Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

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How much will David sue the farms for?

  • $0/no suit

    Votes: 118 5.3%
  • Hundreds

    Votes: 17 0.8%
  • Thousands

    Votes: 45 2.0%
  • Millions

    Votes: 184 8.2%
  • Billions

    Votes: 136 6.1%
  • Trillions

    Votes: 483 21.6%
  • A steamy night with Null in a lace negligee

    Votes: 1,257 56.1%

  • Total voters
    2,240
Did Stabbins' greed get the better of him?
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Nothing is written in stone yet, but it's time for Stabbins to explain.
Honestly, good on Jones. A really dumb series of decisions got him to this point, but in this latest trade he kept his cool and made a crisp, researched argument that found purchase with the judge. Stebbins is certainly giving a seminar on "snatching defeat from the jaws of victory," but Jones wisely kept his own points focused and let Stebbins talk himself into a show cause order.

Merry Christmas my friends.
 
There was something a while back about wanting to buy a car.
And the thought still horrifies me. Imagine Acerthorn hunched over behind the wheel gobbling and honking when someone takes a second too long to go on a green or they change lanes but they TOTALLY CUT HIM OFF.
 
And the thought still horrifies me. Imagine Acerthorn hunched over behind the wheel gobbling and honking when someone takes a second too long to go on a green or they change lanes but they TOTALLY CUT HIM OFF.
He won't survive his first attempt at road rage. If he steps out of his car to yell at somebody, he'll get his shit pushed in. No legal filing will stop nature taking its course.
 
He won't survive his first attempt at road rage. If he steps out of his car to yell at somebody, he'll get his shit pushed in. No legal filing will stop nature taking its course.
I'm more concerned he'd pull a Darrel Brooks and plow through a crowd. Wasn't there a point during his accidental live steam there was a point where he said "I will kill you" or something to that effect.
 
And the thought still horrifies me. Imagine Acerthorn hunched over behind the wheel gobbling and honking when someone takes a second too long to go on a green or they change lanes but they TOTALLY CUT HIM OFF.
Honestly, Stabbins wanting a car confuses me more than anything else. He has no job to go to, no money to maintain insurance nor the car itself, and no personal responsibilities in general that require traveling. A car is legitimately the dumbest thing he could buy in his position. In other words, he should absolutely buy one to own all of his haters.
Wasn't there a point during his accidental live steam there was a point where he said "I will kill you" or something to that effect.
Several, yes. He also said something about "destroying" someone. I've always assumed he was talking about Trump, since he went into these tirades while he watched some news report about how Trump tried cheating in Georgia during the 2020 election or some shit. It was slop, just like the raw hot dogs he was chowing down on.
 
Honestly, Stabbins wanting a car confuses me more than anything else. He has no job to go to, no money to maintain insurance nor the car itself, and no personal responsibilities in general that require traveling. A car is legitimately the dumbest thing he could buy in his position. In other words, he should absolutely buy one to own all of his haters.

Several, yes. He also said something about "destroying" someone. I've always assumed he was talking about Trump, since he went into these tirades while he watched some news report about how Trump tried cheating in Georgia during the 2020 election or some shit. It was slop, just like the raw hot dogs he was chowing down on.
Was it a news report? I thought it was some video game thing, due to him muttering "HOLD DOWN THE A BUTTON!"

It really, really is strange he wants a car lol. If he's capable of having a consistent supply of hot dogs, surely the distance between him and wherever he gets them from isn't "i need a car" worthy right?
 
Was it a news report? I thought it was some video game thing, due to him muttering "HOLD DOWN THE A BUTTON!"

It really, really is strange he wants a car lol. If he's capable of having a consistent supply of hot dogs, surely the distance between him and wherever he gets them from isn't "i need a car" worthy right?
I just looked it up to make sure I wasn't misremembering, and yes it was a report trying to deboonk Trump's claims of electoral fraud. It's almost completely inaudible from the background noise, but at 2:25 you can just barely hear the reporter start talking about Trump. I also somehow forgot my favorite line in the whole video: "beat the truth out of him", which he says just before unpausing the video (maybe he's autistically commanding the reporter as if it's a video game?).

New clip starts playing:
Beat the truth out of him:
 
I just looked it up to make sure I wasn't misremembering, and yes it was a report trying to deboonk Trump's claims of electoral fraud. It's almost completely inaudible from the background noise, but at 2:25 you can just barely hear the reporter start talking about Trump. I also somehow forgot my favorite line in the whole video: "beat the truth out of him", which he says just before unpausing the video (maybe he's autistically commanding the reporter as if it's a video game?).

New clip starts playing:
Beat the truth out of him:
Well I'll be, you're right.
Been a while since I saw this video lmfao. What a specimen.
 
From the PDF on #4160:

Plaintiff further explains his thought process as follows:

If I really, really, really wanted to be an a-hole about this, I could, in theory, demand nothing less than [Defendant] driving all the way out here himself [from California to Arkansas], walking up to my door, and personally handing me $100 in cold hard cash every single month, or at least hiring a local courier to do the same. … I would be squarely within my legal right to require that …. (Id. at 5.)

Plaintiff is mistaken.
(p9)
Get fucked Stabby!

Gotta love the pettiness of the Magistrate also:

The parties agree that Defendant paid $105 for September, $105 for October, $105 for November, and $100 for December. (Dkt. 106 at 2, 3, 37, 41; Dkt. 111 at 1-2.) This adds to an overpayment of $15. Defendant may deduct $15 from his next monthly payment and send $85 instead of $100.
Instead of accepting the overpayment (which in and of itself shows the good faith that is being talked about under rule 7-3 Stabby!) and simply re-calculating the balance, the Magistrate said to Stabby "Fuck you, you won't get a penny more than you're required to have. Also, show cause why I shouldn't fine you the majority of your settlement for being a cunt."
 
Poking the judge and demanding the court solve the issue of handling payments has brought us a Christmas present. What a joy it is to see Stebbins get smacked by the court for his stupid gamesmanship over the last couple months and now he’d better come up with a good explanation or face real consequences.

I’m looking forward to his response. :popcorn:
 
It really, really is strange he wants a car lol. If he's capable of having a consistent supply of hot dogs, surely the distance between him and wherever he gets them from isn't "i need a car" worthy right?
Maybe if he can go out and buy his own emotional support hot dogs when ever he wants, he won’t need to stab his dad in the face anymore.
 
does anyone know if stabby has jewish blood?
Nah. Jews are SMARTLY greedy about money. Not total fucking mongs who turn their one inexplicable win in court (due to Jarrod bending the knee, not his legal prowness) into a potential 80% loss by trying to nickle-and-dime Jarrod and trying to use the court as his bludgeon to do it.

Any Jew being this stupid would have his fore-skin stapled back on and be kicked out of the club.
 
Nah. Jews are SMARTLY greedy about money. Not total fucking mongs who turn their one inexplicable win in court (due to Jarrod bending the knee, not his legal prowness) into a potential 80% loss by trying to nickle-and-dime Jarrod and trying to use the court as his bludgeon to do it.

Any Jew being this stupid would have his fore-skin stapled back on and be kicked out of the club.
Well except when it comes to the cost of a Jewish school. Sure it's cheaper than Private, but fucking hell $15k for pre kindergarten is highway robbery.
 
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