Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

[ADN_VIII]

No, he was repeatedly warned exactly what was going to happen and just opted to go tard out anyway. He then managed to do something even more flabbergastingly stupid than anyone anticipated and signed himself up as Stabby's cockslave.

Not to mention that Zell picked what is quite possibly the single most expensive method of getting in a fight and folded the second he realized his welfare checks wouldn't cut it.

Acerthorn has sheer stubbornness over Zell.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Not to mention that Zell picked what is quite possibly the single most expensive method of getting in a fight and folded the second he realized his welfare checks wouldn't cut it.

Acerthorn has sheer stubbornness over Zell.

How can you fight a person legally when there is no way to punish him, stop him from filing again in a different district, and his most painful experience in life is trying to explain to his jailers that he requires two large pizzas per meal or he will die of malnutrition?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How can you fight a person legally when there is no way to punish him, stop him from filing again in a different district, and his most painful experience in life is trying to explain to his jailers that he requires two large pizzas per meal or he will die of malnutrition?

Have him be labeled as a vexatious ligitant in all districts.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Have him be labeled as a vexatious ligitant in all districts.

That will take decades at this rate. Stabby will die of a fungal brain infection long before the justice system puts and end to his abuse.

I keep hoping some crakhead will break into his hovel coked out of his mind an clap Acerthorn's cheeks a little. Give him something to actually complain about for the first time in his life. A little dose of reality might change his whole outlook and might be the shock to his mindset he needs.

The biggest problem ole Stabby faces is when Wal-Mart runs out of discount hot dogs for the day.

 

[TurboNAS]

The biggest problem ole Stabby faces is when Wal-Mart runs out of discount hot dogs for the day.

Stebbins is getting name brand thanks to those sweet Zellbucks he’s raking in.

Or he’s sending in more copyright registrations to prepare for his next lawsuit.

He’s like Russell Greer, very limited outlets for the little money he makes.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Stebbins is getting name brand thanks to those sweet Zellbucks he’s raking in.

Or he’s sending in more copyright registrations to prepare for his next lawsuit.

He’s like Russell Greer, very limited outlets for the little money he makes.

Imagine being so destitute that the money I sometimes find in my winter coat is life changing to these people.

 

[ADN_VIII]

How can you fight a person legally when there is no way to punish him, stop him from filing again in a different district, and his most painful experience in life is trying to explain to his jailers that he requires two large pizzas per meal or he will die of malnutrition?

You would need to be just as poor and more stubborn than he is. Match every motion he makes with counters. When he sues, countersue. It becomes the legal equivalent of WWI trench warfare. But, as we saw with WWI, one side will eventually come out ahead.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

You would need to be just as poor and more stubborn than he is. Match every motion he makes with counters. When he sues, countersue. It becomes the legal equivalent of WWI trench warfare. But, as we saw with WWI, one side will eventually come out ahead.

His fungal infection gives him a leg up on biological warfare research.

 

[ADN_VIII]

His fungal infection gives him a leg up on biological warfare research.

The solution to that is to not go near him.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

The solution to that is to not go near him.

Sorry, I was busy emailing him my home address and full name and agreeing to the first insane offer he made. Run that by me again?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Have him be labeled as a vexatious ligitant in all districts.

Just release some bad frozen hot dogs in the northern Arkansas area and wait for nature to take its course

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Just release some bad frozen hot dogs in the northern Arkansas area and wait for nature to take its course

Have you seen his "house"? The conditions he lives in 24/7? I've seen biological waste sites that are healthier places to spend your time in.

This fat slob is immune to anything not level 3 bio-hazard or lower. E.coli? He laughs. Salmonella? He doesn't even notice. Listeria? Pffft, he shrugs it off in a few hours.

No, it would take something brewed up by Papa Nurgle himself to lay ole Stabby down.

 

[bile demon]

Have you seen his "house"? The conditions he lives in 24/7? I've seen biological waste sites that are healthier places to spend your time in.

This fat slob is immune to anything not level 3 bio-hazard or lower. E.coli? He laughs. Salmonella? He doesn't even notice. Listeria? Pffft, he shrugs it off in a few hours.

