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I don't know much about forums or kiwi farms, but I somehow unfortunately recently discovered DSP, which somehow led me here.

regarding the question:
What is the "behind the scenes" money stress?

Around a month ago when I discovered DSP, he was doing his urgent beg-a-thon before the wedding. You might recall he had a folder which he pointed to ostensibly from his tax guy, as if there were important information in it which backed up his urgent begging.

I'm a lawyer. I'm still new to twitch, but what I saw appalled me. I made a complaint to twitch, outlining what typically constitutes fraud in most markets/jurisdictions. It's typically '"obtain financial benefit by deception".

If I were advising DSP or twitch, I would tell them that while it's perfectly legal to say you're worried about money, or there is stuff "behind the scenes", when DSP gets specific as he did with that beg-a-thon, and makes it sound like there's an imminent threat to him losing his house if viewers dont give money right away, and goes into the detail like using props, pointing to folders saying there's proof in the folder from his tax guy of his situation, then using that detail to get money when you're not really about to lose your house risk crossing the line to obtaining financial benefit by deception, i.e. fraud. A court could be convinced of it anyway. Either way it's foolish - he's creating more risks for himself than the money probably justifies, and I would advise DSP to be more careful with what he says in order to induce people to subscribe or tip him.

anyway i wrote this to twitch in the complaint, and went into a bit more detail about it and referred to the relevant parts of its terms of service. not long after the begging changed to "stuff behind the scenes/money really helps a lot" - which is legal, or at least not likely to be considered deception. I don't know if my complaint had anything to do with it, or how these things work. Perhaps twitch laid down the law with its TOS, or DSP got his own legal advice, or maybe I'm way off and it's unrelated. It is interesting though and it does explain the change in language.

Also, anyone who feels they've given money to DSP in the context of one of his urgent i'll lose my house beg a thons might have a cause of action against twitch, and a way to get their money back at least in some markets/jurisdictions. It's silly for twitch to accept this kind of exposure, and makes sense for them to pull him into line. I don't know why they do business with him at all.

For some reason I felt the need to share this, particularly since I heard him recently accuse Tevin of criminal behaviour by talking over DSP's streams. I doubt that what Tevin does is a crime.

To be clear - if everything DSP said was true during his beg-a-thons, including that the folder he pointed to was in fact from some tax expert and backed up his claims, then he has nothing to worry about re: fraud and I take it all back and would withdraw my complaint to twitch if I could. I'm working on the suspicion that at least some of what he said was either not true, or exaggerated, mostly because he seems to have form, and no one has this many financial crises before actually losing their house. Creating the crisis (potentially a deception) seems to be part of the DSP business model.
Your input is warranted but I think so is a traditional internet greeting.

Lurk moar.

Twitch has been made aware again and again of DSP's behavior. It's never come to anything, and if someone were to try and action something then they'd be knocking on Big Daddy Bezos' door. That's a big fucking door. Misrepresenting himself is a foundational pillar of Phil's business "strategy" for a reason: gullible normies are everywhere and he has enough control over the flow of information that he can maintain at least enough deniability to keep them in line. Keeping them in line, concurrently, keeps them donating, which brings income for Twitch. They have no reason to ban him so long as he walks the (wavy, blurry) line of good behavior.

I don't mean to sound like a smartass. Just pointing out that the Lawful Good route to kicking Phil off his revenue streams is akin to pissing in the wind.

Welcome to the Farms.
 
"Alright guys, last game of the night! We're only TWO SUBS AWAY from the goal!" He even did the "But we probably won't hit it tonight" passive-aggressive shit he pulls sometimes, and none of it worked, apparently.

I hate when Phil does this fake modesty shit. He does it all the time, most recently he did it with the EPIC tweets, "I'm going to have 5 whole new viewers because of this" and "I like MK11 but I'm not good at it". It infuriates me because he just uses it to cover his own ass. If he does well at something, he can gloat like fuck. If he sucks at something or misses a goal he just falls back to "I told you I'm not good at MK11!" "I knew we weren't going to hit the goal." The guy just finds ways in his brain so that he can never be wrong.
 
