Orbiter DarkSydePhil A-Logs General - Infighting and Cringe Galore (Sons of Kojima, et al)

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Who does this exactly? Especially nowadays? They're calling him a retard and actively want him to get worse. Because then he's funnier and a better lolcow.
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Pretty much everyone else wants him to get more demented and more unhinged.

I don't know about people "actively" wanting him to get worse. If you just observe him and see that things are happening that are going to inevitably make his shit end up worse, it doesn't really mean you automatically actively want it to happen.

I for one don't actively want Phil to get worse because his idiocy is ironically the only thing keeping him from being a danger to other people (outside of Khat); once he becomes too retarded to be retarded, all bets are off.

I think most people have a roughly similar line of thinking. Sure, it's fun to laugh at him because he's a failure at literally everything at life, but I don't think many people want to see something truly bad happen to him outside of his own making (because it's lulzy).

However - there does exist a subsect of detractors I call the Doody-tiers (because 99% of his comments are these), who advocate for Phil to be physically harmed. These are also the types who screech and squirm whenever something good happens to him (rather than just roll their eyes and meme on). You can easily spot them because they always seem like they try too hard to fit in.

And I forgot to quote your final part about Doody, that much is definitely true, I've seen the comment section on his videos and they definitely want misfortune for him.

Speaking of Doody, he's advocating for people to superchat in USD to throw people off from the scent of argentinian memberships. He's lost the plot.

 

[Smokeski]

When phil gets money and success he actually does stuff other than beg. sure his meltdowns are entertaining, but smugsydephil is the best phil. i hope he wins the lottery because the amount of lulsuits or other shenanigans will be amazing.

 

[neger psykolog]

I think most people have a roughly similar line of thinking. Sure, it's fun to laugh at him because he's a failure at literally everything at life, but I don't think many people want to see something truly bad happen to him outside of his own making (because it's lulzy).

Yeah and at this point he has lasted so long out of being so stubborn that there are only long term things that are likely to happen which mainly include house structural/maintenance problems or health problems and the moment that kind of shit happens it means DSP likely won't do his 1 hour long daily pre-streams followed by a few hours of alleged "gameplay" which means 90% of people will tune out.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I don't know if I fully agree with this. I have seen many people say they don't care if he gets lots of money and it's funnier because at this point it's certain he'll never change his ways and he will waste all the money.

I think the prime example of this would be his bankruptcy.

If the trustee was half as competent as she should have, what happened could have been different, so not many people are happy that he passed that obstacle like he did, me included, but that's because of the sheer incompetence displayed during the meeting. I personally don't like negligent retards in high positions being lazy (like for a trustee in this case, or a judge, or another authority), but that goes when it doesn't involve DSP as well.

As for him getting more money from idiots, no one should really care. This world is filled with scum that are very well off, if you had to worry about every one of them, that feeling would never end. What is disgusting is that a lot of money he gets (specially in the past) was through deceit and scamming, and not just paypigs, and when a scam is involved, then caring about it seems understandable.

The point is that even though this fact should be inconsequential for your own life, it's inevitable for a lot of people in general to feel like this: "How come I work my ass off, and this moron is getting 6 figures a year for doing nothing?", if anything, this feeling should be somewhat ubiquitous because of statistics (for the thousands of detractors that exist), but the alleviating factor is that his life is miserable: he's an addict, he has a seemingly unloving fat wife, he's lazy & unhealthy, etc.

So you may not see blatant jealousy posts, but the lingering feeling that something unjust is happening, and that DSP should be punished in like a karmic way (but never happens in the desired degree), is there. That's what I think anyways.

 

[neger psykolog]

If the trustee was half as competent as she should have, what happened could have been different, so not many people are happy that he passed that obstacle like he did, me included, but that's because of the sheer incompetence displayed during the meeting. I personally don't like negligent retards in high positions being lazy (like for a trustee in this case, or a judge, or another authority), but that goes when it doesn't involve DSP as well.

The bankruptcy is really the penultimate example. Everyone was supposedly mad (even though it was funny) that he "won" but rather than take that once in lifetime chance to change his shit around, he's almost in the exact same situation he was pre-bankruptcy. He learned nothing. The government/banks threw him a winning hand of cards and ignored his outrageous faults and he still fucked it up and learned nothing.

No matter how much money he gets, he will never learn anything.

The point is that even though this fact should be inconsequential for your own life, it's inevitable for a lot of people in general to feel like this: "How come I work my ass off, and this moron is getting 6 figures a year for doing nothing?", if anything, this feeling should be somewhat ubiquitous because of statistics (for the thousands of detractors that exist), but the alleviating factor is that his life is miserable: he's an addict, he has a seemingly unloving fat wife, he's lazy & unhealthy, etc.

So you may not see blatant jealousy posts, but the lingering feeling that something unjust is happening, and that DSP should be punished in like a karmic way (but never happens in the desired degree), is there. That's what I think anyways.

