Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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When the management procures financial backing for principal liquid asset acquisition during a bull market...
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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
I just noticed the fingernails... dude is so vainglorious describing everything with churched up music industry terms but can't chomp those off to cut down on looking like a decomposing corpse? What's the excuse?
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Consider these points:

1) If you were a homeless rat carrying around a backpack holding your unwashed fleshlight that you handle on the regular, would you want to stick your fingers in your mouth?
2) Does he actually have enough teeth to bite them down?
 
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Disguised In Cognito said:
Consider these points:

1) If you were a homeless rat carrying around a backpack holding your unwashed fleshlight that you handle on the regular, would you want to stick your fingers in your mouth?
2) Does he actually have enough teeth to bite them down?
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Fair points. Nauseatingly disgusting, but fair.
 
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It appears Ivan / Oxthegoat got drunk and went live on one of Daniel's old accounts, The Daniel Larson New Start one. Someone saved bits of it on the Reddit though since I missed the whole thing. The channel was terminated live after reports of someone hijacking the stream with porn. Hoping most of the videos from that channel were archived but saw others may have saved them all so that's a plus.

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Described on the Reddit
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Daniel responds about the stream in his Youtube comments
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Who is Oxthegoat?

There's this wiki page about Ivan here, A He was also known for confronting Daniel on January 15th this year.
Old video of Ivan doing this weird frog thing from May this year.



 
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Spiddlekick said:
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I'd like to bring you an exclusive announcement. I have it on good authority that, this Sunday, Dan's YouTube channel will have a presentation that I'm hoping will be relatively entertaining. I have no involvement with the production or distribution of this, but I did get an idea of what's gonna happen early. No Dans will be harmed in the making of this feature. I can not say the same for a-logs or weens haha.
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.........Is the above what you were referring to? Can you see the future or something?

If not, what?
 
Disguised In Cognito said:
.........Is the above what you were referring to? Can you see the future or something?

If not, what?
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The above was indeed what I was referencing. I apologize for making it seem more impactful then it actually was, can't really defend myself on that front. I was under the impression that it was going to be primarily doxing people but (And tbf, I did tune out after like 1 and 1/2 hours so if they did, I didn't see it) it seems like Oxis got drunk and didn't want to follow through.

Overall, from what I watched, it was pretty lame. Egg on my face.
 
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A Wumpa Fruit said:
Imagine being an innocent hitchhiker, just taking a short, relaxing walk, and suddenly you found this fucking thing who stinks like hell, rambling about the music industry and furiously slurping an Arby´s milkshake... that´s how those horror stories about cryptids are made?
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Never before have I wanted someone to get Missing 411'd so much
 
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Spiddlekick said:
The above was indeed what I was referencing. I apologize for making it seem more impactful then it actually was, can't really defend myself on that front. I was under the impression that it was going to be primarily doxing people but (And tbf, I did tune out after like 1 and 1/2 hours so if they did, I didn't see it) it seems like Oxis got drunk and didn't want to follow through.

Overall, from what I watched, it was pretty lame. Egg on my face.
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So you knew this stream was going to happen. Does this mean you're in contact with Oxis; or was he communicating with with people in general about it? Do you know who he was planning to dox and for what purpose (if there was one)?
 
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Daniel Larson is a _very_ important individual to have in the modern narrative.

Living proof that even (one of) the wealthiest first-world nations cannot afford the mentally disabled.
That cute, slightly downsy, child that needs a lot of help with shoelaces and putting on their clothes - eventually grows up and becomes a rampaging psychopathic pedophile.
20 year old retards are not cute. They are dangerous primates
...unless you keep them drugged.

Life with an aware but evil retard
or
Life with a wonderful, half asleep retard

Daniel Larson shows us the cost.
 
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Disguised In Cognito said:
So you knew this stream was going to happen. Does this mean you're in contact with Oxis; or was he communicating with with people in general about it? Do you know who he was planning to dox and for what purpose (if there was one)?
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There was a vague community post on the Daniel Larson New Start channel announcing "something coming" which was posted on Friday. Obviously it's no longer up but it was announced before it happened. I assume this is was Spiddle is talking about.
 
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mrpissfaceman said:
There was a vague community post on the Daniel Larson New Start channel announcing "something coming" which was posted on Friday. Obviously it's no longer up but it was announced before it happened. I assume this is was Spiddle is talking about.
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I know the woman who was in the stream decently well. She gave me an idea of what was going to happen before they made any posts.

I have spoken with Oxis before here and there but I know the woman much better.
 
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Chongqing said:
I'm a little bit behind in reading, but this continues to be the one unfunny thread on the site. It's like you guys are actively trying to not be fun.

I don't understand why anyone would spend time on KF engaging in reddit-style discussions about how someone is a predator.
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It's the nature of the Farms; some cows are hilarious and some are just not.
 
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