DarksydePhil Meta Thread - Discussion of the board itself.

[Whaler]

Ironically, as I recall someone wanted to feature Khat in the happenings/beauty parlor and tried to get your attention, which unleashed this whole shitstorm.

Dude, the moron tagged Null to make a stupid "NULL SIMPS FOR DSP CUZ KAT IS FAT LOL FEEDER" joke, the same type of jokes that get people threadbanned/modded on the Chantel thread. Don't pretend that LostMy1stAccount wasn't stirring shit up because he wanted Kat to be featured anywhere.

Edit: Actually, looking back at it, you should know what the post was that had tagged Null because it was a reply to a post you made.

 

[Prince Lotor]

So for a new mod, from the posters I've read pretty continuously since I started paying attention to Phil once CWC went to jail for that dna trail to his mom's clothes, I wonder what the regular posters in the subforum would think of the following potentials if they were interested, in order of join dates to the best of my recollections?

Spoiler: Sperging: within.

Kosher Dill;
Prince Lotor;
BSV (Vidar may be disqualified as being a former financial avowed whale to Phil Burnell?);
We Are The Witches (I am not an astute enough follower of Phil for long enough a time yet to know if this is another disqualified for the very same reason as above would be potentially too?)

Best mod since I started reading as far as I know was probably Actually who would be like an estimated 9 out of 10 scale in terms of lore mastery on the subject and like a 10/10 estimated on the autism wrangling duties vector. There's plenty of other good candidates I'm certain I can't recall at this time, other than these also, so I may need to edit/post more later, but don't want to swell this thread needlessly when Khet's feeder results are being trotted out so often to help Mike try and cum for his pig parade movie, so we'll see.

I made a post in the Shit-post thread about how I think we need a mod who isn't just begrudgingly stepping into the role. I think we need someone from outside the sub-forum. I remember when we were voting for sub-forum mods when @actually and @Haunter became mods I voted for I think Yog Sothoth because I had never seen them post in the sub-forum before and they said the magic words 'I want to do it. I think I can do it, and would like to mod.'

We need a mod who's not doing it because they are invested in Phil as a lolcow. We need someone who wants to mod just to be a KiwiFarms mod. SoapQueen1 who anonymized to @James Smith , @actually , @Haunter , and @Surly Muppet all lost interest in Phil and then stopped logging in to KiwiFarms.

Edit: I think I remember @Pepper Jack volunteering in a previous mod poll. I think they'd be good if they wanted to do it still.

 

[Mr Clark]

I'm sure he's a great dude but I'd really like someone who's active in a few different places, so they can act as advocate for both the DSP board outside of it and the rest of the site inside of it.

I'd volunteer on these grounds, but theres only so much time in the day. I follow maybe a dozen cows but if I were to mod this board, id have to give up time in the other threads because i have a normie life.

Theres maybe a few people at best who might meet requirements of trustworthy, interested in other cows and has time to mod.

 

[Brother Wind]

I'm sure he's a great dude but I'd really like someone who's active in a few different places, so they can act as advocate for both the DSP board outside of it and the rest of the site inside of it.

Fine, then I put my hat in the ring.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Can't reply to Prince Lotor quote of me, but I agree with a lot of the general points made by them and appreciate the reply. I think a join date of predating, or at least contemporaneously around, the time Leanna left and Phil replaced her with Katherine is probably an ideal time frame to promote a user from in that they will be likely to understand the current situation with the subforum topics that will come up, so like 2017-2018 or earlier join dates would be considered a positive for the profile of a new moderator promotion? Obviously, even more legacy knowledge of Phil and his orbiters, the subforum, and the site in general, is not a negative either, but that seems to be the embarkation point for "modern era" Phil Burnell, am I right in assuming this?

 

[Null]

Can't reply to Prince Lotor quote of me,

You've been here long enough to know you can reply to very long posts by highliting the text you want to reply to and clicking reply in the balloon. Hovering over the whited out reply buttons even says to do this.

 

[Pepper Jack]

consider @Pepper Jack

I sent Null a DM. i'd be down to mod here, but as always it is his call.