There have definitely been some really jealous people here and on Twitter, though there are less of them nowadays and not just because of money but also because of him getting a new gf/wife. I'm actually not even sure there are less of them, I think people are just smarter about hiding it because it gets called out. I mean I know I follow DSP because he is fascinating from a psychological perspective (as is the rest of the vortex) and a tiny bit of me I guess is a little angry that he can make so much money in the first place, but there definitely are people who hate watch him just because of how much money he makes and are angry about him for it. Some of them definitely try to mask the reason they're angry with him being a scammer and other shit like it but you can tell they're just angry he makes more than them because he figured out a retarded business model that somehow works (even if it is ethically dubious).

The amount of money he makes is truly ludicrous and also pretty insulting but as everyone knows: he has nothing to show for it and most likely never will. There have always been tons of temporary celebrities who make bank for a while and then go broke soon after, DSP has only stuck around list long because of the shameless begging/grifting which few other people have been unable to do.

I don't think people realize just how much stress DSP must be under on a near constant basis with money issues and everything else he has been through. I'm very curious if he sleeps well, but even if he does that amount of stress on a constant basis is simply not healthy in the long term. You can do it for a couple of years when you're younger and even sometimes older but he is surely driving himself into the ground mentally and physically with his lifestyle.

And again - leave aside all of the money in the world situations and DSP could start a routine to do a 30 minute walk 3 times a week starting today and it would probably massively improve his health and mental well being. But he won't. He will just wake up, do his stupid streams and do whatever he does the rest of the day and have literally a groundhog day lifestyle for the rest of eternity. It really is in no way enviable.

 

[RuthBaderGinsburg]

Phil is a slow-burn lolcow. He's been handed so many opportunities on golden platters and manages to fuck it up every single time. I watch because I wonder, "what will the fuck up next?" I have no expectations or desired outcomes. I watch and the saga continues.

 

[neger psykolog]

what will the fuck up next?"

A children's Lego set

 

[oopsie doodle]

Bummed DarkSydeDrill is bailing on the detractorverse, hope the best for him. Tons of laughs had.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Bummed DarkSydeDrill is bailing on the detractorverse, hope the best for him. Tons of laughs had.

Right before Ch'King 2025 too. It's a bummer, but at least he's escaping the Snortex. Not many are able to break out of this cesspit of autism.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Phil going days without a tip goal is hilarious

 

[Telemeter]

When phil gets money and success he actually does stuff other than beg. sure his meltdowns are entertaining, but smugsydephil is the best phil. i hope he wins the lottery because the amount of lulsuits or other shenanigans will be amazing.

Tell me you're a tourist without telling me you are a tourist, LOL.

When Phil gets money and success, he immediately begs for more money and success.

Like, within the same hour.

And it doesn't matter how much he gets, it's all completely wiped out and memory holed in the very next stream.

 

[Smokeski]

Tell me you're a tourist without telling me you are a tourist, LOL.

When Phil gets money and success, he immediately begs for more money and success.

Like, within the same hour.

And it doesn't matter how much he gets, it's all completely wiped out and memory holed in the very next stream.

the fuck you talking about, this kino arc he did way more than beg. if he still begs, but he does more than beg. if he won the lottery he said he'd start suing people. Back when he made more money we got more content. I know you're super protective of your thread though.

 

[Telemeter]

the fuck you talking about, this kino arc he did way more than beg. if he still begs, but he does more than beg.

LMAO. Using different props for begging doesn't mean you're not just begging.

if he won the lottery he said he'd start suing people.

If he won the lottery it would go like this "that money doesn't come immediately, i need support right now" then a few months later "I'm not the kind of guy who would be changed by winning the lottery everyone else who streams, i dont do it for the money, so i wont change, please support" then "it mostly went to taxes, so i can't stop my business, so please support" then "Now guys, that lottery money was a million years ago, please support"..

And he would never sue anyone, cause it's too much of a hassle to deal with.

Damn, you ARE a tourist.

 

[Smokeski]

LMAO. Using different props for begging doesn't mean you're not just begging.


If he won the lottery it would go like this "that money doesn't come immediately, i need support right now" then a few months later "I'm not the kind of guy who would be changed by winning the lottery everyone else who streams, i dont do it for the money, so i wont change, please support" then "it mostly went to taxes, so i can't stop my business, so please support" then "Now guys, that lottery money was a million years ago, please support"..

And he would never sue anyone, cause it's too much of a hassle to deal with.

Damn, you ARE a tourist.

Damn dude, you know Phil like you're his therapist. I bet you put down your DSP knowledge on your resume! Super impressed dude. I'm really a tourist compared to kings like you!

 

[neger psykolog]

If he won the lottery it would go like this "that money doesn't come immediately, i need support right now" then a few months later "I'm not the kind of guy who would be changed by winning the lottery everyone else who streams, i dont do it for the money, so i wont change, please support" then "it mostly went to taxes, so i can't stop my business, so please support" then "Now guys, that lottery money was a million years ago, please support"..

