😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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Does anyone know if Dan is now officially homeless?

I'm thinking that this could be the case, because he mentioned after being asked in the chat on his Twitch stream, that his name is not on the lease to Kim's apartment. Could the building management have decided that shouting at 3:00am was the last straw, and ordered him to leave (he may have been under the impression that they would tolerate him behaving in the same manner as some of their formal, complex-needs tenants)?.
 
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Accostus said:
Does anyone know if Dan is now officially homeless?

I'm thinking that this could be the case, because he mentioned after being asked in the chat on his Twitch stream, that his name is not on the lease to Kim's apartment. Could the building management have decided that shouting at 3:00am was the last straw, and ordered him to leave (he may have been under the impression that they would tolerate him behaving in the same manner as some of their formal, complex-needs tenants)?.
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He's lived at Kim's ever since his failed attempt to move to Rohnert Park after he got out of jail last summer. He gave up his apartment last spring, even before he went to jail. Despite being a "great person" and an able-bodied young man, he relies on Kim (and government assistance) for everything.
 
Hoping DJ Cilley's next fire is audio from tonight's comeback stream where Dan was complaining about the gymnastics team girls (who were confronting their molestor Larry Nassar in court) being too vengeful, angry at themselves and full of negative emotion.
 
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Dan's back with a new video. He said he deleted all of his recent videos because:
1) They weren't in 1080P (which doesn't seem that important when you're either recording your own face or your computer monitor, but...)
2) He feels ashamed and embarrassed that he has any content on the Internet that offends anyone, even though he wants to "express his uniqueness". To quote Dan, he should be able to "talk in a gay voice" or "twerk" if he feels like it. Then he complains about how other people get triggered so easily but he doesn't (the same guy who screamed at Kim about a blanket last week).

Then it's back to Dan's usual speech about how he's a great person but he's weak because he ate 2 1/2 pints of ice cream (though he has food sensitivities, the kind that make you too lazy to work or leave your room; he does admit here that most people say it's all in his head) and lots of oil. So he's got his excuse for sitting in Kim's room for the next two weeks.

Dan never learns, Dan never changes.
 
Senior Lexmechanic said:
Disgusting, but unsurpising. Despite his constant insistence otherwise, Dan is a massive misogynist.
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I think he gets that from his dad Stewart. In one of his new videos (he's put out about 20 in recent days) he says that after divorcing his father slept with 50 women in a short time. This lifestyle is what Dan claims he wants, but he actually makes himself fail because his social anxiety and paranoia take him down. It's really sad and pathetic how he cock-blocks himself throughout life.

1) If a woman interacts with him, notice how he immediately tells her his flaws. He used to tell them to google "LA predator", and he always mentions how he was sick for a long time, or that he gets called a sex offender, or a pedophile, or a creep. He tries to ruin the interaction DESPITE CLAIMING THAT THESE INTERACTIONS WORKING OUT AND GETTING LAID ARE HIS MAIN GOALS IN LIFE.
2) He's got an elaborate web of food-based allergies that change by the day that he can use as an excuse for any poor interaction. Of course, being the bitter bitch Dan is, he also turns these and projects them onto the women (they're fat, they blast their brains, they have jobs so they don't need him).
3) He doesn't shower for days, wear clean clothes, brush his teeth, or try in any way to look decent while "accosting" AND he usually accosts with Kim there.
4) When he was going to out in Vegas, he expressly said he did NOT want sex, when it's all he ever says he wants, but here he thought he might have a chance so he had to protect himself from failing.
5) The rare times he's gotten a number, he never contacts the woman. Because then he might have to have an actual conversation or interact with her as a person and he doesn't see women as people.

Kinda sad, in a way, if it wasn't Dan we were talking about.
 
strandedcastaway said:
1) If a woman interacts with him, notice how he immediately tells her his flaws. He used to tell them to google "LA predator", and he always mentions how he was sick for a long time, or that he gets called a sex offender, or a pedophile, or a creep. He tries to ruin the interaction DESPITE CLAIMING THAT THESE INTERACTIONS WORKING OUT AND GETTING LAID ARE HIS MAIN GOALS IN LIFE.
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This is something I'm really taking note of right now. I thought it was just the unrestrained autism and lack of talking points that caused this. But with his last accosting video (which was the most physical-cringe inducing thing I've seen in a while btw) this sort of talk seemed to be his opener. After the "how are you. I like you." comments it was immediately followed with "if you search my name on google it says I'm the DTLA predator. Isn't that ridiculous? But I'm a nice person!" or "wow, this makes me so happy! You're not calling me a creep/telling me to go away like everyone else!"
Whether consciously or subconsciously, he's sabotaging himself as soon as possible now, faster than before, I think. And when the women reject him he's quick to blame it on their unhealthy lifestyle, like always. But now it's like he WANTS to fail. Or is failure so fixed in his mind that he already feels rejected even before he approaches them? He doesn't even have that delusional sense of confidence anymore.
Deep down he has finally admitted to himself that he has no hope of properly assimilating in society, and the walls of Kims roach-palace are closing in on him by the day. Right now he's fantasizing of buying a $800 dollar home in Arkansas. What will happen once he realizes not even this is possible, I wonder.. he's running out of fantasies to hold on to.
 
