😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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I'm working my way through Dan's vlog dated December 8, 2016 (total running time 6 hours 3 minutes).


A couple of highlights so far are 1 hr 41 mins where Kim tells Dan to stop talking about going to the Philippines because he can't afford it and he responds that he made the trip to Las Vegas, and 2 hrs 52 minutes where she screams at him "Go somewhere else! Fuck you, go somewhere else!".

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4 hrs 42mins - He discusses accosting underage girls and says "claiming a fifteen year old girl feels so good" to him.
 
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While it's far from Dan's most bizarre notion, since he mentions the idea of "blasting your brain" more than any other, I always wonder what convinced him that because someone eats a steak or drinks coffee that they no longer want sex. As Dan would say, "It's so stupid!"

I don't really enjoy the videos where he screams "Hello" at Kim for hours (even worse is the babbling baby talk at her) or talks about how he humped her against her will. I prefer my lolcows funny.
 
WEEDle said:
Dan has removed the loop of breastfeeding and childbirth and whatnot from all of his recent videos so YouTube seems to be leaving them up for now. I've got all of them downloaded anyway, just in case
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I have a feeling these videos will be removed at some point - either Youtube will terminate the whole account, or maybe Dan will become ashamed of himself and delete it all. I recommend we keep these videos archived just in case that happens.
 
ahyes said:
I have a feeling these videos will be removed at some point - either Youtube will terminate the whole account, or maybe Dan will become ashamed of himself and delete it all. I recommend we keep these videos archived just in case that happens.
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It doesn't look like it's a very scientific system lol. It's probably someone making $2/hour who gets a report of nudity, sees it, and hits "delete". It seems like videos where he says he should be able to fuck 12-year-olds stay up but if he shows nudity then it comes down. Then again, Dan had a video of him sticking a bottle up his ass on YouTube for a year (ahhh the good old days). Plus he continually makes new channels with the exact same name as the old channels and YouTube seems fine with that.

One thing I do know is that Dan will never be ashamed of any of it.
 
Yeah, go to the Philippines. With your balding longish hair, you look like somebody from the 1970s who sold weed, which won't go well in a whorehouse about to be raided by Duterte's drug death squads.
 
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Dan seems a lot more agitated and irritable these days. Earlier this year, he had the gout that he liked to blame for his incapabilities, but now that he has spent time in his pursuit for the 'best life possible' by going to Vegas, and spending a day of working and having a little bit of money, I think he is finally starting to realize how difficult it is to 'get what (he) wants' and is struggling to keep the dream real, even though the facts are in front of his face now.
That explains his recent surge of saying 'Im angry, y'know?' and now, in place of the gout, he replaced this obstacle with Kim's enabling of his 'comfortable life' as the only thing keeping him back. I dunno about you guys, but I sense a new resentment towards her because of this, on top of the denial of sex. And I think she is becoming more vocal in his videos now, and contradicts Dan's delusions a lot more frequently as well.
Also, I think Dan's malnutrition is finally catching up with him now that he is this stressed out. His hairline is jacked from lack of iron but also, if anyone knows what it's like to be truly stressed, they know that the stomach is the first thing that turns on you, and severely alters your way of thinking from there. But he's reaching a critical point now where it's doing physical damage, and if anyone remembers the video he uploaded to facebook (as a result of his brief battle with youtube) it was only that video (at the end) where he said that his shit has blood in it, but he tries to laugh it off as something he ate (I recall him blaming it on red peppers and balsamic vinegar) he ambiguously mentions it in later videos, but you have to read between the lines to know what he's referring to. Notice he is a lot more analytical of his stool-formations now... idk, something for you guys to keep watch of later.
Sorry for the wall of text, but this is my first post on the Farms, and I even tried to keep it short. I've been following you guys periodically thru summer, and enjoyed all of your guys' rundowns for videos I didn't have time to watch lol
 
darth_hendrix said:
Dan seems a lot more agitated and irritable these days....
That explains his recent surge of saying 'Im angry, y'know?' and now, in place of the gout, he replaced this obstacle with Kim's enabling of his 'comfortable life' as the only thing keeping him back. I dunno about you guys, but I sense a new resentment towards her because of this, on top of the denial of sex. And I think she is becoming more vocal in his videos now, and contradicts Dan's delusions a lot more frequently as well.
Also, I think Dan's malnutrition is finally catching up with him now that he is this stressed out. His hairline is jacked from lack of iron but also, if anyone knows what it's like to be truly stressed, they know that the stomach is the first thing that turns on you, and severely alters your way of thinking from there. But he's reaching a critical point now where it's doing physical damage, and if anyone remembers the video he uploaded to facebook (as a result of his brief battle with youtube) it was only that video (at the end) where he said that his shit has blood in it, but he tries to laugh it off as something he ate (I recall him blaming it on red peppers and balsamic vinegar) he ambiguously mentions it in later videos, but you have to read between the lines to know what he's referring to. Notice he is a lot more analytical of his stool-formations now... idk, something for you guys to keep watch of later.
Sorry for the wall of text, but this is my first post on the Farms, and I even tried to keep it short. I've been following you guys periodically thru summer, and enjoyed all of your guys' rundowns for videos I didn't have time to watch lol
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Agree with a lot of this. Dan and Kim got more hostile a while back when she finally caught on that his dream was to have all these young women and not her (or I guess them and her too, hanging around), plus as you pointed out he's blaming her for his own failures in, well, everything. Dan's still relying on her for money, but even a crazy old schizophrenic woman eventually figures out that she's being used. I think Dan's known all along that he has no chance of achieving anything, which is why he spends so much time planning it in his head but then reality hits and it's two hours of him cursing and muttering.

