Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Oh my god, the crazy sped did it.



I have never been more proud of a Lolcow than I am right now. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

Outwardly, when you first start playing through David's shit, he's complaining about why he hates certain people. Game devs, general parasites, etc. It's only when you take a closer look - especially at the "Game Dev" one - that you realize: Davey is taking shots at himself:

Spoiler: Text Dump of "Game Dev" Interactions

Everything you've ever made is shit.

Even before you started making games.

All your tabletop RPG writing? Shit.

Your uninspired Breakout clone? Shit.

Your tedious little Yoda Stories-wannabe thing? Shit.

It's all shit.

, you mean the one that looks like you made it in MS Paint?

The one that looks like it was drawn by damn child?

The one that has maybe fifteen minutes of decent content?

The one that got you fired?

The one you tried to tard cum for any modicum of attention you could get from it?

Great example, fuckface.

Oh?

And when was the last time you actually made something new?

Yeah.

Two fucking years ago.

And it was a goddamn Twine that ripped off a card game.

A card game so simple that little kids play it.

Well done.

Some fuckin' game dev you are.

The only person meeting all these criteria: Davey himself. What you're looking at with this is a fucking abyss of self-loathing and self-hate that makes clear that David Gallant is acutely aware of the numerous problems he faces and yet hasn't had any success in vanquishing them on his own. The various "this is why I hate you" responses are the responses he's got from various members of the old clique and Rat King.

And I know this because David quotes me directly in one of these:



He even admits that it took him months to finish this. David hates himself, and this Twine was how he chose to deal with it. In fact he openly admits it at the end of this Twine:



Now the healing can begin - if he lets it.

If he does good maybe the pool picture will be the first one on image searches instead of his infamous one.

I know.

 

[AnOminous]

Now the healing can begin - if he lets it.

As funny as he was for various reasons, he was never really the atrocious asshole that so many of these people were. I wish him well.

 

[Jaimas]

As funny as he was for various reasons, he was never really the atrocious asshole that so many of these people were. I wish him well.

Same.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

As funny as he was for various reasons, he was never really the atrocious asshole that so many of these people were. I wish him well.

What gets me about good ole Davey, is that he could never see how toxic Nora and the norasphere is.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

What gets me about good ole Davey, is that he could never see how toxic Nora and the norasphere is.

TBF David's issues date back to before all that. I mean to begin with the game wasn't the smartest idea. But he probably went to some Indie scene events and the hipsters were all like "omg a call center game would be like...amazing"

He also boned zoe, so because the big queen bee let him pollenate her - he was probably doomed from that point onwards. Ironically you could argue this makes him a winner, he whitenighted for someone who *did* bone him.

That aside, glad he's doing something good for himself and hopefully working on repairing things with the missus and family. It's better than the sad existence he had on twitter

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Wait, David stuck is dick in Zoe?
Did he get tested yet?

Honestly, his game idea isn’t horrible. It’s just the execution was. And attaching it to his real name and at that time job.

 

[AnOminous]

He also boned zoe, so because the big queen bee let him pollenate her - he was probably doomed from that point onwards.

No he didn't. He just sent her an unsolicited picture of his ass.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

No he didn't. He just sent her an unsolicited picture of his ass.

Broteampill claimed that David had sex with Zoe, but I can't link it since it was on twitter and his account got banned.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I honestly hope things are better for him now and he's a happy family man who's left the toxic elements of his life behind.

Good luck, Davey.

 

[Hellfire]

Uh oh, he was back on Twitter.

He's either deleted his account or just changed the name. http://archive.li/9Cufm

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Hath Cuck Jesus himself risen from his tomb after many months thought dead?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

He deleted because even his replies are gone.
Davey, you’re so close. Ignore the siren call of twitter.

 

[Jaimas]

He just took the most important step of his recovery: knowingly turning his back on Social Media.

This is a step that honestly shows more balls than most suspected he was capable of.

Pray for him, Kiwis. He could very well be on the way towards escaping his self-inflicted nightmare.

 

[Army Burger]

I was taking a look at Awex Leal's Facebook page, when a wild David S. Gallant appeared

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

I was taking a look at Awex Leal's Facebook page, when a wild David S. Gallant appeared

A shame. He’s gotten off the radar but it seems he still keeps the same rotten company.

 

[Hellfire]

A shame. He’s gotten off the radar but it seems he still keeps the same rotten company.

Wonder if David knows Awex is a diaper fetish weirdo or not.

 

[AnOminous]

Wonder if David knows Awex is a diaper fetish weirdo or not.

Ass Boy probably has no problem with that considering his propensity for sending unsolicited naked pictures of himself to women.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I just came in to check if he died or molted his old self into something better.

But no he's just asspatting the chronic attention seeker Miff-Marf McShitshimself.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Least he's off of Twitter and similar sites still, unless he's changed his account.

 

[DumbDosh]

Just got this notification, looks like David's trash finally got taken off of Steam.