Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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Sexy Rexxy said:
He should make his next game consisting of the player fappin' to gamergate. I'd buy it.
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"I have this wank every day"

I'll be honest, even if it hits steam I can't see anyone buying it. It's time and attempt for humour would've been way back when, not now.

But how tapped for ideas are you when you're still riding a basic game of four+ years ago?
 
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https://tweetsave.com/davidsgallant/status/737240805664903168
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someone's salty
 
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Something Awful dot com said:
IM NOT MAD YOURE THE ONE THATS MAD

David, I have no stake in this other than to laugh at you for masturbating to a Twitter hate group and then posting multiple times about this publically.
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And the pic of his hairy ass on Tumblr. Lest we forget this.
 
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How is us gloating over his professional and personal failures 'hitting a nerve'? Is he seriously trying to suggest he made the worst game ever and charged money for it and then masturbated to gamergate to troll us?

David, if you're going to seek refuge in the old 'wow I trolled them so bad they only hate me cause I'm trolling, they are salty and angry not just snickering with contempt at me and my shitty life I am a great troll' routine, you have to actually do something for us to be morally outraged at. Go defend pedophiles or say you want to kill all cishet white men or something, idk. "I failed as a game developer and now Kiwi Farms are super trolled by that" just doesn't work, because none of us are stupid enough to pay money for your game.
 
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I featured it, just in case any of David's associates come here to see what he was talking about.

Since, y'know, a systemic breakdown of why his game doesn't work with no malice behind it apparently was us being super angry and totally mad.

Also what the fuck is "diaping?" I'm a bit rusty on my conversational newspeak.
 
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Jaimas said:
I featured it, just in case any of David's associates come here to see what he was talking about.

Since, y'know, a systemic breakdown of why his game doesn't work with no malice behind it apparently was us being super angry and totally mad.

Also what the fuck is "diaping?" I'm a bit rusty on my conversational newspeak.
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"diaping" is a new word only a few weeks old that means "filling your diaper".
 
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Jaimas said:
I featured it, just in case any of David's associates come here to see what he was talking about.

Since, y'know, a systemic breakdown of why his game doesn't work with no malice behind it apparently was us being super angry and totally mad.

Also what the fuck is "diaping?" I'm a bit rusty on my conversational newspeak.
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There's a postcount limit to see Off-Topic posts you reetee.
 
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sikotik said:
I'll never understand why people release shit like this. Do they have no one in their life to tell them that if that's the best you can do, don't bother or wait till you get better at it?
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No. In asspat culture, you say "look mommy I made a poopy" and get praised for it. Even if you're 30.
 
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Feline Darkmage said:
Is that past or future gnerations?
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I will dox your great-great-great grandfather and tell the Boche which trench he's hiding in fuck you, happy memorial day.

Sorry David, I was wrong. There is one guy who's definitely diaping over how badly your shitty game trolled him, lol.

0xDEADBEEF said:
It always pisses me off that these kinds of developers exist. I don't know what this game is made with, but it looks to be either flash or a drag-and-drop editor. I decided I wanted to do game development as a teenager, and began to actually teach myself to code so that I'd be able to do it. These people just find some shitty engine or tool and let it do all the hard work for them. They're like people who only buy paint-by-numbers books and call themselves painters.

While the end users playing the games never really know or care about the internals of how a game is built, and engine-based games are more common than that from-scratch way I like to do it, it still angers me that charlatans like this guy claim a title that I've worked for years on without doing any of the real coding work. I spent eight months last year programming a game nobody bought, while this guy vomits into flash and claims he made close to $30k. Fuck him.
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No shame in admitting when you're wrong and I was definitely wrong.
 
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