As far as diet, I agree his horrible diet and stress are what is messing up his health. Not sure if the blood in the stool was real---he spouts so much conflicting gibberish about his diet that I have trouble believing anything he says there. Not that he's lying but that he sees things that aren't there to satisfy his delusional beliefs. He does look terrible though, especially compared to a year ago.
 
strandedcastaway said:
Agree with a lot of this. Dan and Kim got more hostile a while back when she finally caught on that his dream was to have all these young women and not her (or I guess them and her too, hanging around), plus as you pointed out he's blaming her for his own failures in, well, everything. Dan's still relying on her for money, but even a crazy old schizophrenic woman eventually figures out that she's being used. I think Dan's known all along that he has no chance of achieving anything, which is why he spends so much time planning it in his head but then reality hits and it's two hours of him cursing and muttering.

As far as diet, I agree his horrible diet and stress are what is messing up his health. Not sure if the blood in the stool was real---he spouts so much conflicting gibberish about his diet that I have trouble believing anything he says there. Not that he's lying but that he sees things that aren't there to satisfy his delusional beliefs. He does look terrible though, especially compared to a year ago.
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I noticed that Kim's been more vocal lately in these videos (or maybe it's just that we're hearing more from her because we're literally getting more footage at 7 hours a pop). Either way, she also seems more lucid than previously. I never knew that she had a really good sense of humor, and I found myself actually laughing at one of her jokes. I don't usually watch too much of these vids. I only really poke around, and if something seems interesting, I'll stay on there for like 5 or 10 minutes, but from what I've seen at least, she's in a better space and he's taking a nosedive, no doubt from his screwy diet and stress.
 
strandedcastaway said:
Agree with a lot of this. Dan and Kim got more hostile a while back when she finally caught on that his dream was to have all these young women and not her (or I guess them and her too, hanging around), plus as you pointed out he's blaming her for his own failures in, well, everything. Dan's still relying on her for money, but even a crazy old schizophrenic woman eventually figures out that she's being used. I think Dan's known all along that he has no chance of achieving anything, which is why he spends so much time planning it in his head but then reality hits and it's two hours of him cursing and muttering.

As far as diet, I agree his horrible diet and stress are what is messing up his health. Not sure if the blood in the stool was real---he spouts so much conflicting gibberish about his diet that I have trouble believing anything he says there. Not that he's lying but that he sees things that aren't there to satisfy his delusional beliefs. He does look terrible though, especially compared to a year ago.
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I dunno man... have you seen the clip I'm talking about though? It's still up on his FB, there's a short time at the end of it where he's street-walking where he brings it up. Usually his delusion contradicts the truth when it fits some kind of agenda for him and his 'lifestyle'... you're right to say he sees things that don't line-up with his beliefs, but this has nothing to do with his beliefs though, and actually seemed like a candid slip-of-the-tongue confession.
The way his delusion works is to ignore something like that, because it's a negative aspect of his deteriorating health, which he would never admit except by accident. My theory is he is mistaking his gluten-allergy for IBS, which would explain his complete abstinence of cheese and dairy, and might even be why he began seeking the healthy lifestyle in the first place. Last week he was ALLLL about white rice and claimed brown rice made him sick, whipping up ridiculous portions of plain white rice for himself. This week, he is totally against white rice, and now claims brown is the healthier choice. If it isn't IBS, there is something causing him direct pain when he eats.
 
Heh, in Dan's latest video, which is seven hours long, he complains about spending three hours a day eating. Yes, Dan, stop wasting time eating and make longer videos! :P

LOL, towards the end of the video Dan is lying in bed doing maths. For something like half an hour or more he's trying to figure out a solution to a math problem that is impossible to solve. I've gotten to 5:07 and he's still going on about it thinking there's a way to solve it.
 
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paperbag said:
Heh, in Dan's latest video, which is seven hours long, he complains about spending three hours a day eating. Yes, Dan, stop wasting time eating and make longer videos! :P

LOL, towards the end of the video Dan is lying in bed doing maths. For something like half an hour or more he's trying to figure out a solution to a math problem that is impossible to solve. I've gotten to 5:07 and he's still going on about it thinking there's a way to solve it.
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I thought Dan might be Rainman the way he spouted off pi to 8000 digits (or whateva, as Dan would say) but then he couldn't figure out any other math problems and I realized he was just the usual autist.

Since he has to fill so many hours and can only babble at Kim for so many, he's now reliving his high school math classes. Due to gluten.
 
Have you guys seen this masterpiece?

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Watching Dan's latest videos makes my head itch with all this lice talk... he said there were 'hundreds' of eggs he found in Kim's hair the other day. Whether that number is accurate or not, still made my stomach roll over a bit considering the situation going on there. But that's okay, just keep putting off the changing of your sheets, they'll just go away on their own, right?
 
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