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[The greater a'tuin]

(I have to assume) This battle was made possible by all the controversy surrounding Coyote vs Acme. As Twitter would say: fuck you, David Zaslav.

Spoiler: Next Time On Death Battle

Next time is Spider-Man vs Deku. I assume it’s Miles Morales because they used clips from Into The Spider-Verse.

Well shit, they did commit to an actual result. Half the feats are ludicrous wank pretending Looney Tunes gives a damn about cosmology and 4th wall meta gag feats can be quantified, but I guess "anti-toon force gun wins" is the most logical conclusion. Also Miles vs Izuku is a retarded roflstomp that no one asked for.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Also Miles vs Izuku is a retarded roflstomp that no one asked for.

Izuku: Has multiple superpowers and strength stockpiled over generations.

Miles: Spider bite go brr.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Also Miles vs Izuku is a retarded roflstomp that no one asked for.

really? Back when I was in the DB server before it became members only, it came across as one of the most requested matchups, alongside Simon vs Kyle Rayner. As for “stomp”, I don’t think people take that aspect into account.

Well shit, they did commit to an actual result. Half the feats are ludicrous wank pretending Looney Tunes gives a damn about cosmology and 4th wall meta gag feats can be quantified, but I guess "anti-toon force gun wins" is the most logical conclusion.

You sure you don’t mean “can’t be quantified”? It feels like you made a typo there.

Also, I think it’s kind of funny seeing all this research being put into something like Looney Tunes. Hell, play the cards right for a matchup, and you could see scaling to DC heroes because Warner Brothers.

 

[Blazeuser56]

Spoiler: Next Time On Death Battle

Next time is Spider-Man vs Deku. I assume it’s Miles Morales because they used clips from Into The Spider-Verse.

Miles is so cooked.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Apparently in one of the recent comics, Miles has some connection to some weird spider god entity

 

[cremechocolate]

Tom had no win conditions and could actually die. This might be the biggest stomp of independent era Death Battle.

 

[Lone Star]

I can't wait for Deku to use Blackwhip on Miles.

 

[Scavenger]

I can't wait for Deku to use Blackwhip on Miles.

What did Death battle mean by this?

 

[umseriously]

Spoiler: Spoilers for Deku vs Miles

>open
>Deku's school
>"Sheiiit so this is where dem crackers run dat superhero school I hear so much about"
>Miles Morales is groping all the girls asses
>"Shit gimme dat ass!!"
>Enter Deku
>"H-hey you can't do that"
>Miles turns around with his Weiner out in full display
>"Who da fuck are you!?"
>"I'm Deku....number 1 hero and stuff"
"Alright BET"
>FIGHT
>3 minutes of 12 fps animation by devilartemis
>Deku has miles on the ropes
>"Nah I'm gonna do my own thing"
>Miles instantly pops Deku's head with a singular punch (KAPOW)
>Post fight animation shows miles with his harem of mha chicks
>"Well you see this was a very close match....HOWEVER"
>scan of spiderman scaring thor in a Halloween comic pops up
>You see...miles had way too much of a stat advantage for Deku to overcome"
>Another scan of a thor equivalent character jobbing to venom
>"You can say...deku didn't have the swagger of a black teen to compete with CHAD Morales"
>Next time on death battle
> Light vs Columbo

 

[Random Internet Person]

Spoiler: Spoilers for Deku vs Miles

>open
>Deku's school
>"Sheiiit so this is where dem crackers run dat superhero school I hear so much about"
>Miles Morales is groping all the girls asses
>"Shit gimme dat ass!!"
>Enter Deku
>"H-hey you can't do that"
>Miles turns around with his Weiner out in full display
>"Who da fuck are you!?"
>"I'm Deku....number 1 hero and stuff"
"Alright BET"
>FIGHT
>3 minutes of 12 fps animation by devilartemis
>Deku has miles on the ropes
>"Nah I'm gonna do my own thing"
>Miles instantly pops Deku's head with a singular punch (KAPOW)
>Post fight animation shows miles with his harem of mha chicks
>"Well you see this was a very close match....HOWEVER"
>scan of spiderman scaring thor in a Halloween comic pops up
>You see...miles had way too much of a stat advantage for Deku to overcome"
>Another scan of a thor equivalent character jobbing to venom
>"You can say...deku didn't have the swagger of a black teen to compete with CHAD Morales"
>Next time on death battle
> Light vs Columbo

I actually had to look up if you had the actual insider scoop, and then actually reading everything , I started to get the joke.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

The lack of One Piece episodes in general is surprising, really.

There's a Sanji and a Zoro episode

 

[Random Internet Person]

There's a Sanji and a Zoro episode

Zoro fought Erza Scarlet. I don’t know why the embed ain’t working right.

