💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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Is downloading a small hip-hop loop pack and assembling it with your eyes closed a genre? I won't even comment on his rhythm or use of the English language.
 
How long has Derek been dragging his feet on Cool Cat stops a School Shooting? 7 years? But he is "now working on my new feature" it's not new anymore is it.
 

Impressively, it's worse than his last rap.
He's a lyrical assassin in that he totally destroyed any semblance of melody, flow or lyrics in that performance.

I'm wondering if Daddy Derek isn't borderline retarded or just so high off huffing his own farts that he honestly thinks he's making something that will last?
 
Nobody seems concerned as to how Daddy Derek got a speaking gig in this classroom

Has he finally succeeded in Cool Cat being used as an educational tool? What are the odds he had to PAY the school to show Cool Cat?

Or, what I find most likely, they probably just stumbled on Cool Cat videos during free time and Daddy Derek's now the class lolcow.

He also claims the actors for Maria and Butch the Bully will cameo as adults in Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting, even though last time he said he was "in talks" with Butch's agent, nothing came of it, and in an interview Butch's actor had never heard of it. Daddy Derek claims to be talking to "his mom", who was likely also his agent as a kid, and it seems despite Butch the Bully probably being his most famous role, she doesn't even consider any more offers worth passing on.
 
New Derek Savage show with Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting update
Important bits
-There's going to be a "drugs scene" where Dirty Dog tempts kids with marijuana and Cool Cat teaches them to just say no
-According to Daddy Derek it will be the first School Shooting film aimed at Kindergarten to 7th graders
-Dirty Dog will corrupt 2 other kids into being his soldiers through the internet and video games
-Gives a recap of the Mumkey drama where he says Mumkey was a "BSer" and denies he ever defrauded anybody because they could and did get refunds and after changing the project to "Cool Cat's crazy dream" did in fact release it that year (without mentioning Cool Cat's crazy dream is just deleted scenes from Cool Cat in the Hollywood parade already shot years prior)
-Says the failure of the kickstarter was a blessing in disguise because it would've only funded a short film but he wants to make a whole 90-100 minute movie now
-Has lowered his budget to only asking for 100,000 (before the budget for celebrities)
-Has been praying this film will be made

For all the editing and reuse of Cool Cat footage from 2009, I'm surprised he hasn't just reedited the footage of Butch the Bully bringing a Gun to school and Cool Cat calling the police to stop him, and just rereleased that as Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting. Would be more realistic and sound advice to give kids than Cool Cat physically stopping the school shooting himself
 
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I'm surprised he hasn't just reedited the footage [...] and just rereleased that as Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting

And deprive himself of the opportunity to direct John Travolta dancing next to school lockers? Daddy Derek doesn't dream small, and his prayers consist of reminding God that it's His job to make each of Derek's dreams come true.
 
Cool Cat's going to tell kids to say no to weed, even though Daddy Derek makes the 420 awards and his falling out with Jason Johnson was because he wanted Cool Cat to be in it and Jason refused to promote marijuana with a children's character.

Is this some weird sort of olive branch to Jason?
 
Cool Cat's going to tell kids to say no to weed, even though Daddy Derek makes the 420 awards and his falling out with Jason Johnson was because he wanted Cool Cat to be in it and Jason refused to promote marijuana with a children's character.

Is this some weird sort of olive branch to Jason?
I doubt it since Derek never sees like he'd ever admit wrongdoing and he still does the 420 awards where he keeps trying to tie it to Cool Cat.

He probably still thinks Marijuana is a major issue children need to know about, despite it being seen in the same light as cigarettes and alcohol nowadays.
 
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