Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

I was one of the idiots who preordered it, and promptly took advantage of their unprecedented “whoopsies! You can get your money back” offer.

I wasn’t sure, cause alotta peepul were all “Don’t worry! They’ll sort out the bugs in a few months!”

But guess they didn’t, eh?
You appear to be one of the only people who bought the game who wasn't retarded enough to think it's ok to recieve a broken product.

90% of the time you see shit like "oh you can get a refund if you want" is so fans go "Oh, look how good they are and they're going out of their way to please us fans, better not refund my thing in case I hurt the heckin' wholesome developers"

If they thought more people would take advantage of it (or worse, sue them over it) they wouldn't have offered it.
 
Well, Muta put out another vid on this dumpster fire - am on mobile, and Archive hates me, so here’s hoping this works

 
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I was one of the idiots who preordered it, and promptly took advantage of their unprecedented “whoopsies! You can get your money back” offer.

I wasn’t sure, cause alotta peepul were all “Don’t worry! They’ll sort out the bugs in a few months!”

But guess they didn’t, eh?
Another valuable lesson: never preorder a game.
 
Another valuable lesson: never preorder a game.
I feel like Cyberpunk is more than just pre-ordering a game. People were buying it on release thanks to the glowing reviews (10/10 GOTY type reviews) and still getting burned.

If they were retards who simply preordered the game we'd laugh at them, but they were straight up lied to by even reputable reviewers. Barely anyone was willing to admit that reviewing a game based on a guided developer video isn't how you review a fucking video game.

We're going to get to a point where we have to wait an entire week after release to get non-reviewer reviews to know if a game is good enough these days.
 
Has anyone tried the Full Gameplay Rebalance mod yet? It should, in theory, fix a great many of the underlying gameplay and design issues.
 
I played through this back on Christmas (on PC) when it was even more of a fucking mess, I wonder what its like now?

But overall I got through it without any major problems, which, in retrospective, should have surprised me.
 
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I was one of the idiots who preordered it, and promptly took advantage of their unprecedented “whoopsies! You can get your money back” offer.

I wasn’t sure, cause alotta peepul were all “Don’t worry! They’ll sort out the bugs in a few months!”

But guess they didn’t, eh?

Anyone who didn't get the refund is an idiot. IF they sort out the bugs in a few months you could just re-buy the game. If they didn't, you have your money back.

It's win-win for the consumer.

If they were retards who simply preordered the game we'd laugh at them, but they were straight up lied to by even reputable reviewers. Barely anyone was willing to admit that reviewing a game based on a guided developer video isn't how you review a fucking video game.

I'm still upset there wasn't more of a backlash at shitty youtube reviewers for this. Especially faggots like YongYea who claimed they played it in advance and it was shaping up just fine, gave it a great review, and then later on backtracked and then monitized how much of a shit game it ended up being.
 
I love that this game is so dead and irrelevant that its official Twitter account hasn't posted anything in 10 days.
Failure on every level.
The fact that it's still $60 on Steam is beyond delusional. Sales are awful and if I was in charge I'd drop it to $20 to at least try and salvage something anything.
 
The fact that it's still $60 on Steam is beyond delusional. Sales are awful and if I was in charge I'd drop it to $20 to at least try and salvage something anything.
Is it really?
Truly nobody is paying attention to this game, not even Steam or CDPR to not want to adjust that.
 
Has anyone tried the Full Gameplay Rebalance mod yet? It should, in theory, fix a great many of the underlying gameplay and design issues.
in theory.
in practice is like the hardcore damage mod stuff you can find on FO4, pure faggium.
also i'm LIVID that they curbed hacking, why even if it was nerfed to stupidity?
 
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Can a considerate kiwi explain to me, a pleb that loves the original tabletop and is only familiar with the commom shitshows associated with this game, why the plot is so bad?

I have my usual reviewers I go to when a game comes out and while majority of them talked very poorly about the overall game quality, the plot and characters seemed to be the thing they agreed was "good".
 
Can a considerate kiwi explain to me, a pleb that loves the original tabletop and is only familiar with the commom shitshows associated with this game, why the plot is so bad?
It's basically a rip off of Neuromancer. Copying the first two paragraphs from Wikipedia.

Henry Dorsett Case is a low-level hustler in the dystopian underworld of Chiba City, Japan. Once a talented computer hacker and "console cowboy", Case was caught stealing from his employer. As punishment, Case's central nervous system was damaged, leaving him unable to access the virtual reality dataspace called the "matrix". Case is approached by Molly Millions, an augmented "razorgirl" and mercenary on behalf of a shadowy US ex-military officer named Armitage, who offers to cure Case for his services as a hacker. Case agrees, and his nervous system is repaired, though sacs of poison are placed in his blood vessels. Armitage promises the sacs will be removed upon completing his work.
Armitage has Case and Molly steal a ROM module that contains the saved consciousness of one of Case's mentors, legendary cyber-cowboy McCoy Pauley.

Re-written for Cyberpunk.

"V" is a Streetrat/Corpo/Nomad living in the dystopian coprerate city of Night City, California. Once a talented mercenary but forced to start over, "V" teams up with Jackie Wells, who spend time together earning a reputation until they're approached by Dexter Deshawn. Dexter offers them the chance of being somebody in Night City for stealing an Arasaka chip that grants Immortality. "V" agrees but the job goes sideways. Jackie dies, they're forced to implant the damaged chip inside themselves and then Dex screw them over. They then wake up with the legendary rocker troubler maker Johnny Silverhand standing over them, as his consciousness had been saved somehow on the chip, but "V" later learns that said chip will eventually kill them.

As for characters, they're kind of all over the place. No themes for any of them and kinda forgettable.
 
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