DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

Hostage stream energy.

 

[General Tug Boat]

It is remarkable how not only how bored Kat looks, but how it looks like she is being physically tortured by the questions by the dents. Outside of just how awkward this entire session has been, I can only compare the audience reaction to a legion of crickets.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

Jesus she is so pignotized. Has anyone seen her express an opinion that differs from Phil? "West coast is so different from the east coast" you've never lived on the east coast. "There's no authentic italian food here" ffs you're from michigan. Like literally who besides Darksydephil would describe seattle as "no italian food".

She clearly doesn't want to be here and the trolling is getting to her. For the newcomers here that insist Phil isn't a bad person these streams are worth a watch.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Jesus she is so pignotized. Has anyone seen her express an opinion that differs from Phil? "West coast is so different from the east coast" you've never lived on the east coast. "There's no authentic italian food here" ffs you're from michigan. Like literally who besides Darksydephil would describe seattle as "no italian food".

She clearly doesn't want to be here and the trolling is getting to her. For the newcomers here that insist Phil isn't a bad person these streams are worth a watch.

She was born in Connecticut, NUDNIK! She KNOWS!

 

[Sona]

Yeah, I don't really have anything against Khet and feel like a lot of the hate she gets is just runoff from how much people detest Phil. She may just be looking for a comfortable life and staying with him just for that, but you can still empathize with a person who's clearly uncomfortable. If nothing else this just shows how little DSP actually cares about her. No man who actually loved his wife would drag her out in front of a heckling audience for money when it's so obvious she doesn't like it.

While mostly true, I'd say lots of the Khet hate stems from her cheating on subaru man with Phil which makes me feel the hate is warranted. As two garbage people they deserve each other.

 

[Japs_eye]

Holy shit we got an official KatLean.jpeg

She pointed at someone in the chat to ban and Dave, showing a little bit of frustration in his voice, goes "Babe, don't worry about that, we got it handled". I would clip it but I'm lazy phoneposting.

Great stream Burnell, real fucking barn burner. Still not even halfway done, I can only take so many fucking retarded "@DSPGaming wats ur favahwite ice cweam?" questions at a time.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Holy shit we got an official KatLean.jpeg
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She pointed at someone in the chat to ban and Dave, showing a little bit of frustration in his voice, goes "Babe, don't worry about that, we got it handled". I would clip it but I'm lazy phoneposting.

Great stream Burnell, real fucking barn burner. Still not even halfway done, I can only take so many fucking retarded "@DSPGaming wats ur favahwite ice cweam?" questions at a time.

Lookin like fat Roseanne

 

[Fapcop]

You know, I wouldn’t be surprised if DSP just pulled one of his classic moves.

You know how when someone trolls him, and Phil does something retarded in response that ends up backfiring big time? Yeah that one.

Deleting paid memberships, not allowing members from outside the US, encouraging dents to bypass YouTube and tip him directly? All things that I’d guess could bring some kind of penalty or blowback if it gets noticed.

And since this is DSP, you know that there are detractors reading YouTube’s TOS like it’s the holy Quran, and today is “Chop a kuffar’s head off”-day in a Taliban madrassa.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Jesus she is so pignotized. Has anyone seen her express an opinion that differs from Phil? "West coast is so different from the east coast" you've never lived on the east coast. "There's no authentic italian food here" ffs you're from michigan. Like literally who besides Darksydephil would describe seattle as "no italian food".

She clearly doesn't want to be here and the trolling is getting to her. For the newcomers here that insist Phil isn't a bad person these streams are worth a watch.

She also described something as "x-style". She's picking up all of Phil's weird phrases. It's creepy to watch.

Holy shit we got an official KatLean.jpeg
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She pointed at someone in the chat to ban and Dave, showing a little bit of frustration in his voice, goes "Babe, don't worry about that, we got it handled". I would clip it but I'm lazy phoneposting.

Great stream Burnell, real fucking barn burner. Still not even halfway done, I can only take so many fucking retarded "@DSPGaming wats ur favahwite ice cweam?" questions at a time.

Not 100% sure but I think the comment that got her shook was the message that read: "Hey DSP what's your favorite fantasy? For me it's having a drink with Kat while we watch Derich get hit by a bus".

 

[Fapcop]

Either Khat is hopped up on benzos, or she lost an IQ point for every pound that she gained.

Remember those streams she did? Holy fuck man, this is a completely different person.

