Skitzocow David Fowler / Drag Queen Pastor / @imnot3000 / @whenitallwentwrong / @whenitallgoeswrong2.0 - Buffalo Bill with a wholesome twist. Florida trash drag queen becomes a "pastor" on Tik Tok where he posts inspirational messages, dance videos, and Bible passages. Surprisingly straight.

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Tik Tok dump. Some are a bit older, but added for posterity. Good laughs throughout!
I have more still to work through, but there are some life updates mixed in there that deserve their own post.

Encouragement













Crackhead Energy






Lip-syncs





When he regained live access


Throwbacks




Fashion Show!


HATERS




Other


 
Squatting
Throughout March, David had been squatting in a friend's old apartment that had an extra month to go on the lease. He started hosting Tik Tok dance parties again, which I was able to catch a few of (I'm still trying to catch up with editing).

Here's a little taste of what those looked like:




Horrific Steak Content
He apparently also came into some money, which he blew on multiple $30 New York strips from Publix.
Remember that David doesn't have teeth lol.
He also doesn't know how to grill a steak.


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He may have been working for Priscilla Rims & Tires again, as this video was from their parking lot:











Haters Update
A notable happening, is that David's haters have started to increase significantly now that his follower count has been increasing on the new accounts. He has routinely been receiving hate messages and sharing them:




Ben
There is one hater in particularly, who goes by "Ben," that has been sending David death threats and being all around shitty.






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He accuses Ben of being a gay man that is in love with him lol

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Streamer Scams
This has led David to start falling for streamer branding management scams that he calls his "agency." He talks more about it in his lives which I can't find at the moment.



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David claims to fear for his life and that he should go into witness protection


Going Private
As of April 13th, David has since privated his account to prevent haters from reporting him. He also claims to be posting again to his YouTube @davidfowler48.


But overall, he's still posting his usual content:






Sad reacting about Justin Bieber

Party Crasher
David has been crashing birthday parties at a park and befriends another homeless man and YouTuber "Piratez R Us."




Complaining about Florida's HB1365 to address the homeless problem


Another rocket launch
 
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Congratulations to this... person on taking a significant non-cow action (if he sticks to it).

* 1 in 200 are diagnosable narcissist.
* 1.2% of adult men, and between 0.3 to 07% of adult women are diagnosable psychopaths.
* 1.6% of the US population is BPD.

And they are all online, on social media, looking for people to fuck with. Why let those assholes into your life?

Even if this nut job has significant issues of his own. His life is not enhanced by giving mobs of other equally unwell people into his life. Going private was a good choice.

I hope his need for attention doesn't cause him to go public with his account again.
 
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David opened his account to the general public again, after a month or so. Honestly, that was longer than I thought he'd last. It's been the usual programming, which I just don't have the time to keep up with 100%. He has been working hard to avoid getting banned again, so he stopped calling out haters by name so he can't get accused of harassment.

Here's some funny shit I wanted to highlight:

Back when David was bumming around at a park and crashing birthday parties, some concerned parents called the cops. This led to a confrontation, in which "Piratez R Us" got verbally hostile with the police. David revealed a lot of restraint and diffused the situation, which I assume he learned from his frequent prior run-ins with the law.


His reponse:


In May, David did some fishing and caught a Sailfin catfish, which he ate. Apparently this fish and other saltwater catfish are known are "crucifix fish" due to a pattern in their bony skull that resembles a cross. Some people like to collect these skull bones that wash up on the beach. David, however, decided to let his leftovers decay and be partially eaten on an anthill. He then spent several livestreams, over multiple days, holding this semi-rotted skull up to viewers as definitive proof from God of the crucifixion. He also shared a lot of incorrect information about animals.

Apologies for the long videos, but they are at least compressed so they shouldn't be too tough to load.




 
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LMAO at the "mething around" facebook live comment caught in the screenshot for the community happenings thread

This guy looks and behaves so much like a bad timeline Mel Gibson that if they shook hands it would cause an antimatter collapse
 
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TikTok dump:

Cringe Voice Overs




Dancing





Miscellaneous
His boss gave him jewelry and lipstick lmao.


He fired his "agency" and hired a new one. Still a scam.


This is back when he got suspended earlier this month. Funny quote, "They come in to my live feed and comment, GAY. GAY. GAY. GAY."


Singing a praise song. I don't recognize this one, he may have made it up.


An original poem.
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And finally, another fashion show!
 
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I've been busy as hell and have a huge backlog of stuff from David to get through, but I'm jumping my queue with Hurricane Milton content.

Reminder, David lives out of his car in Titusville, FL. See below:
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Thankfully, he is very aware of the coming hurricane and has been posting updates:

12 PM EST - Wednesday, Oct 9th


5 PM EST - Wednesday, Oct 9th
He has evacuated Titusville and presumably gone North and/or inland with friends, taking back-roads.



6 PM EST - Wednesday, October 9th
Okay, he did not evacuate very far but has at least found shelter with friends.


7 PM EST - Wednesday, October 9th
He is in great spirits and doesn't give a fuck.


Sounds like the hurricane was knocked down to category 4, but God bless, Dave and any Kiwis in Florida!
 
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Hurricane Milton Updates:

1 AM EST - Thursday, October 10th


1:30 AM EST - Thursday, October 10th


David made it through the night without major incidents. Sounds like the hurricane lost steam fast once it hit land.
He went live this morning and said they never lost power, but still had bad wind and plenty of rain.
He had evacuated with his mean ex-girlfriend, who we now know is named Heather. He slept on the porch at Heather's sister's house lol.

[I will post the live when I have time.]
 
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Hi Tinkle-Twats, where's the children?


Finally had time to check in on David and drop a TikTok dump (I'm still months behind). He's been up to his usual antics.































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