Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

[Chan the Wizard]

The feds are going to go hard so they can say they locked up domestic terrorists.
If I was a retarded zoomer, I’d either turn snitch in turn for a plea deal or immunity (remember kiddies, it’s first come first serve) or I’d kill myself because that’d be better than spending at least the next decade in prison and then never being able to live a normal life with a felony on my record.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Federal agents are slowly but surely showing up to every "managers" work and home. I'd share the video, unfortunately, all I have access to is this Discord screenshot from the Reddit Discord.

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The prophecy of Null has come to pass! Truly Dear Sneeder is blessed with divine omniscience.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Federal agents are slowly but surely showing up to every "managers" work and home. I'd share the video, unfortunately, all I have access to is this Discord screenshot from the Reddit Discord.

Too bad the FBI never visited Chris-Chan during the game place saga when he talked about bombing the game store online back in the day.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Trying to force "the next Chris Chan" is the ultimate zoomer hubris. We've seen this shit play out so many times now.

And each time zoomer weens (who've read the CWCki and watched Geno's documentaries ad infinitum) who long to have that level of noteriety don't even realize that Chris-Chan happened organically. And that Clyde Cash never made Chris do anything outright illegal like yelling terroristic threats (remember, in the US you are protected by the First Amendment but that protection ends when you yell "fire" in a crowded building when there is none, which is basically what these people goaded Daniel into doing) in public places, if Chris ever did that he did it all 100% of his own choice and free will. If anything, Daniel's "managers" are more like the Idea Guys and even Joshua Wise never drove Chris to make borderline terroristic threats in public places (though the extortion is illegal and it's a shame he'll never face repercussions for it, but I digress).

Part of me hopes the Feds name these kids so the public can shame them, maybe even with some names and dox, Grace Vanderwaal's family (as iirc, it was largely her mother who's had to deal with both Daniel and the weens' incessant harassment) can either press charges against their families and/or get a no-contact restraining order on them as well.

 

[Londo]

And each time zoomer weens (who've read the CWCki and watched Geno's documentaries ad infinitum) who long to have that level of noteriety don't even realize that Chris-Chan happened organically. And that Clyde Cash never made Chris do anything outright illegal like yelling terroristic threats (remember, in the US you are protected by the First Amendment but that protection ends when you yell "fire" in a crowded building when there is none, which is basically what these people goaded Daniel into doing) in public places, if Chris ever did that he did it all 100% of his own choice and free will. If anything, Daniel's "managers" are more like the Idea Guys and even Joshua Wise never drove Chris to make borderline terroristic threats in public places (though the extortion is illegal and it's a shame he'll never face repercussions for it, but I digress).

Part of me hopes the Feds name these kids so the public can shame them, maybe even with some names and dox, Grace Vanderwaal's family (as iirc, it was largely her mother who's had to deal with both Daniel and the weens' incessant harassment) can either press charges against their families and/or get a no-contact restraining order on them as well.

I'm curious on one aspect of this that I hadn't considered before: would Grace be able to sue the weens if they had used Daniel as a proxy for some actions? Imagine being stalked and harassed by a homeless goblin to then find out it was a bunch of teenagers prompting him to go further and further with it. If it were my daughter I'd be bloodthirsty and litigation would be flying in the air like shotgun pellets.

@Useful_Mistake @AnOminous Any ideas how that would sit in a private case?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Part of me hopes the Feds name these kids so the public can shame them, maybe even with some names and dox, Grace Vanderwaal's family (as iirc, it was largely her mother who's had to deal with both Daniel and the weens' incessant harassment) can either press charges against their families and/or get a no-contact restraining order on them as well.

Depends on whether or not the Glow Boys decide to charge the fools. Generally, Juveniles who run afoul the Feds get dumped on the State Courts, and are given some sort of State Charge like Delinquency, in this case it would be "Delinquency as an offense against Public Order", which is basically "This is a serious felony, but we are charging you as a retarded child and you will be going to Juvenile Prison, but we won't ruin your life by spelling out what we are sending you to prison for". Usually this would be when a 13 year old sells crack on the street, but I suppose inducing a retard to make threats to blow up the White House would qualify too.

If the Feds do however charge the kids, we'll know everything because there is no Juvenile justice system at the Federal Level. Being a Juvenile will only matter in sentencing as a mitigating factor.

 

[break these cuffs]

Part of me hopes the Feds name these kids so the public can shame them, maybe even with some names and dox, Grace Vanderwaal's family (as iirc, it was largely her mother who's had to deal with both Daniel and the weens' incessant harassment) can either press charges against their families and/or get a no-contact restraining order on them as well.

