😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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aerostar88 said:
This is fantastic. Why does he thing it will take a month and a half to get laid if all the women want him? What does he mean by commit to him after 30 days of living with him? Some sort of fake marriage ceremony a la Dan? Then, 1 month after the fake wedding, he expects to have a house built (lol) and then bang them for a month straight to knock them up.
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Haha, it was probably just poor wording on Dan's part. He said he's going to screen the women for 30 days to see if they are "worthy" of him (meaning they will have sex whenever he wants, never say anything negative or disagree with him at any time, are overjoyed to cook and clean---basically fuckbots). Then he'll get them pregnant in an endless cycle of orgasmic sex and orgasmic childbirth (his new thing he read about online).
 
he's been talking about the philippines lately. he thinks he wouldn't be able to stay there because he would become homesick. he said that he would probably end up killing himself , or killing someone else , or killing kim . i really hope he is not planning on killing kim but with cilley you never know
 
dancilleyfan said:
he's been talking about the philippines lately. he thinks he wouldn't be able to stay there because he would become homesick. he said that he would probably end up killing himself , or killing someone else , or killing kim . i really hope he is not planning on killing kim but with cilley you never know
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Dude, he lives off of Kim's welfare check. He calls it an addiction because that's his excuse for everything, but without her he has to get a job. He might snap and kill someone but it won't be Kim. She's his meal ticket. Plus she's the only one who'll let him hump her.

In the new video he talks about "sticking his dick down a woman's throat while a baby is breastfeeding on her and the grandmother is looking on lovingly". See, told you he wasn't boring! Boy needs some mental help.
 
The guy seems like a loony when he has sex. When he orgasms he screams out at the top of the lungs and he once badly bruised a woman's shoulders by holding onto them whilst he was 'jack hammering' her.

When he has his polyamorous family he plans to jump around naked making animal grunting kind of noises in between having sex with one partner and moving onto the next one. :P
 
strandedcastaway said:
In the new video he talks about "sticking his dick down a woman's throat while a baby is breastfeeding on her and the grandmother is looking on lovingly". See, told you he wasn't boring! Boy needs some mental help.
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He presented this as if were something he was going to introduce in the Philippines and his sentiment would eventually spread to America.
 
It seems that Dan's wacky ideas are brought on by his wanting to rebel at the conservative way his parents treated sex with him. And the whole wanting to run around the house naked thing is brought upon by having his parents saying to him in the back of his mind "Oh no, you can't do that". It's so extreme he wants to be the opposite to his parents that he plans to allow his kids watch him have sex.
 
Oh, thank goodness I was finally able to sign up - it wasn't letting me for a long time, telling me that I had the verification incorrect. I didn't, however. I indeed know who Chris Chan is, but I failed to put the hyphen between Chris and Chan. Maybe something to look into? :)

Anyway, I signed up for an account here solely because of this guy. I've always been fascinated by mental disorders, and I found Dan from watching a cringe compilation one day that featured him approaching the girl with headphones outside the library, and I was hooked. Seems like the haters have got him feeling blue, though, and he hasn't even posted a diet-rant-Filipino sex mansion video in a while due to YouTube disabling his video privileges. Boo! Looking forward to interacting with you fine people!
 
^ Welcome. Seems like forever since Dan has uploaded anything. He keeps procrastinating and saying "I've recorded something I just haven't uploaded it yet, I'll do it tomorrow" on Facebook. A week or two ago he did post another accosting video, but it was taken down very quickly and before I was able to watch it, and there's just been nothing since then.
 
The accosting video you speak of didn't have new accosting footage as far as I'm aware. It was cuts of old footage that played whilst a Happier Abroad podcast was playing. The operator of happierabroad.com offered Dan something like 20 dollars for each video he made and uploaded with accosting footage with a podcast (Dan mentioned this in one of his videos). I watched the start of the video before it was taken down. I'm not sure why it was taken down - the podcast discussion must have violated youtube's terms and conditions somehow.
 
paperbag said:
The accosting video you speak of didn't have new accosting footage as far as I'm aware. It was cuts of old footage that played whilst a Happier Abroad podcast was playing. The operator of happierabroad.com offered Dan something like 20 dollars for each video he made and uploaded with accosting footage with a podcast (Dan mentioned this in one of his videos). I watched the start of the video before it was taken down. I'm not sure why it was taken down - the podcast discussion must have violated youtube's terms and conditions somehow.
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Ah I see. Glad I didn't miss anything then! :) Hopefully this isn't the end of Dan's shenanigans.
 
Yeah, apparently that video was just his previous videos of accosting, but with Winston from Happier Abroad dubbed over it, like a voiceover of one of his speeches. YouTube took it down because you can't just paste someone's speech over something else. Then Dan created a new YT channel, uploaded the same video again, and YT deleted it AGAIN because, apparently, it was too long. After that, it's been radio silence. He hasn't even responded to anyone on his FB page like he normally does.