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KOGaming was a real trip. You got his self edited highlights series that lasted 3 episodes before being canceled for low views.
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All of his goty crap that wildly underperformed.
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44 Hateful Truth Rebooted reviews that, uh, wildly underperformed.
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The vlogs when DSPGaming was dying.
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And the holy grail. The video that led to the staycation that had him flush for a few weeks but permanently destroyed his income.
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He never even made a playlist for the submitted TIHYDPs because he never cared.
He still has 2 fanmade kocc he never uploaded. Feelsbad.
 
I'm a lawyer. I'm still new to twitch, but what I saw appalled me. I made a complaint to twitch, outlining what typically constitutes fraud in most markets/jurisdictions. It's typically '"obtain financial benefit by deception".
Twitch gives no fucks at this point. And they will not as long as the money continues to flow. I’ve been saying it will take high profile incidents (New Zealand massacre live-streamed, Projared’s pedophilia, etc.) to force their hand before legislation does so. Maybe I’m wrong.
 
I don't know much about forums or kiwi farms, but I somehow unfortunately recently discovered DSP, which somehow led me here.

regarding the question:
What is the "behind the scenes" money stress?

Around a month ago when I discovered DSP, he was doing his urgent beg-a-thon before the wedding. You might recall he had a folder which he pointed to ostensibly from his tax guy, as if there were important information in it which backed up his urgent begging.

I'm a lawyer. I'm still new to twitch, but what I saw appalled me. I made a complaint to twitch, outlining what typically constitutes fraud in most markets/jurisdictions. It's typically '"obtain financial benefit by deception".

If I were advising DSP or twitch, I would tell them that while it's perfectly legal to say you're worried about money, or there is stuff "behind the scenes", when DSP gets specific as he did with that beg-a-thon, and makes it sound like there's an imminent threat to him losing his house if viewers dont give money right away, and goes into the detail like using props, pointing to folders saying there's proof in the folder from his tax guy of his situation, then using that detail to get money when you're not really about to lose your house risk crossing the line to obtaining financial benefit by deception, i.e. fraud. A court could be convinced of it anyway. Either way it's foolish - he's creating more risks for himself than the money probably justifies, and I would advise DSP to be more careful with what he says in order to induce people to subscribe or tip him.

anyway i wrote this to twitch in the complaint, and went into a bit more detail about it and referred to the relevant parts of its terms of service. not long after the begging changed to "stuff behind the scenes/money really helps a lot" - which is legal, or at least not likely to be considered deception. I don't know if my complaint had anything to do with it, or how these things work. Perhaps twitch laid down the law with its TOS, or DSP got his own legal advice, or maybe I'm way off and it's unrelated. It is interesting though and it does explain the change in language.

Also, anyone who feels they've given money to DSP in the context of one of his urgent i'll lose my house beg a thons might have a cause of action against twitch, and a way to get their money back at least in some markets/jurisdictions. It's silly for twitch to accept this kind of exposure, and makes sense for them to pull him into line. I don't know why they do business with him at all.

For some reason I felt the need to share this, particularly since I heard him recently accuse Tevin of criminal behaviour by talking over DSP's streams. I doubt that what Tevin does is a crime.

To be clear - if everything DSP said was true during his beg-a-thons, including that the folder he pointed to was in fact from some tax expert and backed up his claims, then he has nothing to worry about re: fraud and I take it all back and would withdraw my complaint to twitch if I could. I'm working on the suspicion that at least some of what he said was either not true, or exaggerated, mostly because he seems to have form, and no one has this many financial crises before actually losing their house. Creating the crisis (potentially a deception) seems to be part of the DSP business model.
Lawyer-falcon, out.
 
Your input is warranted but I think so is a traditional internet greeting.

Lurk moar.