And he would never sue anyone, cause it's too much of a hassle to deal with.

Damn, you ARE a tourist.

the fuck you talking about, this kino arc he did way more than beg. if he still begs, but he does more than beg. if he won the lottery he said he'd start suing people. Back when he made more money we got more content. I know you're super protective of your thread though.

I think both of you are "tourists" in a sense, because DSP has never really come into a large amount of money all at once (his YouTube wealth wasn't even structured that way). So if he won the lottery literally no one really knows what he would actually do. All I can recall him saying repeatedly is that he would still stream, just maybe a little less frequently because he enjoys it so much and loves his fans ()

Most people have said he'd burn through it extremely quickly though.

And it really depends what you want to call "winning the lottery". Are we talking $500k? $1m? or some shit like $10 or 20 million?

He doesn’t need this, and it should be a wake-up call for everyone else.

No idea what you're talking about:

DSP getting nominated and winning would be the most objectively funny outcome.

Not only because it would massage DSP's ego but because then people that don't know who DSP is will get told about who he is and some small percentage of them will fall "down the rabbit hole" like the rest of us poor souls trapped here for all of eternity... on page 5350 of the DSP megathread 2 which was continued on from page 10,001 of the DSP megathread 1 on the DSP subforum on kiwifarms (which almost has 500 thousand fucking forum posts)

 

[Smokeski]

I think both of you are "tourists" in a sense

you're the ultimate tourist, maybe even the tourist king.

 

[Artaius]

Someone provided more context into Wigger007's 2019 mystery drug charges. It was more than bullshit weed possession.

Regarding 007's criminal history, he did plead to two charges, and one was dropped. He was pinched 3 times for dealing in 2019. The second non-marijuana offense he was convicted of was under South Carolina code section 44-53-0370(b)(2). That section excludes narcotics and LSD, but includes other Schedule I, II, or III drugs, OR Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol). So he was probably slinging meth, crack, cocaine, Xanax, or even date rape drugs. The dropped charge was the same as the one he was convicted of. He's on felony probation until July 2025.

 

[0FEE FIVE FOUR FOME0]

Tonight, King Sly and Rich went at it on a live stream. Both Sly and Rich streamed, and I watched Rich’s stream. I unsubscribed from Sly for a while. I’ll try to catch you all up—I’ve been listening to a lot of this, so if I get anything wrong, please correct me. But here’s my take on the situation: Linx was tied to doxxing Italian Stallion on another Discord outside of the Lolcow Live server. Lolcow Live has a zero-tolerance policy—no ops. Linx then ran to Sly’s stream to tell her side of the story. Now, I don’t know much about the Linx server, so I can’t say much there. Rich was in that server and ended up getting banned from the Lolcow Discord. Keemstar wants nothing to do with ops. Grace was originally on Lolcow Queens when it started but got booted, and so was Linx. Both were former hosts for Lolcow Queens. Sly brought them both on his show to tear down Rich. Now, I’m no fan of Rich—I’m here for entertainment. But on top of all this, Grace has a PDF father who sexually assaulted her and kicked her. He went to jail for a short time. Rich, trying to make content, jokingly said Grace should show up to his house in a chicken suit if a goal was hit. Keem, as a host and producer, has to fire people he doesn’t see fit. And Sly, being the clout goblin that he is, got both Linx and Grace on his show.
King Sly thinks he can take on Lolcow Live and the entire Lolcow universe, but he needs to pick his battles wisely. Lolcow Live and Queens are making bank, while Sly is playing with real fire—and it’s only a matter of time before he gets burned.​

You sound like faggot and here's why;
- No proof of doxxing by Linx
- RTU brought on Grace to his streams before and after Sly brought her on his so he has no right to bitch about it
- Keem already got confronted by Sly for sweeping for Becky and Tina when they falsely accused a girl of being a pedophile and he ran from that question

 

[neger psykolog]

You sound like faggot and here's why;
- No proof of doxxing by Linx
- RTU brought on Grace to his streams before and after Sly brought her on his so he has no right to bitch about it
- Keem already got confronted by Sly for sweeping for Becky and Tina when they falsely accused a girl of being a pedophile and he ran from that question

This thread is supposed to be about DSP a-logs. None of this stuff sounds even related to DSP.
I don't know whether that is a complaint about it being shared in this thread or just an observation that DSP is so boring that DSP's dirty double detractors are now having convoluted slapfights that sound 10 times more complex than the average telenovela.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

This thread is supposed to be about DSP a-logs. None of this stuff sounds even related to DSP.
I don't know whether that is a complaint about it being shared in this thread or just an observation that DSP is so boring that DSP's dirty double detractors are now having convoluted slapfights that sound 10 times more complex than the average telenovela.

It’s bottom-rung gorlworld shit but with penised persons (at least in theory). Wretched.