Debate Android Raptor on the finer merits of 4th trimester abortions

[Android raptor]

Saying raptors are actually terrestrial avian dinosaurs cosplaying as non-avian dinosaurs doesn't have as nice of a ring to it.

Mongolian ground hawk

 

[SiccDicc]

Mongolian ground hawk

Why does this sound like a sex move?

 

[WhatIsThePunchline]

Saying raptors are actually terrestrial avian dinosaurs cosplaying as non-avian dinosaurs doesn't have as nice of a ring to it.

There are worse things to cosplay as.

 

[Mr Bunny]

Mongolian ground hawk

Why does this sound like a sex move?

I want you to try it on me big girl, Raptor.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

halal for @Android raptor when?

 

[Android raptor]

halal for @Android raptor when?

Only if I get to come in and sperg about dinosaurs or bugs or w/e whenever the urge strikes me

That reminds me, I haven't posted in my reptile/bug/etc thread in gen in forever. Been busy.

 

[Begemot]

But birds ARE dinosaurs though. And they're very closely related to dromaeosaurs, so close that certain species have been debated as whether they should be classified as dromaeosaurs or Aves proper (like balaur).

Or put it this way, velociraptor is more closely related to birds than it is to t rex, stegosaurus, etc etc

I lied, I came back to sperg about dinosaurs

Dinosaurs aren't real, sweetie, the devil put those bones in the ground to tempt us.

 

[Android raptor]

Dinosaurs aren't real, sweetie, the devil put those bones in the ground to tempt us.

Then why is there one in my house

 

[Lurker]

Then why is there one in my house
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clever girl~

 

[Begemot]

Then why is there one in my house
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It's fake, just like free will, and women's suffrage in the 21st century, sweetie....

 

[updoot farmer]

Then why is there one in my house
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Thisbirddoesnotexist.ai

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

Then why is there one in my house
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Why do you have a CRT TV? What are you, a caveman?

 

[Android raptor]

Why do you have a CRT TV? What are you, a caveman?

Velociraptor

 

[I am vomit]

Velociraptor

Do you like CRTs over LCD?

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Then why is there one in my house
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That is a beautiful and adorable cockatiel.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Then why is there one in my house
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I'm disappointed that I'm the first person to notice the 1970s fridge in the background and then draw natural conclusions from there.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

halal for @Android raptor when?

This was the halal

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I'm disappointed that I'm the first person to notice the 1970s fridge in the background and then draw natural conclusions from there.

Fucking adorable white birb though, 10/10 would scritch.

 

[N Space]

Not before taking as many babies with me as possible <3

Maybe I could even get some kind of Aztec skull throne going on made of dead baby skulls. I wonder how hard it would be to do the mortal combat thing w/a newborn and grab it by the head&rip its spine out?

I may be a newfag, but this is by far the most fucked up thing I've read while lurking KF.

 

[Android raptor]

I may be a newfag, but this is by far the most fucked up thing I've read while lurking KF.

You haven't been on the farms very long at all then