Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

[Useful_Mistake]

On the Stebbins v. Polano:



Lmao. That's gonna fail

 

[yydszmiteg2]

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Wait. He's filing another writ of mandamus again but this time to the court of appeals? Isn't this just going to end with them telling him to fuck off, just like with the judge?

I cannot concieve of this 18th dimensional chess at play where he cucks himself over and over again... Are we sure this guy isn't a genetic experiment to breed the perfect retard?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Wait. He's filing another writ of mandamus again but this time to the court of appeals? Isn't this just going to end with them telling him to fuck off, just like with the judge?

Last time it was with the court of appeals too. If you ask for a writ, you ask for a writ from a court above the one you are in.

again but this time to the court of appeals? Isn't this just going to end with them telling him to fuck off

Yes. See:

Writs (like, for example, writ of mandamus he is asking for) is an extremely extreme remedy. See, for example, The Clorox Company v. The United States District Court for the Northern District of California, 779 F.2d 517 (9th Cir. 1985) ("Mandamus is an extraordinary remedy and one that will be employed only in extreme situations"), or Calderon v. United States District Court for the Northern District of California, 134 F.3d 981 (9th Cir. 1998 ) ("The writs of mandamus and prohibition are drastic remedies, to be used only in extraordinary situations.").

Also see:

9th circuit court of appeals denies Acerthorns request for two writs because Acerthorn "has not demonstrated that this case warrants the intervention of this court by means of the extraordinary remedy of mandamus or prohibition."

 

[Star Platinum]

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On the Stebbins v. Polano:
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Lmao. That's gonna fail

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Legal genius Acerthorn strikes again

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Acerthorn might have gotten in some trouble:
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During police interrogations, is a citizen allowed to insult & belittle the cops while being constitutionally protected from retaliation? : Ask_Lawyers | Ghostarchive

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Acerthorn, I will give you advice based on the countless hours of true crime that I have watched; if you are ever inside a room in a police station and the cops are asking you questions, tell them that you would like a lawyer present and then don’t say another word. Do not answer their questions, do not make comments, just ask for a lawyer and do not respond until that lawyer is present in the room with you.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Wow, I have seen a lot of dumb shit on this site, but this may be the dumbest shit I have ever seen.

And yes, shit like this can and will be used against you. Who but a guilty person would act like this? They can use it just to make you look like a piece of shit. Obviously you could object as to relevance, because it really isn't, but you still look like a gigantic dick.

So maybe the jury hears this shit and then gets told to disregard it, but they've still heard it. They're looking at you. They're thinking "what a fucking dick."

Only an absolute autist would think this was a good idea.

On the other hand, the people who are dead to rights guilty often act pious as fuck in the interrogation so maybe this sort of reverse psychology might actually work and all the cops will clap as they take the cuffs off and give you the money out of their wallets as they escort you to the secret blowjob room.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Stebbins, Greer, and the mountain Jews are some of the reasons why some people deserve to lose their rights to forma pauperis.

 

[Hannibalistique]

Stebbins, Greer, and the mountain Jews are some of the reasons why some people deserve to lose their rights to forma pauperis.

I beg to differ, restricting their ability to file in any way impinges on my God given right to court cow milk.

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao. That's gonna fail

The other side will probably not respond or will respond with the equivalent of "lmao get a load of this guy."

Wait. He's filing another writ of mandamus again but this time to the court of appeals? Isn't this just going to end with them telling him to fuck off, just like with the judge?

Yes, and it will probably come back really fast (at least by Ninth Circuit standards. These are generally treated as emergency motions. Stabby, like many serial vexatious litigants, also thinks he's really clever now that he found out about extraordinary writs like prohibition.

This is an even bigger fail though, these aren't granted very often and this one has, I am confident in saying, literally zero chance of being granted unless every judge on the panel has a stroke.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

On the Stebbins v. Polano:

9th circuit finally received his writ:

Spoiler: Docket Entry Nr. 1

Spoiler: Nr.2

Spoiler: Acerthorn's finances

$49.33/month

$841/month social security

$107/month welfare

Which all comes to $997/month.

He has worked at Eddie's Steakhouse & Sushi Bar for an ENTIRE DAY and did the same at Burger King. Lots of work!

He has $277.31 in savings

And he still has his car

Gary Johnson owes him $600, but Acer says that is impossible to recover.

He has $955/month in expenses which leaves him in surplus of $42/month

Residence:

Tldr on finances:
He has $955/month in expenses, and $997/month in income which leaves him in surplus of $42/month. In the past year he has worked 2 whole days, one in September, and one in November

 

[Cmdr_ImperialSalt]

Here's to hoping this clown is shooting himself in the foot for his second writ in the case he lost.

That is all he does, shoot himself in the foot.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

That is all he does, shoot himself in the foot.

And stab his dad in the face.

 

[Cmdr_ImperialSalt]

And stab his dad in the face.

And scarf down hotdogs like a demented wereturkey.

PRESS IN THE A BUTTON

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Stebbins v. CMDR ImperialSalt:

 

[Kendrick]

Looks like an automated reply. Still dunno if that means they already nuked the data(as was requested) and got no idea what he's asking about yet but want to make sure their process can be used, or that the data is not nuked and they can fetch it but want to email it instead.

 

[Cmdr_ImperialSalt]

Btw Stabbins, I saw that you seethe about the Farms. I have no relation to the lolcow twat named @ZellZander

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Btw Stabbins, I saw that you seethe about the Farms. I have no relation to the lolcow twat named @ZellZander

If you are not @ZellZander , I'd recommend not trying to pretend to be him. Acerthorn might sue you too, or try to get your info.

If you are @ZellZander , then I was wrong, and you are every bit as retarded as everyone here claimed you were

 

[Thorn of New York]

This is probably somewhere already, but I made a noise reduction version of the audio from the "accidental live stream". Did a little bit extra work on the parts where something actually happens, so the quality is turbo professional. Only downside of this supreme quality is that now you can hear every single one of the disturbing noises this wereturkey makes.
So here are a few minutes of my time and a sliver of my soul gone. Enjoy.

Gobble_gobble_full_noice_reduction.mp3 - AnonFiles

anonfiles.com

 

[ditto]

disturbing noises this wereturkey makes.

Has it been establish what exactly those noises were about? Metokur seemed to think he was jacking off but to me it's more like general austic screeching.

 

[SneedSeer]

Has it been establish what exactly those noises were about? Metokur seemed to think he was jacking off but to me it's more like general austic screeching.
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It's probably both, unfortunately.