If you look at Twitter, you’ll probably start wondering when they’ll do Sanji vs Zoro or Shanks vs Mihawk.

Also Natsu fought Ace.

 

[Lone Star]

There's a Sanji and a Zoro episode

Yeah, there's three of them. For a series as big as One Piece and with so many characters, it seems like such a small amount. Like that Sanji episode is five years old and is the latest One Piece matchup.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Yeah, there's three of them. For a series as big as One Piece and with so many characters, it seems like such a small amount. Like that Sanji episode is five years old and is the latest One Piece matchup.

I’ve always assumed it’s because it’s still going and seemingly every arc brings new developments and feats to take into account (except Ace, because he’s dead), and because it doesn’t go on long breaks very often.

I thinks it’s only been fairly recently that they stopped worrying about an end date and actually decided to look into One Piece, like having Naruto vs Luffy be in their tournament of champions.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I like how no matter what, Deku is going to get slandered hard for the next Death Battle

If he loses, it will be 0-2 in how many W's he got in Death Battle.

If he wins, the fact he had to fight an opponent significantly weaker (depending on what Death Battle pulls for Miles) makes Deku look like a fraud who can't fight opponents on an even playing field.

Though thankfully it seems the Death Battle subreddit is rooting for Deku to win now just to spite NuxTaku who is rather obnoxious with how much he hates Deku specifically that it is comparable to A-Logging a fictional character.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I like how no matter what, Deku is going to get slandered hard for the next Death Battle

If he loses, it will be 0-2 in how many W's he got in Death Battle.

If he wins, the fact he had to fight an opponent significantly weaker (depending on what Death Battle pulls for Miles) makes Deku look like a fraud who can't fight opponents on an even playing field.


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Though thankfully it seems the Death Battle subreddit is rooting for Deku to win now just to spite NuxTaku who is rather obnoxious with how much he hates Deku specifically that it is comparable to A-Logging a fictional character.

I had to look up NuxTaku. He’s a VTuber. Who did a reaction to the most recent episode of Death Battle.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

> Light vs Columbo

This is good, but I think this would be a better match-up.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Yeah, there's three of them. For a series as big as One Piece and with so many characters, it seems like such a small amount. Like that Sanji episode is five years old and is the latest One Piece matchup.

There are plenty of matchups I can think of off the top of my head

• Nami vs Wendy Marvell
• Usopp vs Hawkeye
• Chopper vs Clayface
• Robin vs Atom Eve
• Franky vs Cyborg
• Brook vs Skeletor
• Jinbei vs Gang Orca
• Buggy the Clown vs Inspector Gadget
• Blackbeard vs Evolt
• Kizaru vs Gandalf

I like how no matter what, Deku is going to get slandered hard for the next Death Battle

If he loses, it will be 0-2 in how many W's he got in Death Battle.

If he wins, the fact he had to fight an opponent significantly weaker (depending on what Death Battle pulls for Miles) makes Deku look like a fraud who can't fight opponents on an even playing field.


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Though thankfully it seems the Death Battle subreddit is rooting for Deku to win now just to spite NuxTaku who is rather obnoxious with how much he hates Deku specifically that it is comparable to A-Logging a fictional character.

It reminds me of the Power Rangers matchups where the only time a Ranger won was because his opponent was Leonardo, someone who isn't that different from the kind of monsters they're used to fighting.

 

[Lone Star]

I’ve always assumed it’s because it’s still going and seemingly every arc brings new developments and feats to take into account (except Ace, because he’s dead), and because it doesn’t go on long breaks very often.

I thinks it’s only been fairly recently that they stopped worrying about an end date and actually decided to look into One Piece, like having Naruto vs Luffy be in their tournament of champions.

It hasn't stopped them before. Numerous characters got episodes before their series ended. Like Deku here for instance got his first episode a few years before his series ended. And there are numerous characters whose arcs have ended or at the very least have blatantly shown the full extent of their power.

 

[Random Internet Person]

It hasn't stopped them before. Numerous characters got episodes before their series ended. Like Deku here for instance got his first episode a few years before his series ended. And there are numerous characters whose arcs have ended or at the very least have blatantly shown the full extent of their power.

True, but something about when certain episodes are released, along with when certain IPs are brought in, just kind of makes me think if the idea to keep certain matchups under wraps until they feel a certain time comes.

There are plenty of matchups I can think of off the top of my head

• Nami vs Wendy Marvell
• Usopp vs Hawkeye
• Chopper vs Clayface
• Robin vs Atom Eve
• Franky vs Cyborg
• Brook vs Skeletor
• Jinbei vs Gang Orca
• Buggy the Clown vs Inspector Gadget
• Blackbeard vs Evolt
• Kizaru vs Gandalf

Funny you mention Nami, because I found this fan written matchup of Nami vs Yuffie from Final Fantasy.