They will be named if they're arrested and charged, except maybe if they're kids. I don't know if the feds withhold it in that case. Their prosecution will be a matter of public record. Despite what the movies tell you, the government prosecutes a defendant in the US. That is why a few pages back there is the cap of his case that reads: "The United States vs. Daniel Larson". The Federal Government is going after him. While it is true that uncooperative victims can sink a case and cause a DA's office to drop charges when there isn't sufficient evidence besides a victim's testimony, a victim has no authority to instruct a DA not to prosecute.

Grace's family could certainly try to take them to civil court if they believe they have a case and can recoup damages.

 

[Slav Power]

If the feds want to be extremely harsh I believe they could likely enact the Patriot Act

Officially it's been expired since 2020, but then again, it's the fucking Patriot Act and the US federal government, they don't give a shit.

 

[CryptoHermit]

The Biden Adminisitration is officially beginning to crackdown on weens. This will be how he wins the election.
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What Lolcow does Trump follow if Biden stans Larson? I'm thinking Jim Sterling.

 

[AnOminous]

Is solicitation an entirely separate charge from coercion?

Solicitation is any time you try to get someone else to commit a crime, like if you try to hire a hitman. Convincing a retard to commit a crime is not what is usually countenanced by the title, but then, it isn't often people are retarded enough to try to get another retard to commit a retarded crime.

I mean I think this is some almost unique reddit thing. It doesn't happen when you're dealing with humans of normal intelligence.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Federal agents are slowly but surely showing up to every "managers" work and home. I'd share the video, unfortunately, all I have access to is this Discord screenshot from the Reddit Discord.

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Stalker children literally about to enjoy prison

 

[Rungle]

Guess people think twice about weening now.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm curious on one aspect of this that I hadn't considered before: would Grace be able to sue the weens if they had used Daniel as a proxy for some actions? Imagine being stalked and harassed by a homeless goblin to then find out it was a bunch of teenagers prompting him to go further and further with it. If it were my daughter I'd be bloodthirsty and litigation would be flying in the air like shotgun pellets.

@Useful_Mistake @AnOminous Any ideas how that would sit in a private case?

I'm unaware of a case remotely like this, and lolsuits involving lolcows are incredibly unpredictable and seem to get magically assigned to loljudges with both parties represented by lolyers.

They're definitely on the hook for something, though, it's just a question of what exactly and whether it's even worth it.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

>Daniel AND his weens get physically removed from civilized society
Just try and come up with a better ending to this whole fever dream

 

[Brutality]

Larson and his weens becoming the ultimate example of why motherfuckers need to just watch the trashfire from a distance

 

[TVB]

All the weens and a-loggers are never gonna learn this classical statement, "those who throw rocks at glass houses should not throw stones"

 

[AnOminous]

Larson and his weens becoming the ultimate example of why motherfuckers need to just watch the trashfire from a distance

Larson's insane, degenerate weens getting v& is the best thing that has happened in a cow thread in recent memory.

TRD.

Kill redditors. Behead redditors. Roundhouse kick a redditor into the concrete. Slam dunk a redditor baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy redditors. Defecate in a redditor's food. Launch redditors into the sun. Stir fry redditors in a wok. Toss redditors into active volcanoes. Urinate into a redditor's gas tank. Judo throw redditors into a wood chipper. Twist redditors' heads off. Report redditors to the IRS. Karate chop redditors in half. Curb stomp pregnant black redditors. Trap redditors in quicksand. Crush redditors in the trash compactor. Liquefy redditors in a vat of acid. Eat redditors. Dissect redditors. Exterminate redditors in the gas chamber. Stomp redditor skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate redditors in the oven. Lobotomize redditors. Mandatory abortions for redditors. Grind redditor fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown redditors in fried chicken grease. Vaporize redditors with a ray gun. Kick old redditors down the stairs. Feed redditors to alligators. Slice redditors with a katana.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

There ought to be a law that punishes intentionally exacerbating a mentally ill person's delusions like this. It should be considered a form of abuse of the disabled.

That would also target the farms wise guy.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Federal agents are slowly but surely showing up to every "managers" work and home. I'd share the video, unfortunately, all I have access to is this Discord screenshot from the Reddit Discord.

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This is an example of no good deed goes unpunished...

 

[Delamain]

Imagine the court cases when they need a lolcow expert on the stand to explain shit.

And now coming to the stand,
Lolcow expert,
Joshua Connor Moon