Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

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How much will David sue the farms for?

  • $0/no suit

    Votes: 118 5.3%
  • Hundreds

    Votes: 17 0.8%
  • Thousands

    Votes: 45 2.0%
  • Millions

    Votes: 184 8.2%
  • Billions

    Votes: 136 6.1%
  • Trillions

    Votes: 483 21.6%
  • A steamy night with Null in a lace negligee

    Votes: 1,257 56.1%

  • Total voters
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I think he went to school to be a Paralegal. I doubt he ever worked a day as such. Probably a BOCES type vocational school in High School.
I remember that he used to offer his services as a freelance paralegal on that Guru page prior to him deleting it out of desperation when called out on doxing himself.
According to the page, a sorry fool actually paid the retard.
As for actually doing it as a professional full time thing? Probably never happened.
It's extremely obvious that he didn't even complete his intended education on that, looking at how fucking inept he is at writing in these lolsuits. The amount of times he's made unprofessional writings such as, "Because DUH", or the excessive amount of spelling errors.
Probably as a result of getting himself banned from his university over threatening another Virginia Tech Incident.
 
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Concur in part and dissent in part.

Getting sued is most definitely not something to brag about. Ever. Even after it's all said and done. Well unless it's to stick your thumb in the eye of the lolcow that sued you and crashed and burned hard. Then do it all day long and twice on Sunday.

Posting anonymously on a gossip site, however, does not confirm service. Like at all. It still has to be done. Doesn't work that way at all thankfully. He could argue it and a lazy judge might agree though, so it's best not to be too loud about it.

And obviously always assume that the lolcow reads every word you post online in the open about the lawsuit. Best not to give away things and make it easy for him. Poking fun at his filings? I will admit that is a shit-ton of fun but still best done in couched terms. Just enjoy others dunking on him.
It would be very easy to create a video essay breaking down Acerthorn's videos, point by point, in what would be a clear case of fair use, and he would still likely sue, despite it being clear fair use. It would be very easy to win that hypothetical lawsuit. It would be as easy as beating a pig in chess. However, just like playing chess with a pig, it will be a messy affair where every move the pig makes is illegal, and you'll end up covered in mud when you try to take your pieces out of his mouth. And then at the end of the day, even though it was an easy win, you've wasted a significant amount of time trying to play chess with a fucking pig. It's not worth it.

Acknowledging the lawsuit's existence does make it easier to attempt service through alternative means, but getting a judge to allow you to make service via publication does not solve the practical issues involved with identifying John Does. Even if you get a valid service by publication and a default judgment, you still need to find a way to actually collect on that judgment.
 
He claims to have worked as a paralegal, although it is hard to understand how someone this nonfunctional could have done that.

Even if it's true, "paralegal" covers a lot of ground from being a glorified typist to someone who actually carries out real business.

Like Russell Greer, he seems to have picked up a lot of legal language but doesn't know what it means, and also like Russell, even when he does, he lies about it. Also like Russell, he thinks he's smart enough that even a dumb judge would fall for his bullshit.

However, also like Russell, he does know enough to be a nuisance. However, he doesn't know enough not to be obviously vexatious to anyone who has ever seen a vexlit.

It has the look of gamesmanship to it. While service is an indispensable formality and a court entirely lacks jurisdiction without it, it's generally better to appear to be the party acting in good faith.
People keep saying he went to school for a law degree but I don’t believe that at all. Dude can’t even get his formatting right, let alone write a sentence that’d be coherent to a judge.

Formatting sounds like a nitpick but courts tend to get really pissy if you don’t follow THEIR specific formatting rules. There is no blanket standard, and disregarding the rules can often get your filing tossed.
 
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People keep saying he went to school for a law degree but I don’t believe that at all. Dude can’t even get his formatting right, let alone write a sentence that’d be coherent to a judge.

Formatting sounds like a nitpick but courts tend to get really pissy if you don’t follow THEIR specific formatting rules. There is no blanket standard, and disregarding the rules can often get your filing tossed.
No one has said he ever finished. He was kicked out. It's in the OP. He even sued the school for it.
 
That wasn't law school. He was enrolled as an undergrad. He wouldn't have got into law school even if he somehow had got a tard card graduation.
I thought that's what he went to school for. Not much else he'd be able to do given that he needs step by step instructions to function even in video games.

I thought that was his Full Sail University online course that was a law course of some sort and the University of Arkansas was undergrad.

By the way, for a supposed "straight edge person" why is he fat and living in a crackshack?
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Fucker, you can't even proofread your own shit. Who would pay you to proof read theirs?
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(his freelancer page is still up for the one who said he deleted his paralegal stuff)

He was pretty active on Nexus complaining about "fan entitlement" back in 2020
Angry little shit like usual too. Just reading a few posts of his and it's clear that video games are just not for him.

