DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

Imagine you ran a sandwich shop and you kept selling sandwiches everyone in your entire customer base, barring two dents who'd keep throwing you munney no matter what you sold, hates with a burning passion. Business major Burnell strikes again.

 

[MC Law]

There's some discussion going around that the sudden talk of Phil assembling all kinds of furniture and creating a new den in a room across the hall from his ahffice, supposedly to replace the living room, might be related to Phil's parents moving in with them.

I think that's a stretch, but you guys have any thoughts?

Also have some pain.

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I think Khet is updating her bedroom

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Eww. This is foul.

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AIDS. Not even once.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

He showed the bottom of the shirt he's wearing and I'm like 90% on him wearing the vest today but I'm 100% on he was sucking in his gut. Like bro, you brought this on yourself, all this stressing about how fat you are is only because YOU started saying you're healthy and buff. Is it really worth all this stress? If he wouldn't have said a word we would have been forced to concede that he has lost weight, melted candle or no, but because he's claiming he's not only lost weight but that he is super buff and fit well now the fact that he has a pot belly and tits becomes evidence to the contrary! No wonder he's so scared to have a take on literally anything, dude cannot take a step without stepping on a rake.

It was ONE comment in his chat. I dont remember who it was. Could have been a random. Someone told him he looked jacked im a combination of words that really gave him a huge ego boost. It was someone being sarcastic of course, but that doesnt matter to his fried brain.

It really is baffling what this guy considers a successful and happy life. Just having "wife" and "house" and "im getting a controller before you guys". It's crazy. Just having other people know he possesses "things" is his ENTIRE existence. Been years and it still confuses the shit out of me.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

There's some discussion going around that the sudden talk of Phil assembling all kinds of furniture and creating a new den in a room across the hall from his ahffice, supposedly to replace the living room, might be related to Phil's parents moving in with them.

I think that's a stretch, but you guys have any thoughts?

That would be what Kat's "office" was many years ago. He obviously didn't move heavy furniture, but we can attempt to decipher the kernel of truth from his pathetic act there.

My assumption is they move around whatever they can in the hoard to accommodate Katherine's enormous girth.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

We all know it's Tyrone's bedroom. He's moving in, since Phil got inspired by the beautiful bull stories of Hamburglar.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

The torment of the Dragon Quest 7 streams is finally over! What fresh hell will he replace it with?

And who's ready for 2 hours of Q&Gay?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I legit dont understand the sudden gay fascination to flex his wobbly muscles to the camera.

Well, Sunday it was because the latest Ch'King of The Ring banger - Moobs Like Jaba - cut him deep.

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Change the title again Phil surely that will get you back in the algo like you want
Original title " Games Journalist CRASHES OUT Catching Articuno!! "

1) he had to scrub the lie that he surprisingly caught
2) gay coin through the roof since he, himself, says the only people that want to see his 'muscles' are gay. You can't be baiting them for interaction any more than this.

I think that's a stretch

Correct. Him assembling anything is a non-starter. We've seen the feeble attempts live on stream.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

The torment of the Dragon Quest 7 streams is finally over! What fresh hell will he replace it with?

And who's ready for 2 hours of Q&Gay?

He's hard at work selecting only the most boring and low energy games possible to fill that void. At least we'll be getting the glup shitto manchild meal soon

 

[MC Law]

That would be what Kat's "office" was many years ago. He obviously didn't move heavy furniture, but we can attempt to decipher the kernel of truth from his pathetic act there.

My assumption is they move around whatever they can in the hoard to accommodate Katherine's enormous girth.

And who puts together couches and chairs? You build end tables, bed frames, cabinets, etc.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

Robust 30 blames per second
streetfighter gameplay dood

also, just play with a vpn on fightcade phil, holy shit. This collection is so dead and low energy.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Based sigma Jayde.

 

[snort inquisition]

3 months to finish a single game and the dude isn't registering that maybe this is a problem

 

[Zyklon C]

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I' m a good decade older than this faggot and I'd happily give him first shot privilege.

Of course, if I responded, I'd probably be charged with some troon hate crime given the shirts he wears. "No, really officer, he is a man. Biologically, but you know what I mean."

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

New cringe DSP Tries It Intro?

Is his editor trolling him or are they just as autistic as he is?

 

[Zyklon C]

Fucking hell, that's a such unsubtle troll that I'm surprised even Phail would fall for it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

LMAO! This clown is wearing a pair of pajamas over his mother's nightgown!

 

[smug comporon]

Damn, I'd have to put this intro in the "times DSP actually made you laugh" thread. I didn't expect the penguin waddle turn around from Project 7.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

It’s based on the tracking of visible suhport (stream leaderboards) + estimate of ad revenue using views. It’s pre-superchat fee and pre-taxes, as well.

Thanks. I thought the piggie was on the decline. Not too shabby Philbert. No wonder hes a young fuccen buff ass bidness man now.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

New cringe DSP Tries It Intro?


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Is his editor trolling him or are they just as autistic as he is?

Fucking kill me now.