David Jaffe has nothing to do and he's going crazy

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Can you blame him for going nuts? Imagine seeing the series you created going down in the dumps, making a game that Sony couldn't even GIVE away and now streaming to like 2 people. He's about one OBS crash away from sliding a revolver in his mouth.
 
Can you blame him for going nuts? Imagine seeing the series you created going down in the dumps, making a game that Sony couldn't even GIVE away and now streaming to like 2 people. He's about one OBS crash away from sliding a revolver in his mouth.
You’d think he’d join a team that suits his violent, juvenile tastes like id software of something instead of pretending that it’s still 2008 with Drawn To Death
 
I don't even know what he was thinking with Drawn to Death, it's perhaps one of the most generic games I've played.
He wasn’t thinking, his brain got smooth from the soy
 
Twisted Metal PS3 was great, make another one you fat fuck

He doesn't own the rights to the franchise, Sony does. And I doubt that they are going to resurrect a game series that about 3,5 people care about.
 
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Pretty sure if he wanted to make another game, Sony or someone else would fund it, God of War is still going strong and Twisted Metal is getting a TV show from Playstation Productions. Sounds like he is having a midlife crisis and doesn't know where he fits in after Drawn to Death didn't work with the audience he wanted it to aka the youth.
 
Another one eats the dust


Well I guess i'll have to call him an insect now.

"I'M 100% PRO SJW NOW!"
"I gotta drink the soy from FONY's ass" "Anyone that says that FONY is a shitty company to work with is a troll!" -Doubt that was in this video but it was from one of his recent Retardstreams.
"I apologize about making Twisted Metal PS3, I WAWS A MYASOGANYIST!"


What a fucking moron, have a nice life in the gutter insect and keep biting the hands that feed you.
 
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can't wait for the eventual lolcow thread of Jaffe, dude's spiraling out of control for relevancy at this point
Guy's been a moron for years after FONY fucked him over, ever since he started raging at people that liked his games, he's became a total beta bitch and a joke because TM on the PS3 failed at a certain time where movies like Salvation were being bashed for unfair reasons. Now he's trying to be an SJW so that he can suck FONY's dick and get back into the industry. What a total sellout lolcow, I remember when he was talking about Sweet Tooth in the Dark Past Documentary video that "Sweet Tooth is me, he is the most animalistic side of me and you guys are turning him into a f***ing joke" When he was talking about TM 3 & 4.

Now he is the f***ing joke trying to suck on that politicuck FONY dick so that he could make more games, what a fucking sellout.

(If you want to know what i'm talking about, what he says is 16 mins or so in the Twisted Metal Dark Past video, you can find it easily on YouTube.)

Also, he claims just like every other femnazi non-human that "Most Meyn are SACH EYNTIYTLED DACKS* while squeezing that shitty silly putty that he had in his hands, It was in the 7-16-20 Jaffestream that he made around 13 or 14 minutes ahead.

I don't hate women, but I really hate these modern feminist cancel culturers along with retarded white knights like Jaffe and keep in mind that I didn't hate TM PS3 when it came out, where it was being bashed to fucking hell like Terminator Salvation was and some other examples I can name but I don't want to make this rant too long. I really hate hypocrites who act like their high and mighty, like they haven't made some stupid fucking mistake, humans make mistakes, but if you're going to start calling your fans NAZYI or Waycist and saying that DUUUUUUUR, I FUCKED UP, I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT, I WUZ A EDWGE WORD, you better make sure you don't have shit said on video that you can get fucked over for because people will find the most stupidest statements that you say and make it into a very 1-minute quality long video of why you're a fucking idiot and get you cancelled for it. So if you ever read this D.J., go fuck yourself you illiterate wash-up and fuck the entitled chinks that you used work with because FONY is full of those special little pieces of shit that I never want to work with in the future and that I don't plan on working with because they endorse cancel culture, fucking woke nazi.
 
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I recently made my first video on Jaffe, this is my first video of shit-talk editing wise so it's not going to be the best video I've ever made or be in line with something like Memology 101 but i'm not really interested in posting videos on YouTube anyways so... here it is.


I'll also post this on BitChute under a sock account in-case FONY tries to take it down with a copyright strike because of the Dark Past documentary that came from TM: Head-on Extra Twisted Edition.
 
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Twisted Metal PS3 was great, make another one you fat fuck
Yeah, make another one Jaffe unless you're a fucking pussy that keeps sucking that FONY dick. I'm sure you have plenty of ideas to not "clown over" with your SJW wokeness. Jaffe has failed as an actual developer, it's time for a very brutal takeover in the industry. If you're one of those namby pamby pussies that enjoys the smoooooth SJW soy and promotes his radical views then you shouldn't have a job at all! Now that is entertaining.
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DJ: Sweet Tooth is me, Sweet Tooth is the inner-most darkest side of me

I find that bullshit, that's why you pussied out on game development and making more Twisted Metal games, get to work you wash-up or get the fuck out because the industry is going to have a real bad day soon and when all of their profits keep dwindling because of that pussified americano woke shit, you're not going to have a job in the future... at least in Game development. As an actor, you're here to say your lines, and as a game developer, you're here to make games, if you can't do that and connect with your fan-base then you are a failure. Get back to work you beta male, stop being such a fucking pussy and actually take charge of your own life, and maybe i'll reconsider ;)
 
Well this is disappointing to say the least, David Jaffe always seemed like a really cool and down to Earth guy to me in the past.

God of War and Twisted Metal Black were so wonderfully edgy, the kind of thing that's sorely missed from modern AAA gaming.
 
My avatar is from Twisted Metal, actually. Specifically, Twisted Metal Black. It's the final boss Warhawk, having his Driver screen hacked from the game itself. (He was originally playable.) Was always a big fan of TM, but having seen Jaffe fall so far like this has me genuinely disappointed. Not even just angry. Just... really disappointed.

He's like Cliffy B in the sense that he was an industry juggernaut for his time, but became sidelined once it became clear he had lost his skill in creating fun games.


DJ: Sweet Tooth is me, Sweet Tooth is the inner-most darkest side of me
This quote always amused me, because Sweet Tooth was originally a fucking dumbass that wished for a bag of hotdogs. Like, in a paper bag, and then there's his TM2 ending where he wished to be a bug on a farm so he could kill bugs instead of people. He only really became a standout psychopathic killer once Black rolled around.

I guess that's the point I'm trying to make here. Someone who was genuinely cutting edge in the style that he liked, only to become... a streamer that does puzzles and pulls a JK Rowling.

This timeline really sucks.
 
He's like Cliffy B in the sense that he was an industry juggernaut for his time, but became sidelined once it became clear he had lost his skill in creating fun games.
Both seem to be looking for the approval of the people who are currently controlling the narrative instead of the people who made them who they are.
 
He's like Cliffy B in the sense that he was an industry juggernaut for his time, but became sidelined once it became clear he had lost his skill in creating fun games.

It's always sad when a game guy flames out like that, Cliffy B is another good example, it really bums me out that he's retired from video games.

There's also Tomonobu Itagaki, Ninja Gaiden on the Xbox is one of the greatest games of all time and I've always been a huge fan of DOA, but in the 12 years since Ninja Gaiden II he's only released one meh game.
 
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