Don't get me started on why he can't figure out why Word tracks who made what change in a document on Toms Hardware (guide)
 
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I thought that's what he went to school for. Not much else he'd be able to do given that he needs step by step instructions to function even in video games.
I can't find what his actual major was, but there really isn't a "pre-law" major. You major in something else like poli sci or even a STEM major, then apply for law school. There are two year courses for paralegal certification (something Russell Greer managed in five), but he would have had to have had a different major.

If either party mentioned his actual major it's in some exhibit.
 
Lol, you could have just posted the link to the pro bono page instead of copying the page.
Keywords.

Until Stebbins unlocks achievement

VEXTIOUS LITIGANT United States

he will continue trying to win default judgements from soft targets.

His future victims have a chance to find free or reasonable legal assistance. That can take on, at best, a winless bush league legal mind. Instead of panic hiring a $1,000 an hour gunslinger.

And, LOL, appears stebbins is on the California court system short list. Stebbins received court mandated mediation.

Stebbins v. John Doe
Document 3
"All other parties must file a consent or declination within 14 days of appearing in the case"
"IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that this action is assigned to the Alternative Dispute Resolution (ADAR) Multi-Option Program governed by ADR Local Rule 3."
 
I can't find what his actual major was, but there really isn't a "pre-law" major. You major in something else like poli sci or even a STEM major, then apply for law school. There are two year courses for paralegal certification (something Russell Greer managed in five), but he would have had to have had a different major.

If either party mentioned his actual major it's in some exhibit.
I don't think he'd ever major in something, more like take an online course for paralegal crap of some sort. Full Sail does have a Pre-Law course and those courses are undergraduate courses. They're also known for being a good school for that. Could that be what means when he talks about going to school for law? Law for me while interesting, is also quite boring so never really bothered with learn a lot about it other than contract law for business. I always defer to actual paid lawyers for information on law, or my cousin, or some users here.

Was this talked about at all? It was never archived.

I don't want to work out competitively; I just want to be healthy. Besides, my girlfriend is actually a little bit intimidated by really really big muscles; she prefers me to keep them medium-sized, like the TNA wrestler AJ Styles (upon showing her various pictures of male celebrities, to see what body she wanted me to have, she had the best reaction to AJ's picture).

Given those two goals, would the following workout schedule be sufficient, provided that I did ten reps per set, three sets per day, three days per week?

I'd start off with a pair of really big dumbbells, and do ten dumbbell bench presses. I prefer dumbbells because I won't need anyone to lift the weight off of me if I drop it on myself; I'll just roll them off, on either side.

When I'm done with the bench presses, I'll sit up, and pick up a pair of smaller dumbbells, and do some military presses for my shoulders and triceps (triceps are also worked in the bench press, so I won't bother giving them any primary focus, for the sake of saving time; two secondary focuses is enough), followed immediately by some hammer curls for my biceps and forearms.

Then, I'll hold the smaller dumbbells at shoulder height, stand up, and do some squats, for my legs, glutes, and lower back. I think the smaller dumbbells are enough, because I'm also squatting my own body weight.

After squatting, from a standing position, I'll bend over, 90 degrees, and do some dumbbell rows, for my upper back.

I'll finish up the round by putting down one the smaller dumbbells, taking the other small dumbbell, laying back down on the bench, placing the dumbbell against my chin and chest, and doing some resisted crunches, and that's the end of my round. I'll finish the round the way I started: Laying on the bench, ready at a moment's notice to bench press the heavier dumbbells.

Do that three times. The dumbbells will be sitting right next to the bench, so they'll be ready on the fly, which, as I understand it, is essential to keeping your heart rate up, which, in turn, is essential to getting results.

If all I want is to stay fit and appease my picky girlfriend, is that enough? I think I could get that done in the "20 minutes a day, three days a week" that those infomercial machines brag about so much, except I wouldn't have to spend two thousand dollars on a machine; just $399 on a bench, $150 on a pair of heavy dumbbells, and $80 on a pair of smaller dumbbells.

Thoughts?
Response to him was great
If one of your goals is to become a choreographer on Dancing with the Stars then I would say that workout is sufficient.
He proceeded to make an ass out of himself.

Perfect places for an angry little manlet to join really.

Did anyone ever talk about him being catfished by someone in China in 2009?
Don't worry David, your love quest will end eventually. It did for Chris so there's hope for you too. If your mother has a restraining order on you just remember, it's only temporary.
 
Was this talked about at all? It was never archived.


Response to him was great

He proceeded to make an ass out of himself.

Perfect places for an angry little manlet to join really.

Did anyone ever talk about him being catfished by someone in China in 2009?
Don't worry David, your love quest will end eventually. It did for Chris so there's hope for you too. If your mother has a restraining order on you just remember, it's only temporary.
Ooh, juicy. Didn't see that one. I'll add it to the OP shortly. I think his dealings with the ladyboy had allusions to this relationship.

