😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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ahyes said:
It looks like Dan removed the vlog from January 9th, which is one of the days that I didn't download. Anyone have a copy of that one?
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I stopped archiving the videos recently as it seems YouTube is leaving his videos alone for now.

I believe strandedcastaway was correct that Dan removed the video because of the segment where Dan and Jeremy talk on the phone disparagingly about some old high school classmates. He will most likely re-upload the video with that segment cut out.
 
Highlights from the video of teh 14th:

Start - Dan talked to the happierabroad guy on the phone, says he'll pick up Dan from the airport if he gets his own flight tickets. Dan thinks he can get tickets for "only $400" each way. Assuming dan skates a jail sentence, I'm honestly hoping he gets there so he can let down both the happierabroad guy as well as himself.

56:27 "God Damn it! I can't friggin believe that Kim would not care about me, it's just so stupid you know? To not care for me. Just spread her legs for me, and let me have sex with her. It would like make things so much better. I don't get how she would treat me so horribly you know? Like i'm a horrible person. It doesn't take that long to have sex you know?"

At 01:09:30 Dan wakes up with frantically reading some self help stuff as quickly as he can, ignoring all of the ways he's been a shitty person that warrants his not being liked by most people.

We seem to be back to the same old repetitive, whiney manchild. Anyone know if Dan has a plan for a lawyer? I'm expecting him to show up for court with no help whatsoever.
 
ahyes said:
Highlights from the video of teh 14th:

Start - Dan talked to the happierabroad guy on the phone, says he'll pick up Dan from the airport if he gets his own flight tickets. Dan thinks he can get tickets for "only $400" each way. Assuming dan skates a jail sentence, I'm honestly hoping he gets there so he can let down both the happierabroad guy as well as himself.

56:27 "God Damn it! I can't friggin believe that Kim would not care about me, it's just so stupid you know? To not care for me. Just spread her legs for me, and let me have sex with her. It would like make things so much better. I don't get how she would treat me so horribly you know? Like i'm a horrible person. It doesn't take that long to have sex you know?"

At 01:09:30 Dan wakes up with frantically reading some self help stuff as quickly as he can, ignoring all of the ways he's been a shitty person that warrants his not being liked by most people.

We seem to be back to the same old repetitive, whiney manchild. Anyone know if Dan has a plan for a lawyer? I'm expecting him to show up for court with no help whatsoever.
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I would love to see Dan go to the Philippines and find out that those poor women aren't going to throw themselves at a dirty guy with less money than they have. Never going to happen though.

Someone should advise Dan to get a lawyer because while I don't think he'll get jail time, I don't think having Jeremy as his sole legal adviser is a wise move. The cops have been to his house a few times and they're asking about child molestation, not "talking to adults on the street". I don't think Dan has literally molested children (yet), but we've heard him say how he told the cops that girls develop younger now, we should all be having more sex---much less what he's told the camera about fingering 6-year-olds. With his 'tism, he has no filter. Without a lawyer he's liable to talk himself into more trouble than he's in now.

Dan's videos are overall very repetitive, but in each video there's always a few times he says something totally nuts that makes it worth sitting through the other crap.
 
ahyes said:
At 01:09:30 Dan wakes up with frantically reading some self help stuff as quickly as he can
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...while running in place? It seems like that's what he's doing for about 20 - 25 minutes while speed reading out loud those goals over and over and over again.
 
Dan's just uploaded a whole lot of vlogs. Jan 12, 13, 16, and 17.

Dan's plan is to go to the Strip in Las Vegas with a tip jar and make as much money as possible for infinite impregnation of women. :P

The pregnant women Dan will have will just be 'stored' in the house since he won't want to have sex with them whilst they're pregnant because they're already pregnant.
 
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paperbag said:
Dan's just uploaded a whole lot of vlogs. Jan 12, 13, 16, and 17.

Dan's plan is to go to the Strip in Las Vegas with a tip jar and make as much money as possible for infinite impregnation of women. :P

The pregnant women Dan will have will just be 'stored' in the house since he won't want to have sex with them whilst they're pregnant because they're already pregnant.
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Dan also thinks he can give a woman an orgasm while she's giving birth.
Dan also thinks that women take birth control so they won't have sex, not so they don't get pregnant because they are having a lot of sex.
Dan also thinks potatoes make him itch, not the bugs biting him.

Dan and reality don't talk much these days.
 
The lice is just another thing added to the mix that Dan continues to fail to solve. One moment he's bitching and moaning about the lice and saying that he needs to get rid of it and the next he says he doesn't think he has lice and that it's the jalapenos he ate that's making him itchy or whatever.