I don't think Dan intends to self-sabotage his interactions with women. He goes by an honest and direct pick up style and he mentions things like he's the DTLA Predator as a way of showing how open and honest he is in an attempt to get the women to like him.

If he believes himself to be greatness, that he's being the best person possible in his interactions with women but they (the interactions) don't go so well, then he concludes it must be the women who are jaded and not open to his loving embrace.

Dan looks at people as just different versions of himself. If someone treats him unkindly then he concludes that they must be messed up by gluten just like how he says gluten can mess him up and make him feel irritable and therefore give him a propensity to treat others unkindly. If someone does something he would never do, or sports something he would never sport like tattoos for instance, then he would tag those people as stupid and/or toxic. Dan sorely lacks empathy for others and can't resign himself to the fact that someone could do something for some reason that he is unaware of or can't relate to.

Dan's accosting is basically all about himself. He loves to talk about himself in his interactions and he will happily ramble on about his favorite topics like diet, whilst intermittently declaring that it's so cool that the woman is listening to him, without actually trying to establish a connection with the woman. In fact, it seems he treats the women the same as if she was a viewer to the video he's making. He doesn't really seem to have a desire to get to know a woman or share a moment with her. Rather it's all about him and what he's getting out of it.

Dan does have a misogynistic and out-dated view towards women. He wants to go back to the 1950s where only the men worked and the women stayed home to cook and clean and raise the children. He views women as basically baby factories to be claimed by men. He has no moral qualms about getting poor women from third world countries to essentially be his sex slaves because they're 'poor and starving'.

What's most strange, however, is the heavenly sexual experience he keeps on talking about. Once he had sex with a woman, after having gotten to know her over many months of text messaging, and he describes it as a spiritual experience of which he wants to replicate with future partners once they've gone through his 30 day no-sex bonding period in an attempt to ensure that the experience will re-occur. What's striking is, despite having the heavenly experience with the woman, it seems he dumped her straight after that because of how she looked. She had a very good personality according to Dan, Dan had the best time of his life with her, but then being the dummy he is he seemingly immediately dropped her like a hot potato. He had her go home crying because he told her she wasn't good looking enough for him. And despite continually reminiscing about his time with her as a reference point on what he wants to achieve again in order to live the best life possible, he absolutely rules himself out of interacting with women who don't meet his strict criteria in terms of looks and weight.

Dan, the masculine virile man, the 'horn dog' as he describes himself, the creep, who wants to fuck and squeeze and jackhammer women and lick their assholes and taste their shit and have them suck his dick like a ice cream cone after it's been in their ass; gets repelled and turned off by women and at any hint of a 'toxic' personality. Dan seems to have set himself up to live a life of loneliness beyond Kim. The most amusing case in point is that he got severely offended by a woman casually telling him to 'take off your shoes' when he arrived at her apartment or whatever.

Dan constantly moans about women being jaded but it's he himself who appears to be jaded. If a woman does so much as to look at him funny he will not desire to fuck her. The irony of course is that he puts up with Kim's schizophrenic oddities on a daily basis probably because, in addition to her being a source of shelter and first day restaurant outings, if he loses Kim then he will really be all alone with very little hope of attracting another women due to his insanely high standards.
 
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I also disagree that it isn't self sabotage. He has a complete lack of social skills and etiquette. Has zero clue what is or isn't appropriate. His cluelessness isn't limited to social interaction. If had a clue he wouldn't post videos to youtube with him masturbating in the video.

As for Dan having high standards please. A person with high standards doesn't think Kim is attractive and smells good.
 
Dave Meltzer said:
I also disagree that it isn't self sabotage. He has a complete lack of social skills and etiquette. Has zero clue what is or isn't appropriate. His cluelessness isn't limited to social interaction. If had a clue he wouldn't post videos to youtube with him masturbating in the video.
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To me it's two different things. I feel that he could have a "10" throw herself at him and he'd run away and say that he has to wait 30 days to have sex, or she has a tattoo, or she isn't a virgin. He'd find a way not to succeed. On top of that, as you said he also has no social skills or etiquette. He doesn't have high standards, I agree, but he uses those standards as excuses so he doesn't fail with those women.

I shouldn't try to make sense out of his brain. This is the same guy who is saying to move to non-child-support states and use welfare to support his children so he doesn't have to yet constantly whines about welfare, and he's counting the number of black people in Google images photos while he lives off of a schizophrenic on Skid Row. It's bullshit, but it's also so impossible that he'll ever get anywhere that I felt bad for him for a minute.
 
I completely missed this video by Dan. Thanks for making a song about it Weedle I would never have seen it without it. Dan discussing his desire to eat shit and the health benefits of eating shit. Oh I shouldn't say shit he says it is gross to use that word. Eating shit, that is okay; but saying the word, that is gross.

 
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I completely missed this video by Dan. Thanks for making a song about it Weedle I would never have seen it without it. Dan discussing his desire to eat shit and the health benefits of eating shit. Oh I shouldn't say shit he says it is gross to use that word. Eating shit, that is okay; but saying the word, that is gross.

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He's got one half of ESAD down right.
 
Kim's watching 'The Wicker Man' in Dan's latest video ("Get Control, or Get Out") and it occurred to me that Nicolas Cage would be the perfect choice to portray Dan when the Netflix movie of his life is made:

 
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