David Jaffe has nothing to do and he's going crazy

[CrunkLord420]

He keeps streaming on YouTube to virtually no viewership. The few people who watch only seem to ask him about God of War and Twisted Metal. It's like he's all washed up and has nothing better to do anymore after his game "Drawn To Death" was a huge failure.

This is David Jaffe's life right now, 4 viewers, autistic comic book puzzles. note the ResetEra bookmark: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdGNRdGQeus (he reset his stream)

Spoiler: from another stream

 

[LulzKiller]

i personally prefer jigidi for online puzzles

 

[The Manglement]

This is really depressing. He fucking made Twisted Metal and God of War, 2 franchises that were super cool a decade ago. now he's just a sad fat guy playing with himself on camera.

 

[Done]

I thought he had problems with ResetEra, no?

 

[CrunkLord420]

I thought he had problems with ResetEra, no?

iirc he said he was going to ResetEra when NeoGAF exploded. Also I saw him open up a blank tab where it showed his most visited sites, ResetEra was like number 3 slot.

 

[Done]

iirc he said he was going to ResetEra when NeoGAF exploded. Also I saw him open up a blank tab where it showed his most visited sites, ResetEra was like number 3 slot.

Ah I just remembered, that was Kotaku.

It is kinda sad to see an industry great sit and do nothing, is he still employed at Sony?

 

[CrunkLord420]

Ah I just remembered, that was Kotaku.

It is kinda sad to see an industry great sit and do nothing, is he still employed at Sony?

No, he went indie and his company "The Bartlet Jones Supernatural Detective Agency" is effectively shuttered. He's clearly not working on anything based on this stream I'm watching.

He's a producer and designer, it's probably hard to come back from such a big failure that was near universally unliked for it's design. People need to trust you with a lot of money to run a project.

 

[CrunkLord420]

new stream up, watch the trainwreck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-Z4dbT_SOE

 

[MrTroll]

When you've fallen that low, there's only one thing left to do:

 

[CrunkLord420]

 

[CrunkLord420]

I just see him streaming all the time now. You can totally chat with him too, he's pretty responsive. It's the most reddit-tier shit every time, including his chat groupies. He also wears the same shirt every time.

 

[Creep3r]

Looks like he just pulled a JK Rowling and retconned Kratos and some random character into being gay a la Dumbledore. Man must be really desperate for relevancy. And it looks like it didn't work out so well for him on Twitter.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Man, In my mind Jaffe was clumped together with CliffyB and Dave Perry for some reason. No real similarities between them but they were a different type of personalities at around the same time. They all crashed and burned, I don't know about Perry but he could always fall back on being a dentist(and the Gaikai money from Sony couldn't have hurt).
It would be so strange if Perry is the one that came out the most successful.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Looks like he just pulled a JK Rowling and retconned Kratos and some random character into being gay a la Dumbledore. Man must be really desperate for relevancy. And it looks like it didn't work out so well for him on Twitter.

Um, how? Kratos banged a lot of chicks in the old God of War games. Even if you wanted to factor in the historically accurate Sparta, the games paint Kratos as a hetero-sex machine.

 

[Creep3r]

Um, how? Kratos banged a lot of chicks in the old God of War games. Even if you wanted to factor in the historically accurate Sparta, the games paint Kratos as a hetero-sex machine.

I'm pretty sure Jaffe really doesn't care about Kratos or his other characters, nor the consistency of his own continuity, the 2SLGBTQQIA or about the history of homosex and/or pederasty among Spartan soldiers. He's simply just desperate for relevancy again as his game series continues to move forward without him. A lot of content creators and authors have been doing this as of late. Last year an old Star Wars author did a JK Rowling too with one of her characters because she hadn't been relevant in years. Same with a washed up Sonic comic author.

 

[Violence Jack]

Um, how? Kratos banged a lot of chicks in the old God of War games. Even if you wanted to factor in the historically accurate Sparta, the games paint Kratos as a hetero-sex machine.

well clearly he killed his wife and daughter in a boner-induced blood rage in order to get with Derek, the stable boy with cute dimples.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Kojima will join him in a few years.

 

[KingofNothing]

This is why you don't virtue signal.

 

[UE 558]

Looks like he just pulled a JK Rowling and retconned Kratos and some random character into being gay a la Dumbledore. Man must be really desperate for relevancy. And it looks like it didn't work out so well for him on Twitter.

Tfw when you make a basic bitch democrat sped like Cory Barlog seem chadly by comparison

 

[DoofComoose]

well clearly he killed his wife and daughter in a boner-induced blood rage in order to get with Derek, the stable boy with cute dimples.

This sounds like a gay revenge fetish porno.