Her mental processing speed is TERRIBLE. Every question there’s a long ass pause while she tries to comprehend it, and then another one as she formulates her two word response.

If this was my first time seeing her, I’d think she’s a downsie and/or legit retarded. But seeing as she wasn’t always THIS bad, I’d venture a guess that either:

1: She’s nodding out on benzos.
2: She’s on some heavy duty anti psychotic. (Would also explain the massive weight gain.)
3: Phil’s gout crystals emit some sort of DSP field of fail, that causes an automatic massive IQ and Charisma nerf. The effect is cumulative.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Her mental processing speed is TERRIBLE. Every question there’s a long ass pause while she tries to comprehend it, and then another one as she formulates her two word response.

Imagine being fed fast food and tv dinners near-daily for the last 5 years, no contact with family, no friends not even from work, no travel outside of your own city, nothing but slop and Skyrim. Anyone would get brain rotted.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Either Khat is hopped up on benzos, or she lost an IQ point for every pound that she gained.

Remember those streams she did? Holy fuck man, this is a completely different person.

Her mental processing speed is TERRIBLE. Every question there’s a long ass pause while she tries to comprehend it, and then another one as she formulates her two word response.

If this was my first time seeing her, I’d think she’s a downsie and/or legit retarded. But seeing as she wasn’t always THIS bad, I’d venture a guess that either:

1: She’s nodding out on benzos.
2: She’s on some heavy duty anti psychotic. (Would also explain the massive weight gain.)
3: Phil’s gout crystals emit some sort of DSP field of fail, that causes an automatic massive IQ and Charisma nerf. The effect is cumulative.

It's not just Khet. Phil is deteriorating fast too.
There were two questions, roughly "Are there any games you two disagree on quality-wise?" and "Do you think triple A games should be paying attention to what indie games are doing?"
Phil read both of these questions out loud like three times and just couldn't figure out what they meant. He even asked Khet and she just sat there mouthbreathing and shaking her head. I don't think he was lying to avoid answering either, he was being super toxic at other questions or just saying he's outright skipping them. The self-imposed eremitism and couch potato lifestyle has turned them into something less than human.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

It's not just Khet. Phil is deteriorating fast too.
There were two questions, roughly "Are there any games you two disagree on quality-wise?" and "Do you think triple A games should be paying attention to what indie games are doing?"
Phil read both of these questions out loud like three times and just couldn't figure out what they meant. He even asked Khet and she just sat there mouthbreathing and shaking her head. I don't think he was lying to avoid answering either, he was being super toxic at other questions or just saying he's outright skipping them. The self-imposed eremitism and couch potato lifestyle has turned them into something less than human.

That bit about indie studios being a learning experience for AAA studios was just fucking insane. He literally started shaking his head and talking down to the dent that asked it (which, admittedly, asking Phil anything is retarded), acting like he was so much smarter than anyone asking anything. He’s such a smug motherfucker for someone dumb as whale shit.

 

[GodModule]

It's genuinely fucking terrifying how well he's molded Kat into being just like him. And people say he isn't a cult leader

 

[Fapcop]

It's genuinely fucking terrifying how well he's molded Kat into being just like him. And people say he isn't a cult leader

God, imagine if they ever bred.

A whole household full of DSP’s SNORTing, ACKing, LARPing as Italians and adding “…-style” to any verb.

 

[Iron Father]

 

[Burl McMillan]

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Jesus she even picked up Phil's empty-headed coomface

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Either Khat is hopped up on benzos, or she lost an IQ point for every pound that she gained.

I have never bought into the "Khat is on pills" theory. She's sleepy because Phil bloviates to the point where you feel sedated just listening to him.

 

[Prince Lotor]

please, someone make it stop.

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She looked genuinely disgusted and disturbed at the mere thought that Phil might not have clothes on at some point in time, or that she might actually see him in the act of putting clothes on.
Not that I disagree with her reaction, but they absolutely have separate bedrooms.

At least this stream confirms that anytime Phil is telling his chat something she said he's just putting words in her mouth. The real situation was likely Phil self-absorbedly jabbering and her giving a vaguely affirmative grunt when she notices a lul in the noise coming from him.

 

[Givi]

And people were saying Phil doesn't produce any milk

These two legitimately act in a manner reminiscent of those long lost tribes that haven't seen anybody else before. What a fucking bizarre life they must lead inside that house.