Dank DeMoss / Dajua Blanding / realbigdankdemoss2 / "Big Dank" - Detroit's Fattest Female rapper, denied service by a LYFT driver for being 498 lbs and got him fired (now suing LYFT), bringing the "she" to "sheboon", shit under da nails, no knees & 4'ft-fayt.

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My God that creature makes me wanna vomit .
This idea of big beautiful women is disgusting big beautiful women sure if you don't like having your pelvis crushed I bet that woman has a very nasty bum she needs to listen to K flex
 
According to the hambeast herself, she's trying to lose weight and encouraging other people to go to her trainer. I'd rather pick a trainer that has proven success but what do I know?
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I've never heard of Outkick before but they posted a not-so-flattering article about her, including pictures of her taking up an enormous amount of space in various vehicles and a video of her falling backwards while performing.

Has her Linktree been posted yet? It's where I found her OnlyFans. I haven't clicked all the links yet. I'm fascinated by this creature but can only observe her in short bursts.
 
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Good thing you added the archive because it says the youtube video is private now.
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Weird, I'm able to see it still. I refreshed and everything, are you sure it's not just being weird because you're trying to view the video via the embed itself?
 
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I had a Lyft drive a few years back who was about her size in a car about the same size as the one she was rejected from. He was stuck in the driver's seat at a weird angle and couldn't even turn to look out the rear passenger side window. I have no idea how he even got in there in the first place. He was firmly cemented in place. If Big Dank somehow managed to get in that car, she'd need the jaws of life to get out. She'd have to be crammed in at some uncomfortable angle and would not be able to move for the duration of the ride.
 
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Found her "BBW Wiki" article (archive). It claims she's 4'11" (149.9 cm) and weighed 565 lbs (256.3 kg) at the time of writing. If true, this would mean she has a BMI of 114.1 — for comparison, Class IV obesity ("superobesity") begins at a BMI of 50.

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There is also a link to a Feabie account, but it requires an account to view.
 
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Bucephalus said:
Found her "BBW Wiki" article (archive). It claims she's 4'11" (149.9 cm) and weighed 565 lbs (256.3 kg) at the time of writing. If true, this would mean she has a BMI of 114.1 — for comparison, Class IV obesity ("superobesity") begins at a BMI of 50.

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I had this in the thread originally - but when I gave the lipo video a full watch and she had her weight stated I felt the information it had (outside of her height) wasn't worth keeping included if her more recent weight was stated.

Some hilarious, recent photos of Dank courtesy of her Instagram. The last two really show off just how fucking fat she is. It's scary how small her head is in comparison to the rest of her body.
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Also, some of Dank's music! Featuring what seems to be a host who is about to lose her shit laughing at this atrocious track.
 
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I had this in the thread originally - but when I gave the lipo video a full watch and she had her weight stated I felt the information it had (outside of her height) wasn't worth keeping included if her more recent weight was stated.
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I think the "lipo" she was talking about wasn't liposuction, but rather the lipotropic shots that are advertised on Tik Tok.

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Have you ever wanted to watch an elephant get into a tuk-tuk?

Well, too bad. Here's the next best thing:




Yes, it IS possible to transport 500 pounds of lard in the backseat of your Chevy Trax, if you:
  • Slide the front seat forward until it's impossible for anyone taller than 4'11" to get into the driver's seat
  • The driver only has to worry about driving to the other end of the parking lot, and not pulling into a main road where the excess weight makes the car's meager horsepower completely inadequate, and where hitting a single pothole will blow out the rear shocks
  • The windows are rolled down to air out the choking ketchup-cheese-sweat miasma that will immediately fill the vehicle
I'm sure Lyft's lawyers are quivering in their Ferragamo shoes.


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Have you ever wanted to watch an elephant get into a tuk-tuk?

Well, too bad. Here's the next best thing:


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Yes, it IS possible to transport 500 pounds of lard in the backseat of your Chevy Trax, if you:
  • Slide the front seat forward until it's impossible for anyone taller than 4'11" to get into the driver's seat
  • The driver only has to worry about driving to the other end of the parking lot, and not pulling into a main road where the excess weight makes the car's meager horsepower completely inadequate, and where hitting a single pothole will blow out the rear shocks
  • The windows are rolled down to air out the choking ketchup-cheese-sweat miasma that will immediately fill the vehicle
I'm sure Lyft's lawyers are quivering in their Ferragamo shoes.


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Holy shit, the way the car shakes when she closes the fucking door haha.
 
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