I don't mean to sound like a smartass. Just pointing out that the Lawful Good route to kicking Phil off his revenue streams is akin to pissing in the wind.

Welcome to the Farms.

sorry! I actually did stew over whether to say hello or what but i don't know the protocol. thanks for the welcome.

I don't know about being characterised as lawful good here- just lawful. You can unethically get money from people legally, if you're smart about it. A lawyer might even tell you how, what the limits are, parameters of lawful conduct which you can operate within legally, which might be what's happened with the "behinds the scenes" stuff.

Even if my complaint had nothing to do with it, DSP has shifted strategies from something which carries a lot of legal risk to one that is almost certainly legal. It will be interesting to see if he maintains it. Although I hope I've quit this DSP-watching habit before I find out. What's wrong with me?
 
Even if my complaint had nothing to do with it, DSP has shifted strategies from something which carries a lot of legal risk to one that is almost certainly legal. It will be interesting to see if he maintains it. Although I hope I've quit this DSP-watching habit before I find out. What's wrong with me?
Nothing that I can see. Reality TV is my guilty pleasure. At least it used to be. Unfortunately all of it is scripted nowadays. Darksydephil’s life is a reality show that is scripted, yes, but it’s written by a paranoid idiot who will stop at nothing to prove himself in the right.
 
Leanna gets sick, wake that bitch up to make dinner.

Leanna goes to hospital, better make a video to get views.

Kat gets sick, this makes him so angry that the lashes out at his fellows for being shills.

Kat gets sick again, make that bitch sleep downstairs on the couch.

Phil has a mild sore throat, mentions it every five minutes how bad it is. How can he possibly work!? The world is ending! He could die, dood!
 
Twitch gives no fucks at this point. And they will not as long as the money continues to flow. I’ve been saying it will take high profile incidents (New Zealand massacre live-streamed, Projared’s pedophilia, etc.) to force their hand before legislation does so. Maybe I’m wrong.
I keep reporting once in a while because company narratives change. If Twitch ever wants to stop the appearance that they enable beggars and thots, I think Phil would be a prime example to give the boot.
 
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Almost a year EXACTLY to the date that he's taking time off.
Might as well take Thursday off too. Get a three day staycation going.
Even if he comes back Thursday, you can guarantee he is still taking Friday off because that was "scheduled."
 
Leanna gets sick, wake that bitch up to make dinner.

Leanna goes to hospital, better make a video to get views.

Kat gets sick, this makes him so angry that the lashes out at his fellows for being shills.

Kat gets sick again, make that bitch sleep downstairs on the couch.

Phil has a mild sore throat, mentions it every five minutes how bad it is. How can he possibly work!? The world is ending! He could die, dood!
It's a good thing Phil doesn't have an illness that he has to prove he actually has or shows any symptoms. Not serious enough to go to the doctor, either, he just needs a few days off, dood! He's acting like a 12 year old that doesn't want to go to school. This is a grown man who makes his own schedule faking an illness, or at least playing up something that is mild, so he can take time off work for another one of his patented staycations. He's put himself in such a hole with his bullshit "I can't take any time off work or else I'll lose the house!" narrative that he has to resort to this. I'm sure the timing of him getting paid by Twitch today is also just a pure coincidence, all that money goes to bills and definitely not toward his day in Seattle with his "sick" wife.

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Almost a year EXACTLY to the date that he's taking time off.
Might as well take Thursday off too. Get a three day staycation going.
Even if he comes back Thursday, you can guarantee he is still taking Friday off because that was "scheduled."
Right on schedule, streams are officially canceled for today. It's incredible how predictable he is.
 
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Almost a year EXACTLY to the date that he's taking time off.
Might as well take Thursday off too. Get a three day staycation going.
Even if he comes back Thursday, you can guarantee he is still taking Friday off because that was "scheduled."
So was May 14-16 2018 the "entire week" that he planned to spend with Kat that was ruined and caused the shill tweets? I wouldn't really consider 3 days an entire week but fair enough. I would assume one day was spent buying groceries and one was spent at the Space Needle. How many more activities was Phil planning to do on the other day?
 
