Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

Slimy Time said:
Skill-Up and that female ex-journalist who made a video about the review system recently put out videos of them explaining/answering questions what it was like playing the game for 4-5 hours. Give them a listen.

Overall, very polished and exciting for them.

According to the second video, Jesse Cox's appearance involve you driving him to a "dick modification" clinic because the surgeon screwed up the surgery and he's in constant pain. Imagine petitioning and sucking cock to get inserted into a game, and they put you in and make your avatar have dick problems.
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They should, in one of the DLCs, have a hack writer called Neville Dreckmann who writes terrible misery porn films.
 
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Takayuki Yagami said:
Or Studio Trigger was just backed up. They’re the studio most likely to take up western projects.
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As long as is not production IG is ok on my book, but still releasing it two years after the game is a bit of a stretch, unless they plan to release something else in between
 
Cubanodun said:
As long as is not production IG is ok on my book, but still releasing it two years after the game is a bit of a stretch, unless they plan to release something else in between
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Production IG has a pretty great track record with Cyberpunky stories?
 
Slimy Time said:
According to the second video, Jesse Cox's appearance involve you driving him to a "dick modification" clinic because the surgeon screwed up the surgery and he's in constant pain. Imagine petitioning and sucking cock to get inserted into a game, and they put you in and make your avatar have dick problems.
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I better get to hack them to make him a woman so I can sell him on the market true dystopian style. Why is he coming to the player character to drive them to the place if I can't get rich off of it?
Miller said:
That's because he's friends with the CDProjekt people. Dodger and him were in The Witcher 3. Another youtuber/Twitch streamer seems to be in this game too.
I'm not a fan of that type of marketing.
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Ah, so that's why they've been dumb with the claims of diversity and present hostile marketing.
 
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Now that the whole community is obsessed with Judy, apparently she's hinted as being lesbian by on of the reporters who played it.
It would be hilarious if it were true. Incoming Gamer rage of fantastic proportions as they can't self-insert anymore and have to larp as a cyberpunk girl.
 
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Snekposter said:
@Ginger Piglet from what we've seen of CDPR in the past, they've got no issues with callouts like that. Probably get a mission to hijack a braindance session to make him blow his own brains out, too.
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Well, in W2 they did have in the prologue a take that at Assassin's Creed where you could find an assassin who missed the haystack next to the tallest tower of La Valette castle and if you went near it Geralt would give a "Guess they'll never learn" and you'd get a codex entries about Assassins who think they can survive leaping from tall buildings because they aren't very clever.

Also in W3 they had mention of one of Dandelion's girlfriends who insisted on being tied up and called "Anastasia" and he thought she was too weird even for him.

emo goff said:
Now that the whole community is obsessed with Judy, apparently she's hinted as being lesbian by on of the reporters who played it.
It would be hilarious if it were true. Incoming Gamer rage of fantastic proportions as they can't self-insert anymore and have to larp as a cyberpunk girl.
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Bet you any money that every /pol/tard who plays this chooses their ultimate big tiddy cyberpunk waifu during character creation then gives her a dick, while railing about degeneracy all the time.
 
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The one thing I've noticed, is the lack of story trailers. The stuff we've seen just seems more like side quest and not a coherent story, the only things I can tell are part of the main quest would be the chip with Johnnys personality AI in it and the cop guy at the end of one of the trailers.
 
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Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2 said:
The one thing I've noticed, is the lack of story trailers. The stuff we've seen just seems more like side quest and not a coherent story, the only things I can tell are part of the main quest would be the chip with Johnnys personality AI in it and the cop guy at the end of one of the trailers.
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Well that was like with W3. They trailed the prologue (Emhyr saying to find Ciri while avoiding the Wild Hunt / Johnny Silverhand with the immortality secret) and one quest partway through (Ladies of the Wood / the Militech heist) and a few other bits here and there.
 
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New female V looks fucking awful.

https://twitter.com/CyberpunkGame/status/1276847927508566018
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SiccDicc said:
I better get to hack them to make him a woman so I can sell him on the market true dystopian style. Why is he coming to the player character to drive them to the place if I can't get rich off of it?
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Sadly not, it's apparently just a pick up and drop, he later wires you some cash.
 
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