He says it takes as much effort to aim for the sky than it does to accept poverty but he continues to get nowhere. In one of his latest videos, he says he's not interested in a particular job vacancy because it has irregular working hours even though it's to do with fruits and vegetables. He's obsessed with the notion of getting up and going to bed at certain ideal times every single day, and eating three meals per day at the exact same times, to such a degree it's as if doing those things will magically transform his life. But even those habits he desperately wants to adopt he doesn't do consistently.

He gets up in the morning full of positive energy, wastes time doing Think and Grow Rich exercises rather than job searching, goes to Kim and gets in an argument with her or whatever and then bitches about it for the rest of the day and complains how he's sick of getting nowhere but then rinse and repeats that exact same thing over and over again.

Dan hasn't gotten laid for quite some time now despite wanting to. He continues to repeat his same sexual stories every so often. I think he's been getting worse in a way. Time's etching away at him and he's just seemingly going deeper and deeper into his rut. I kind of blame Andrew Fitzpatrick for keeping him going.

Things may change soon though. There's the possibility that Dan may be sentenced to prison pending the outcome of this trial on the 24th (due to more misunderstanding the law like how he misunderstands a lot of things rather than actually typically violating it). No more vlogs for a while if that happens. :( But also Dan's relationship with Kim has been getting worse. Dan probably keeps seeing Kim despite saying how terrible it is because he gets money off her to pay his rent (although he never really admits this directly). If he cuts ties off with her then he will become homeless and so he keeps running to her declaring he's 'addicted' to her. The risk is that Kim will someday no longer open her apartment door (and consequently her purse strings) for him in addition to no longer spreading her legs for him.
 
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ahyes said:
Anyone know if Dan has a plan for a lawyer? I'm expecting him to show up for court with no help whatsoever.
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I'd think going there with no help would be the best. Listening to Dan speak the judge or whatever will probably realize that he's an intelligent idiot and so let him off lightly. :P

It would be hilarious to see Dan in court talking about how high protein intake is making girl develop faster these days and stuff and declaring proudly "I'm a good person" (and then the prosecutor will read a bit of his 'raw' sexual poem where a line goes "I want to rape you you piece of shit").
 
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paperbag said:
I'd think going there with no help would be the best.
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He'll definitely have a court-appointed defense attorney. Whether he'll get to meet with him/her before the proceeding, I don't know. Not even sure if it'll help much, and I've never had to be in court, so I don't know how it works, but I do know that everyone gets appointed a lawyer by the court if they can't afford one. So he won't be going in alone, at least.

I do hope they have a transcript of his poem. I'm sure the judge and prosecutor would benefit from that.
 
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I'm very happy Andrew is also working the receding hairline into the illustrations.
 
ahyes said:
After seeing his sonic photo, I thought that Andrew Fitzpatrick was one of us. It seemed like he was low-key trolling whilst preaching Dan's efforts in order to gain Dan's trust, and get a little closer to being able to have some say in all the things Dan does. The thing is, he's producing drawings for Dan at a rate that lessens the likelihood of him trolling, and increases the likelihood that he's legitimately a follower of Dan's. Really, who has that much time to draw depictions of a 30 year old schizophrenic narcissist banging pregnant women in a room full of vegetables that have been glued to the wall?
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I definitely think he's trolling. The picture of Dan and a baby simultaneously breastfeeding and the one with him having anal sex with a women giving birth are just to out there to be serious. I'm not sure what he's trying to accomplish though. Dan saying he wants a female Andrew Fitzpatrick shows he's having a lot of influence. There is a troll profile in Andrew's friend list that might point to it being trolling as well. Adrianna Redding a fake account using pictures of Alison Rapp https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100013576513004
 
paperbag said:
Maybe the name 'Andrew Fitzpatrick' is itself a clue. This dude kind of looks like Dan and he lives in Los Angeles like him:
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This guy is also Andrew Fitzpatrick:
"Andrew Fitzpatrick was jailed for more than five years for hiding a semi-automatic pistol in his Kensington home during a kidnapping"

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He could be trolling from a genuine account. On the surface it looks alright. Claims to have went to Inverness college and he has a bunch of people from Inverness on his friends list. A couple others from other parts of Scotland. There are some oddities in his friends list and they all seem to be friends with Dan. He has one check in on his page. Tokyo Japan. That Sonic picture appears to have been taken from Japan. The 3 people that liked the photo are his age from Scotland.
 
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