 

[JPG]

I'm sure he's a great dude but I'd really like someone who's active in a few different places, so they can act as advocate for both the DSP board outside of it and the rest of the site inside of it.

@Fapcop for mod

 

[Very Honest Content]

I was going to include them in the original post, but, I noticed like a year ago that they'd stop posting here mostly and I thought either the account had gone dead completely or they'd ejected from keeping up on the pigroach. Glad they're back because I usually laugh at their posts and they'd be a good moderation team member I'd guess too if they're interested.

 

[Whaler]

@Fapcop for mod

Fapcop has been warned in the past to stop making posts where he encourages gayops against Phil, he's also mocked people who tell others not to a-log or go cowtipping. That's literally one of the problems Null has about this subforum, so why recommend somebody who's part of the problem that Null is complaining about?

 

[Little Bill]

You know what, I'll volunteer to moderate the DSP subforum if you want someone who is level headed and not afraid to integrate with the other boards on this site, Null.

 

[Yung Dalph]

You know what, I'll volunteer to moderate the DSP subforum if you want someone who is level headed and not afraid to integrate with the other boards on this site, Null.

You can't even moderate your gender pal

 

[Lurker at the Threshold]

You know what, I'll volunteer to moderate the DSP subforum if you want someone who is level headed and not afraid to integrate with the other boards on this site, Null.

Sorry bud, you're gonna have to fork over another 10k before you can even be considered for that role. At least this time it'll be going towards something useful and not another man's gacha addiction.

 

[Prince Lotor]

You know what, I'll volunteer to moderate the DSP subforum if you want someone who is level headed and not afraid to integrate with the other boards on this site, Null.

We only want real tranny jannys, not fake attention-whore tranny jannys.

I can picture it now. You complaining to yourself on your dozen sock accounts to give the appearance of consensus just like how you talk to yourself in Phil's chat.

Edit: Says he's 'level headed'. This is his thread https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/onlyicedcoffee-sperg-containment.96393/
He has an hilarious spergout documented starting on page 73.

 

[marlintan]

We only want real tranny jannys, not fake attention-whore tranny jannys.

I can picture it now. You complaining to yourself on your dozen sock accounts to give the appearance of consensus just like how you talk to yourself in Phil's chat.

Edit: Says he's 'level headed'. This is his thread https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/onlyicedcoffee-sperg-containment.96393/
He has an hilarious spergout documented starting on page 73.

As sad as it is to admit, Ryan is one of the more prominent users left on the DSP subforum...

 

[Little Bill]

We only want real tranny jannys, not fake attention-whore tranny jannys.

To be fair, yes I do enjoy the attention of being trans. With that being said, I am by no means faking this shit. There are a few users on this board who can verify this shit, plus I even posted a picture of my hand with my estradiol valerate with KF in the background. Do you want me to post my progesterone too? lol. But I digress, I don't want to shit-up the meta thread of this board because this isn't the time or place. I'm more than willing to discuss this if you think I'm 'faking being trans' in DMs or on 'my' thread here. <3

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

It would be dope if the banned members could get their bans reversed without having to email their balls to Null. They were the backbone of this forum tbh.

 

[Null]

It would be dope if the banned members could get their bans reversed without having to email their balls to Null. They were the backbone of this forum tbh.

I don't think I'm asking too much.

 

[Harm]

Have people been sending in requests and being denied or are they simply not attempting at all to get unbanned?

 

[Null]

Have people been sending in requests and being denied or are they simply not attempting at all to get unbanned?

Three people sent in a request the same day and I accepted all of them. One guy is having issues figuring out his login email.

I can understand why some people would not want to come back and I'm not heartbroken over it. If you genuinely detest me and the Kiwi Farms and you've always just seen it as a means to an end to try and achieve whatever final victory is most satisfying to you over DarksydePhil, I can imagine that my requests seem unreasonable and you'd rather just make your own Discord server and stay away from here. While I'd obviously prefer more people being happy than fewer people, I'm unwilling to allow people free reign to do whatever they want anymore.