Dank DeMoss / Dajua Blanding / realbigdankdemoss2 / "Big Dank" - Detroit's Fattest Female rapper, denied service by a LYFT driver for being 498 lbs and got him fired (now suing LYFT), bringing the "she" to "sheboon", shit under da nails, no knees & 4'ft-fayt.

[2020chan]

She had lipo?
Where? Lol

I saw the video, saw they did it on her belly, didn't notice much of an "after" though.

How long until she has beef with Azalea Banks?

 

[DEAD BIRD]

Just spent the last 2 hours rewriting the thread (lmfao jesus christ) so hopefully, it's a little more digestible and better formatted than previous, I'm sure I still have a lot to work on though.

She had lipo?
Where? Lol

I saw the video, saw they did it on her belly, didn't notice much of an "after" though.

How long until she has beef with Azalea Banks?

Solid questions. No idea on either, lmfao.

 

[stupid frog]

Following, wonder how this fat bitch will die. Maybe in a car accident for karmic justice of Lyft bro.

 

[Space Faring Marsupial]

The second I heard about her lyft bullshit I had to check for a thread. I was not let down. But I don't want to burn my eyes anymore.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Holy shit, did Dave Blunts troon out?

 

[Abella]

The part that really gets me is her thighs and upper legs look like she’s wearing Arabic puffy pants like Aladdin, but it’s just fat billowing over her knee. She is fat and I would never have sex with her.

 

[Farsided]

We're still suffering the consequences of Sir Mix-a-Lot making fat black bitches acceptable.

That's the public fault. They heard 'I like big butts and cannot lie' and ran with it. They clearly ignored the rest of the song.
Things such as an 'a healthy butt' or 'a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist' doesn't apply to miss Blanding here. Nor does the L.A. Face with an Oakland booty.

I can't stand by such accusations of an innocent man !
I'm not a MixALot scholar by any mean, but even white boys' got to shout : Baby got back !

 

[Mojo Thief]

Following, wonder how this fat bitch will die. Maybe in a car accident for karmic justice of Lyft bro.

> Forces a poor immigrant in a Corolla to stuff her bulbous mass into his backseat, kinda like shoving silly putty into a water bottle except far sweatier, smellier and disgusting

> Immigrant, who is distracted by his Uzbek-language Instagram vids, runs a red light and gets T-boned

> Dank's enormous mass causes the back of the car to spin extra hard, as if betraying physics, before the door finally gives way and opens

> Dank ejects from the car like a 500lb cannonball, the centrifugal force of the T-bone giving her the momentum to barrel clean through two cars and five pedestrians before coming to a rest at the frontage of a strip mall pawn shop

> With her dying breath she will curse Toyota for not making seatbelts big enough for her, whereupon she dissolves into a pool of lard like the Wicked Witch of the Golden Corral

 

[cybertoaster]

That's the public fault. They heard 'I like big butts and cannot lie' and ran with it. They cleary ignored the rest of the song.

Watch the music video, all the black chicks are fat for 90's standards, it created a snowball effect leading straight to the cetacean we're talking about here.

 

[William F. Clinton]

Haven't looked at it in full, but the new rewrite/restructure is a good step up.

 

[Sugriva]

Following, wonder how this fat bitch will die. Maybe in a car accident for karmic justice of Lyft bro.

Chokes on a wiener (the food not the body part)

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Great thread, ill never grasp how fat pigs like this are able to have money to burn frivolously. Who is giving this heffer cash

 

[StrawberryDouche]

That's a pretty good start. Nice work.

Needs more ankle balls. How is Amberlynn somewhat fatter? Crazy.

If she likes white girls, I hear there's one in Wisconsin in need of a new 4H project.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

A yuuuuge karen sheboon. A glorious find and I look forward to further chimpouts and the inevitable slow, death by fat.

 

[Toothp!ck]

36 year old female rapper

Know a lot of rappers around that age who still actively like it's 2005. That style died and you won't make it unless you're doing mumble or dril rap

 

[Mikoyan]

Oh good, this is nobody I heard of. I was vaguely concerned it might be Kash Doll whose 'Cheap Shit' was a laugh riot for me some years ago.

 

[Troonos]

Literally kill this disgusting monstrosity. She'd be more useful to humanity ground into meat to feed starving children.

And her greasy, scumbag, ambulance-chasing lawyer claims this is like discriminating based on race. You don't choose your race; you choose to weigh 600.

 

[Real Ariana Grande]

She has an OnlyFans. I'm not willing to spend money to get screens, but allegedly this is one of her pictures.

Spoiler: NSFL

Edit to avoid double posting: did anyone catch the smoke detector chirp in one of the videos she posted in her kitchen? I don't know where she posted the video originally but Matt Walsh included it in a video about her, around 4 minutes

 

[DEAD BIRD]

She has an OnlyFans. I'm not willing to spend money to get screens, but allegedly this is one of her pictures.

Spoiler: NSFL

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Oh dear God.

 

[AnotherPleb]

She has an OnlyFans. I'm not willing to spend money to get screens, but allegedly this is one of her pictures.

Spoiler: NSFL

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Edit to avoid double posting: did anyone catch the smoke detector chirp in one of the videos she posted in her kitchen? I don't know where she posted the video originally but Matt Walsh included it in a video about her, around 4 minutes

Am I looking at her front or her back?