⛓️ Incarcerated Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

Do the tourists not realize he’s been in federal custody for 2 fucking years already?
He’s being sentenced to time served. He’ll be out before Christmas.
 
Ngl I think it’s bullshit that he didn’t get released today. Fuck the government and fuck the so-called “justice” system.

He should’ve only done a year. He threatened to kill Joe Biden. Nobody gives a fuck. If they got him for the pedo shit, sure. If they locked him up simply because he’s insane, sure. But he threatened a glowie and a senile president in a TikTok. And he’s going to end up doing 3 years for that?

Amerikkka is not a free country.
 
No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
Ngl I think it’s bullshit that he didn’t get released today. Fuck the government and fuck the so-called “justice” system.

He should’ve only done a year. He threatened to kill Joe Biden. Nobody gives a fuck. If they got him for the pedo shit, sure. If they locked him up simply because he’s insane, sure. But he threatened a glowie and a senile president in a TikTok. And he’s going to end up doing 3 years for that?

Amerikkka is not a free country.
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That glowie practically begged him to knock it off and he only sperged out harder. He’s too donkey brained for society.
 
WOW 5 YEARS! I cannot believe Daniel is getting 2 years in prison. This is ridiculous that MISTER President is getting a year in prison. Anyone being held in prison for five months is not being treated like a human. Five weeks in prison is a human rights violation. Five days is too much NO HUMAN IS ILLIGEAL ON STOLEN LAND!
 
harmacist said:
he's going to have to join the aryan brotherhood. there is no other option
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Im going to laugh my ass off when he comes out of prison with a swastika on his forehead, looking like this guy....

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Welfare Bum said:
I'm aware time served does not include time spent in mental institutions to determine competency. Does anyone know how many creditable months Daniel has been in for?
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There's a 99% chance his time spent in the psych ward will count as time served.
GamerGateSurvivor said:
He's been in there long enough I'd be surprised if he didn't get time served.

My question is how the fuck is he going to pay that fine? Even if they give him a slap on the wrist, 10k is a fucking fortune to someone like him.
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They'll probably wave costs and fees due to his obvious inability to ever pay. They'll knock it down to $1000 and wave it post supervised release.
Thots & Prayers said:
I am not super familiar with federal law, but I would think he's going to be on some kind of community supervision. With how obviously mentally ill he is, it's gotta be.
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He's definitely getting out and will be on papers. For how long I'm not sure but it's not going to end well.
Priest Bulla said:
Do the tourists not realize he’s been in federal custody for 2 fucking years already?
He’s being sentenced to time served. He’ll be out before Christmas.
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Exactly this. He pled out to one fucking charge of incitement which is nothing. I wouldn't be surprised if the judge let him out at his date in July but definitely before Christmas.

He'll inevitably go back to jail before the end of 2027 due to this inability to follow the basic instructions of parole.
 
how will this affect his music career?
I was hoping to listen to his recent album in jail (inspired by Nirvana) "rape me". All the black guys love it.
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Well Nick Bate started the trend but I think now there should be a consideration in the US legal system as a whole for a specific lolcow prison.

So that when Chris Chan, Ethan Ralph and others hopefully end up back in the clink, they can all be housed in a single unit for their protection and the amusement of the internet at large.

Rather than giving them prison work, Sam Hyde can be enlisted to run his fishtank and turn the prison into a mash up of Oz and Survivor.

If any do gooder human rights lawyers try to block this on the basis of cruel and unusual punishment, a more than strong case could be made that putting them all in normal prison would be a crueler and more unusual punishment for these particular individuals.
 
FinnSven said:
Well Nick Bate started the trend but I think now there should be a consideration in the US legal system as a whole for a specific lolcow prison.

So that when Chris Chan, Ethan Ralph and others hopefully end up back in the clink, they can all be housed in a single unit for their protection and the amusement of the internet at large.

Rather than giving them prison work, Sam Hyde can be enlisted to run his fishtank and turn the prison into a mash up of Oz and Survivor.

If any do gooder human rights lawyers try to block this on the basis of cruel and unusual punishment, a more than strong case could be made that putting them all in normal prison would be a crueler and more unusual punishment for these particular individuals.
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A colosseum of society's most deviant retards... we can only hope to be so lucky.
 
grace deserves to see her husband NOW

screaming bomb you bomb you kill you kill you isnt a crime, fuckin' we used to be a proper country
 
FinnSven said:
Well Nick Bate started the trend but I think now there should be a consideration in the US legal system as a whole for a specific lolcow prison.

So that when Chris Chan, Ethan Ralph and others hopefully end up back in the clink, they can all be housed in a single unit for their protection and the amusement of the internet at large.

Rather than giving them prison work, Sam Hyde can be enlisted to run his fishtank and turn the prison into a mash up of Oz and Survivor.

If any do gooder human rights lawyers try to block this on the basis of cruel and unusual punishment, a more than strong case could be made that putting them all in normal prison would be a crueler and more unusual punishment for these particular individuals.
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Sam Hyde has to be under legal contract to dress like the Warden in Super Jail.

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