- Joined
- Feb 20, 2017
Oh my god, the crazy sped did it.
I have never been more proud of a Lolcow than I am right now. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
Outwardly, when you first start playing through David's shit, he's complaining about why he hates certain people. Game devs, general parasites, etc. It's only when you take a closer look - especially at the "Game Dev" one - that you realize: Davey is taking shots at himself:
Everything you've ever made is shit.
Even before you started making games.
All your tabletop RPG writing? Shit.
Your uninspired Breakout clone? Shit.
Your tedious little Yoda Stories-wannabe thing? Shit.
It's all shit.
, you mean the one that looks like you made it in MS Paint?
The one that looks like it was drawn by damn child?
The one that has maybe fifteen minutes of decent content?
The one that got you fired?
The one you tried to tard cum for any modicum of attention you could get from it?
Great example, fuckface.
Oh?
And when was the last time you actually made something new?
Yeah.
Two fucking years ago.
And it was a goddamn Twine that ripped off a card game.
A card game so simple that little kids play it.
Well done.
Some fuckin' game dev you are.
The only person meeting all these criteria: Davey himself. What you're looking at with this is a fucking abyss of self-loathing and self-hate that makes clear that David Gallant is acutely aware of the numerous problems he faces and yet hasn't had any success in vanquishing them on his own. The various "this is why I hate you" responses are the responses he's got from various members of the old clique and Rat King.
And I know this because David quotes me directly in one of these:
He even admits that it took him months to finish this. David hates himself, and this Twine was how he chose to deal with it. In fact he openly admits it at the end of this Twine:
Now the healing can begin - if he lets it.
If he does good maybe the pool picture will be the first one on image searches instead of his infamous one.