I'm not a fan of hyperbole either, but to discount the information that has been presented, on its face, by claiming that it can't be accurate, and quoting people that were not involved in the actual number crunching, but rather paraphrasing what they understood the numbers to mean, is also misleading.

The problem is that you and actually aren't the only people who are "allowed" to post numbers, though. This entire back and forth has been over a post where someone posted numbers saying X was a minimum while agreeing with aggregate information that stated X was the maximum, and it was over the span of a single post that it happened. Sure, there are places and situations where things are more accurate and people put in more work and have applicable knowledge, but that's not the majority and a lot of stupid shit gets pushed around. It's not even just financial stuff that this happens in: the whole Jeff/SubaruMan situation is wrought with people taking what he says as fact when there's nothing to corroborate it and there's other key people involved in the situation we haven't heard from and probably never will. Just because it's the only source you have doesn't mean you can assume it's true.

I was speaking in generalities (and even tried to do so in my last response) where the contradiction was apparent within a single post and you've taken it as some personal affront to a specific set of information in another thread while still admitting there's stuff you guess on. Sure, it might be a reasonable, or more reasonable, guess, but it still has a foundation of non- or untrustworthy information. It's like the Drake equation. Sure, it might be very lenient with its approximations and still return a number that makes you scratch your head as to why we haven't run into another civilization that's capable of communication, but literally everything in that equation that follows "fₚ" is a guess based on absolutely nothing with a sample size of 1, yet people still fucking point to it like it's worth anything.

Anyway, like I said, I was responding to a specific situation with general distaste and you're applying it to a small group of people who are more correct about one set of information that's adjacent to my bitch fit. Don't take it as a personal slight, because it's not just here that I'm talking about, it's not just that thread, it's not just the people doing number crunching, it's not just one aspect of DSP's finances. I was speaking in general and about a lot of garbage information.

And, sorry, but I can't help you with Mortal Kombat. I don't play trash fighting games, and NRS games are fucking garbage.
 
The problem is that you and actually aren't the only people who are "allowed" to post numbers, though. This entire back and forth has been over a post where someone posted numbers saying X was a minimum while agreeing with aggregate information that stated X was the maximum, and it was over the span of a single post that it happened. Sure, there are places and situations where things are more accurate and people put in more work and have applicable knowledge, but that's not the majority and a lot of stupid shit gets pushed around. It's not even just financial stuff that this happens in: the whole Jeff/SubaruMan situation is wrought with people taking what he says as fact when there's nothing to corroborate it and there's other key people involved in the situation we haven't heard from and probably never will. Just because it's the only source you have doesn't mean you can assume it's true.

I was speaking in generalities (and even tried to do so in my last response) where the contradiction was apparent within a single post and you've taken it as some personal affront to a specific set of information in another thread while still admitting there's stuff you guess on. Sure, it might be a reasonable, or more reasonable, guess, but it still has a foundation of non- or untrustworthy information. It's like the Drake equation. Sure, it might be very lenient with its approximations and still return a number that makes you scratch your head as to why we haven't run into another civilization that's capable of communication, but literally everything in that equation that follows "fₚ" is a guess based on absolutely nothing with a sample size of 1, yet people still fucking point to it like it's worth anything.

Anyway, like I said, I was responding to a specific situation with general distaste and you're applying it to a small group of people who are more correct about one set of information that's adjacent to my bitch fit. Don't take it as a personal slight, because it's not just here that I'm talking about, it's not just that thread, it's not just the people doing number crunching, it's not just one aspect of DSP's finances. I was speaking in general and about a lot of garbage information.

And, sorry, but I can't help you with Mortal Kombat. I don't play trash fighting games, and NRS games are fucking garbage.

I can appreciate a healthy skepticism.
 
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