"So I broke up with this girl twice before but I'm considering getting back with her, maybe. How do I game the system so we can be married."

Talk about walking before you run, she hasn't even agreed to come back to your fat ass. Imagine being dumped by Acerthorn once, let alone going back to be dumped a second and potentially third time, what a horrible fate.

Acerthorn seems to always be chasing an obsessive need to outsmart the system. If it isn't the legal system it's the immigration system. It's a shame for him that he's so much stupider than he realizes.
 
4. The lawsuit is dead on arrival, as Acer made big Copyright lawsuit mistake that not even Russell Greer has made.
Thats what i thought aswell. How the fuck is Zell "incriminating" himself when he hasn't done anything criminal and there is absolutely no reason for judges to take acerthorns lolsuit seriously? (Especially after the other ones were dismissed with prejudice)
I don't think ZellZanders shitposting will have any effect on the outcome of this already frivilous lawsuit
 
Thats what i thought aswell. How the fuck is Zell "incriminating" himself when he hasn't done anything criminal and there is absolutely no reason for judges to take acerthorns lolsuit seriously? (Especially after the other ones were dismissed with prejudice)
I don't think ZellZanders shitposting will have any effect on the outcome of this already frivilous lawsuit
Asscorns strategy is winning on default.
He basically hopes that people dont have the money for a lawyer and wont respond so they default ( also wants to get people private information ) .
And if they response and even if they have a lawyer it might be a bad one because he is going to file 500 entries to the court case so you run out of money .. just look at the google lawsuit . over 150 entries / fillings him several times amending the complained , changing his storrie and spamming the court. Money waste strategy
 
No one has said he ever finished. He was kicked out. It's in the OP. He even sued the school for it.
I never said he finished, what I meant is that he doesn’t even seem like hes gone to any higher education at all. Makes sense that he’d get kicked out given his non existent work ethic.
 
I never said he finished, what I meant is that he doesn’t even seem like hes gone to any higher education at all. Makes sense that he’d get kicked out given his non existent work ethic.
Well his first university was in Arkansas and I can't imagine them having a good school that you need to have had awesome grades in and the other was an online course. Basically diploma mill type shit even from a good school. Again, you don't need awesome grades to get into something like that. These types of schools just want to see if you can get a student loan and then accept you.
 
How can anyone live on a tugboat that small? That's more like a leaky canoe with a broken paddle. It's just barely a 5 digit figure a year. There are likely people on this forum that earn that in 2 weeks.
Last year shack like his was available in his state at 400$ a month for rent. That's less than half of what he claims his monthly welfare is (and he gets food stamps). He does not seem to have travel expenses. As he is a recognized disabled, at least some (probably majority, maybe even all) of his medical stuff is covered by the government. He does not have spousal or parental expenses. His entertainment comes from youtube (free), twitch (free), buying game on steam and refunding it shortly after to either pirate it later (Hollow Knight kerfufle) or buying it on gog due to their 30 day refund policy (see end of his Hades video, warning – terrible audio balancing) with almost no exceptions, "free" anime and "researching the court cases that may support" his side, which is also free due to them being public record
 
Well his first university was in Arkansas and I can't imagine them having a good school that you need to have had awesome grades in and the other was an online course. Basically diploma mill type shit even from a good school. Again, you don't need awesome grades to get into something like that. These types of schools just want to see if you can get a student loan and then accept you.
All that and he still fucked it up? Wow:story:

He writes like one of those kids that finished High school with failing grades because the district wanted to keep graduation numbers up.

Acerthorn seems to always be chasing an obsessive need to outsmart the system. If it isn't the legal system it's the immigration system. It's a shame for him that he's so much stupider than he realizes.
USI is a hell of a drug. If he decided to go full sovereign within a year I don’t think that would surprise anyone.
 
All that and he still fucked it up? Wow:story:

He writes like one of those kids that finished High school with failing grades because the district wanted to keep graduation numbers up.
This is a guy that needed step by step instructions on how to automate a farm in vanilla Minecraft something most nine year olds can do, as well as step by step instructions to install Forge which Curse can do for you. We're not dealing with the brightest of bulbs here.
 
New docs(Stebbins v. CMDR ImperialSalt):

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Tldr: Acerthorn asks the clerk to issue a Subpoena to Google as well as Acerthorn confirms to the clerk (in docket number 6) that he has no copyright on his video (and that he hasn't yet applied):
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This is in direct contrasts to him saying it was already submitted and pending in his complaint:
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Clerk tells Acer that he won't file any Subpoena's until the IFP motion is resolved:
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Acer shows that he has 3 channel members and earned only $2 in the last 30 days:

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Acerthorn complains that the account that he requested to be deleted was deleted

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