No, it would take something brewed up by Papa Nurgle himself to lay ole Stabby down.

At this point Stabby is probably 10 % non-metabolizable hot dog residue, 20 % mold and fungus, 20 % materialized seethe, 5 % bone and muscle and 45 % body fat. No wonder he's immune to human disease; even viruses and pathogenic bacteria have standards.

 

[CabbageTheSnackThatSlaps]

20 % mold and fungus, 20 % materialized seethe, 5 % bone and muscle and 45 % body fat.

Stabby looks like if you take Doc Brown from Back to the Future and smash him with the fat baron lardass from Dune, but increase the fat content by 1000%

 

[Stitch Meowsky]

Is it wrong to laugh at ZZ's predicament?

It isn't just that Zell was stupid, I'd imagine plenty of people on this site are. It was that he made the worst decision possible in several situations to the point where he dug himself into a serious life-altering hole due to a lolcow. It's the craziest thing I've seen happen on this site so far.

Imagine watching a video of a fat greaseball yelling and gobbling and then looking yourself in the mirror and having to say 'Yep, I lost to that', self-esteem would be beyond over permanently.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

In 1994, a rural Arkansas man started noticing the mutilated carcasses on his isolated wooded property. Upon investigation, he reported noticing 'hot dog shaped chucks' being carved out of the animals, presumably while they were still alive. After several similar incidences, he installed an audio recording device near where he was finding the animal carcasses. He delivered the following recording to the local authorities, visibly harrowed and rambling incoherently about turkeys.

After a thorough investigation of the recording and the man's property, no photographic evidence of creature was ever captured. Local cryptid hunters dub this elusive creature 'The Fayetteville Faggot', and propose that killing animals was not enough to thrill it, and has gone on to more complex hunting grounds to satiate its need to inflict pain.

This is the recording

 

[MongolianMongoose]

Acerthorn asked this question on Avvo and Reddit (a)

How to get a subpoena under 17 USC § 512(h)?
That statute seems to provide a separate means for subpoenaing someone's information so they can be sued and served with process, separate from most ordinary cases. Does this mean that I can file it as a separate, stand-alone cause of action, independent of the infringement lawsuit? If not, then what exactly is the process?
Also, the statute only references the clerk, not the whole court. Does this mean that the judge has no role in this specific subpoena?

17 U.S. Code § 512(h) - Limitations on liability relating to material online

(h) Subpoena To Identify Infringer.—

(1) Request.—​

A copyright owner or a person authorized to act on the owner’s behalf may request the clerk of any United States district court to issue a subpoena to a service provider for identification of an alleged infringer in accordance with this subsection.​

(2) Contents of request.—The request may be made by filing with the clerk—​

(A) a copy of a notification described in subsection (c)(3)(A);​

(B) a proposed subpoena; and​

(C) a sworn declaration to the effect that the purpose for which the subpoena is sought is to obtain the identity of an alleged infringer and that such information will only be used for the purpose of protecting rights under this title.​

I think this is about Creetosis because Acerthorn mentions a separate infringement lawsuit.
I'm laughing at Acerthorn asking "Does this mean that the judge has no role in this specific subpoena?" It sounds like he wants to make this happen without the "biased" judge getting in his way.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I'm pretty sure a Clerk cannot authorize a subpoena. I know Stabby absolutely hates judges and is desperate for a work around so he can keep suing the world but a subpoena allowing you access to a persons private information is a serious matter and not to be given out lightly just because someone clapped your cheeks online.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Upon his death someone will unfortunately have to go through his pc history.
'How can sue every person? Is this can be legal?'
'If contract violated when can I stab them?'
'Pregnant ladyboy how to do?'

 

[AnOminous]

I'm pretty sure a Clerk cannot authorize a subpoena. I know Stabby absolutely hates judges and is desperate for a work around so he can keep suing the world but a subpoena allowing you access to a persons private information is a serious matter and not to be given out lightly just because someone clapped your cheeks online.

Generally subpoenas are issued by a party's attorney except in the case of pro se litigants, where the clerk must approve.

The DMCA subpoena also specifically authorizes this procedure, in the very statute the post you're responding to quotes.

The request may be made by filing with the clerk—