CWC Pics

[Trilby]

I think it was covered earlier in the thread but no; super talented lego genius Christian is listening to his marvelous lego walkman and snapping along to the ragtime or whatever old timey music he was used to listening to as a kid.

I guess I lack imagination.

 

[Honeyrabbit]

I guess I lack imagination.

Maybe you should take a short 5-hour "Power Nap".

 

[alterid]

I guess I lack imagination.

It's OK. Who the fuck knows what Chris is doing 95% of the time?

 

[MysticMisty]

God, those stains on Chris' shirt in that last picture. Charming.

My favourite picture has to be

Aunt Corina isn't even trying. The sheer lack of fucks given in the Chandler family photo album is great.

Those matching shirts get me every time.

 

[mapdark]

Those matching shirts get me every time.

What I mostly love is that while Barb wasn't exactly svelte in that picture , her shiny golden shirt makes her look WAY FATTER than she probably was.

And yeah you have to love the fact that Chris' aunt matches the lamp , Corina matches the bows and candles and Barb matches the garlands.

 

[trip2themoon]

So tell me, is he resting his head on his soul boobies?

I love those doorstep cucumber slices. He couldn't be bothered to try and cut some nice even slices for the picture.

 

[drmccoy]

I love those doorstep cucumber slices. He couldn't be bothered to try and cut some nice even slices for the picture.

It's Chris: that's probably the first time he ever cut cucumbers. Or any fruit or vegetable for that matter.

 

[YI 457]

It's Chris: that's probably the first time he ever cut cucumbers. Or any fruit or vegetable for that matter.

Meh, he used them as tools, not food.

 

[milkshark]

It's Chris: that's probably the first time he ever cut cucumbers. Or any fruit or vegetable for that matter.

Chris is left to his own devices most of his existence, which is a big reason why he's hilarious. When I look at that pic it comes off like the action of taking it was a whole afternoon activity. He woke up and wanted to do a girl thing, and waddled out to buy a single cucumber and shower cap so he could look like Lois and Marge do in bed. I mean, we've seen the kitchen, he definitely didn't have any fresh produce in there already.

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

It's Chris: that's probably the first time he ever cut cucumbers. Or any fruit or vegetable for that matter.

He stuffs vegetables down his throat!

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I'm guessing the chart behind them is a recommended list for how much kids should be paid for their grades. Please note that even if they fail, it's recommended that they still get $5.

This is the logic upon which Sonichu was built.

 

[Carlos Thin]

I'm guessing the chart behind them is a recommended list for how much kids should be paid for their grades. Please note that even if they fail, it's recommended that they still get $5.

This is the logic upon which Sonichu was built.

Probably so that Chris would at least get $5

 

[nad7155]

It's OK. Who the fuck knows what Chris is doing 95% of the time?

Look to your left.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

Look to your left.

He was being a lamp?

 

[Pinhead]

Barb looks like a low budget Carmen Sandiago cosplayer.

Q-Sandiego?

 

[Jozef]

Chris is left to his own devices most of his existence, which is a big reason why he's hilarious. When I look at that pic it comes off like the action of taking it was a whole afternoon activity. He woke up and wanted to do a girl thing, and waddled out to buy a single cucumber and shower cap so he could look like Lois and Marge do in bed. I mean, we've seen the kitchen, he definitely didn't have any fresh produce in there already.

I wonder what the cashier thought when Chris walked up to the till with a single cucumber, some sort of facial cream, and a shower cap?

 

[The Lone Wanderer]

Another gem.

Looks like this one was Barb's idea, Chris was reluctant. Probably thought she would look gay.

Anna does the blowing this time, Chris just sits back probably due to not wanting to drip face grease on the cake.
Please ignore the zit.

That look on her face. Her seduction face?

Background of the last picture...in the shadows

Ok, that is a bit creepy. Thanks for pointing it out.

 

[Milford Grimley]

Looks like this one was Barb's idea, Chris was reluctant. Probably thought she would look gay.

Kind of ironic, considering that years later, Barb will yell at Chris and tell him she raised a son and not a daughter.

 

[The Lone Wanderer]

And ultimately this:

Spoiler

At least she lost the pedo glasses. It is somewhat of an improvement.

 

[MysticMisty]

Looks like this one was Barb's idea, Chris was reluctant. Probably thought she would look gay.

Naw, Chris was unhappy in every picture of the set because none of them was Sonic. All of the pictures turned out the same way: Chris pouts and holds up the Sonic doll brought from home.