Man, I know far too much about this dude. I swear I also have a life! : )
 
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I haven't tried to send him a personal message on FB, but I have attempted a couple times to comment on others' posts on his wall asking where he is, and he hasn't been responding to me or anyone else. I'm thinking he probably just ate too much gluten and isn't feeling magical.
 
paperbag said:
The accosting video you speak of didn't have new accosting footage as far as I'm aware. It was cuts of old footage that played whilst a Happier Abroad podcast was playing. The operator of happierabroad.com offered Dan something like 20 dollars for each video he made and uploaded with accosting footage with a podcast (Dan mentioned this in one of his videos). I watched the start of the video before it was taken down. I'm not sure why it was taken down - the podcast discussion must have violated youtube's terms and conditions somehow.
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Well, because Dan said that Winston Wu told him to make a video doesn't mean that he made a video that the guy wanted to be associated with. Also, if you go on Happier Abroad (it has its own thread here) while Winston has been supportive of Dan, most of the other posters warned Winston that Dan wasn't your average, normal guy with a video camera. I'd also think, if we can believe Dan, that if Wu paid him for content as he claimed, it was for Wu to use, not for Dan to post on his own channel using Wu's material (since why would he pay for that)? Probably Dan's autistic brain screwing up another opportunity.
 
Accostus said:
YouTube nuked Dan's "Toxic American Women" channel :(

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGOq_oBmpnS39yKqX-2Xq9w
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Wow! I know he used to have a TON of vids on there that you could only access with a direct link. Wonder if he's upset about it. Probably not though; he most likely thinks they're haters at YouTube because he's such a good person.

In other news, here's a discussion from yesterday on Dan's Facebook page regarding his quick-to-be-deleted Winston speech videos. Is it just me, or does it seem like he's begging for donations every time he lets us know that he needs internet access at his place?
 

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Dan's had a few channels that he either took down himself when he rebranded them (he always has the diet obsession videos, but also the singing videos, the comedy videos, the political videos, etc.) or that YouTube took down. There was at least one more before this that had hundreds more videos.

Here's a YouTube comment from last night by Kamilar/Dan, as he vows revenge on the "haters":
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kamilar kulturistul

Yesterday 10:07 PM
I will get back at the haters. This was the last drop. I want revenge. Haters I am coming for you.
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So if someone goes on a rampage in LA today, Kamilar/Dan is the most likely suspect.

rankmelon said:
Wow! I know he used to have a TON of vids on there that you could only access with a direct link. Wonder if he's upset about it. Probably not though; he most likely thinks they're haters at YouTube because he's such a good person.

In other news, here's a discussion from yesterday on Dan's Facebook page regarding his quick-to-be-deleted Winston speech videos. Is it just me, or does it seem like he's begging for donations every time he lets us know that he needs internet access at his place?
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This pretty much confirms my theory that he was using Wu's content without permission. If you're asked to edit together a video for someone (and we don't really know what Dan was allegedly hired to do, just Dan's autistic interpretation of it), you can't take their content and pass it off as your own. I don't know what "ContentID" is but you'd think the video getting taken down repeatedly might have clued Dan in. Maybe he had too much gluten that day.

Also, while I don't advocate censorship in any way, but with hundreds of videos where he goes on and on and ON about his hard cock, or how he should be allowed to fuck underage girls, or approaching 12-year-olds on the street, or describing how he's jerking off, or how he has a bottle stuck up his ass, or Kim shouting racial slurs, or just the fact his main gig is stalking women (sorry, "accosting")....is he really surprised he got strikes against his channel? YouTube was probably just looking for an opportunity to take him down. This is a guy who very recently posted that the cops who came to his apartment to investigate molestation charges against him should have known that girls develop earlier due to dairy products and that his reptilian brain couldn't help it. "It's so stupid, it's such a stupid law." His brain doesn't work, which is why he thinks he should be allowed to fuck 12-year-olds and why he makes YouTube videos of himself moaning, jerking off, and screaming into the camera.
 
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strandedcastaway said:
Dan's had a few channels that he either took down himself when he rebranded them (he always has the diet obsession videos, but also the singing videos, the comedy videos, the political videos, etc.) or that YouTube took down. There was at least one more before this that had hundreds more videos.

Here's a YouTube comment from last night by Kamilar/Dan, as he vows revenge on the "haters":
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kamilar kulturistul

Yesterday 10:07 PM
I will get back at the haters. This was the last drop. I want revenge. Haters I am coming for you.
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So if someone goes on a rampage in LA today, Kamilar/Dan is the most likely suspect.
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I also think something's odd with this Kamilar chap, but what I don't understand is, if it is indeed Dan, how is he able to post all throughout the day without internet access? Unless he's able to log into someone's unsecured Wi-Fi, but that seems, how should I put it, a little too technical for him to figure out so many times during the day. I mean, this is someone who can't grasp the concept that videos with someone else's content will be removed. I don't know, entirely possible, but my theory is that it's someone as equally unstable as Dan who honestly thinks he's a god.

I wish he'd upload more, though. I'm going through withdrawal.
 
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