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Apparently the old prediction blogs from the G1 Blogger got deleted for copyright violations. They’ve moved to Wordpress and have been reuploading the old blogs, but the server mod that’s uploading them is modifying them for quality purposes.

He’s removed joke verdicts or ones that spent more time complaining about unrelated stuff. For the latest one, Black Widow vs Widowmaker, he removed the joke advantage about Widow having a fat ass.

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Apparently the old prediction blogs from the G1 Blogger got deleted for copyright violations. They’ve moved to Wordpress and have been reuploading the old blogs, but the server mod that’s uploading them is modifying them for quality purposes.

He’s removed joke verdicts or ones that spent more time complaining about unrelated stuff. For the latest one, Black Widow vs Widowmaker, he removed the joke advantage about Widow having a fat ass.

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What a freaking moral high body. Pansies.
 
Apparently the old prediction blogs from the G1 Blogger got deleted for copyright violations. They’ve moved to Wordpress and have been reuploading the old blogs, but the server mod that’s uploading them is modifying them for quality purposes.

He’s removed joke verdicts or ones that spent more time complaining about unrelated stuff. For the latest one, Black Widow vs Widowmaker, he removed the joke advantage about Widow having a fat ass.

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This is rich given how Speedy waifu wanked Raven into beating the entire Marvel cosmology. Conniving little worm.
 
Apparently the old prediction blogs from the G1 Blogger got deleted for copyright violations. They’ve moved to Wordpress and have been reuploading the old blogs, but the server mod that’s uploading them is modifying them for quality purposes.

He’s removed joke verdicts or ones that spent more time complaining about unrelated stuff. For the latest one, Black Widow vs Widowmaker, he removed the joke advantage about Widow having a fat ass.

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Considering Speedy called JK Rowling more evil with more victims than Nobuhiro Watsuki (a child pornographer), I can’t say it’s a shock.
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Apparently the old prediction blogs from the G1 Blogger got deleted for copyright violations. They’ve moved to Wordpress and have been reuploading the old blogs, but the server mod that’s uploading them is modifying them for quality purposes.

He’s removed joke verdicts or ones that spent more time complaining about unrelated stuff. For the latest one, Black Widow vs Widowmaker, he removed the joke advantage about Widow having a fat ass.

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god i already miss the old db fans
they were spergy but tolerably edgy because they came from a culture that accepted it
new db fans are so scared even to make sex jokes

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god i already miss the old db fans
they were spergy but tolerably edgy because they came from a culture that accepted it
new db fans are so scared even to make sex jokes

I’ve talked about it before, but modern DB fans are a bunch of hypocritical puritans. They’ll clutch their pearls over one line where the perverted redneck said a woman has a nice rack or that she’s hot, only to turn around and make those same jokes about dicks and gay sex.

I’ve seen these same people say shit like “Now Boomstick’s no longer a dumb sex pest. The current writing team’s given him a feminist side that respects women for more than their bodies.”

The jokes write themselves.
 
This was in the recommended, it seems like a very random match-up. Full of typical DC wank, calculating figures of speech far too literally, and the rightful winner only taking it by esoteric interpretations of obscure hax.
Still better than some of the other Sinestro matches I’ve seen. I remember one that received a lot of push a few years ago was Yuki Terumi from Blazblue. The whole appeal was that a DC character would lose, then it died when someone actually looked into the series. It turned out none of Blazblue’s fights matched the scale of Sinestro’s and a lot of shit Terumi supposedly had was out of context wank.

I’m surprised nobody realized that earlier because the one guy pushing the match really liked to dick ride Terumi as some unkillable hax god that Sinestro couldn’t put down. He took the inevitable pushback as well as you’d expect.
 
I’ve talked about it before, but modern DB fans are a bunch of hypocritical puritans. They’ll clutch their pearls over one line where the perverted redneck said a woman has a nice rack or that she’s hot, only to turn around and make those same jokes about dicks and gay sex.

I’ve seen these same people say shit like “Now Boomstick’s no longer a dumb sex pest. The current writing team’s given him a feminist side that respects women for more than their bodies.”

The jokes write themselves.
Especially weird because Wiz had a weird mancrush moment on Zuko. You know, the sixteen year-old?
 
I’ve talked about it before, but modern DB fans are a bunch of hypocritical puritans. They’ll clutch their pearls over one line where the perverted redneck said a woman has a nice rack or that she’s hot, only to turn around and make those same jokes about dicks and gay sex.

I’ve seen these same people say shit like “Now Boomstick’s no longer a dumb sex pest. The current writing team’s given him a feminist side that respects women for more than their bodies.”

The jokes write themselves.
I’m kind of surprised this vs debate/powerscaling community hasn’t been brought up in terms of having potential for a thread.
 
Last death battle cast was between Undertale and Slay the Princess and now I find myself wondering, has there ever been an indie game character in death battle (not dbx, I remember a cuphead vs bendy episode there) because I'm totally drawing a blank if there has.
 
Yeah, thinking of it, it'd be ripe for one. I've seen people get wildly unhinged at the idea their favorite character could lose any fight, mainly the Goku meatriders.
Same with the people who act like Batman wins every fight because "muh prep time"
 
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