked with someone he *really shouldn't be with*, but that probably won't happen because the last thing that a prison wants to deal with is another dead inmate, especially if it's newsworthy like this. he'll probably be on the street soon enough.
 
I wouldn’t be so optimistic about Chris not being raped. Mostly because he’s “a female” is officially named “Christine”, and well... There’ll be some expectations from the other prisoners.

Particularly the ones who like to put their penis inside gay men/trannies.
 
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Have we considered the fact that Chris might be doing his Black male impersonation in there, like he did when talking to Lars (the boat aficionado and Jackie's ex-boyfriend).
They might even consider him part of the pack because of his smooth jiving and knowledge of Black popular culture such as Cleveland Show and Black sitcoms.
Chris will be initiated into the Crips or Bloods in no time.
 
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