Debate the user brandobaris here about whether or not he is a wannabe rapist pedo. - Or: Debate the user brandobaris here about whether or not peter coffins entire family are real dolls

[Brandobaris]

here is someone with same username spazzing on reddit, probably same person https://archive.is/https://www.reddit.com/user/peterthefourth/?coun*
both accounts on wiki and reddit aren't more then 2 years old

That is him. He started up his Wikipedia account (or at least that account) in December 2014 and almost immediately involved himself in the Gamergate arbitration case. This should have sent up huge red flags (and even Ryulong had marked him as an SPA), but because he was an anti-Gamergater they looked the other way. He's spent close to two years of his life sperging out against Gamergate on Wikipedia and has repeatedly tried and failed to get an editor called DHeyward banned. Since he is a plebbit fag, he will often canvass himself to whatever topics KIA is discussing.

He was also active on an anti-Gamergate-on-Wikipeida blog made by another GamerGhazi user, which was also frequented by Dumuzid and some others that are still involved. May Tree, the one who started the blog, wasn't autistic enough to keep paying for it and it is now dead: http://archive.is/sealionsofwikipedia.com

Probable he is the same person.

As for the realdoll thing, I'm sure he has/had one originally, and it was perhaps modelled after the girl he was talking to online originally. The typical stop motion gifs of her from early on are an example, which is a popular pastime amongst real doll communities.

Eventually he was able to convince the online girl to come to live with him, in exchange for the jaw surgery she wanted. Perhaps he even showed her the realdoll to give an example of what she might look like afterward. Peter ran the funding campaign to get her the surgery, and she agrees to move to where he is to play along as his "wife" for media purposes.

She might also want to get into acting or modelling, which is why she appears with Peter on his youtube channel, its a career move for her. She is starting to look more like a real doll now with the amount of makeup she has. But I don't think shes a innocent victim in any of this really.

 

[CervixHammer]

according to the latest Crash Override Network leaks, Coffin was the 4th most frequent contributor to their Trello thing. also, 50+ /cow threads/.

Spoiler: redacted for some reason

kiwis is famous

edit: the fuck does this have to do with whether Coffin's wife is a realdoll or not?

 

[Ol' Puss]

What if Peter Coffin was the doll the whole time?

What if WE'RE the dolls

What if we weren't just dolls, but dolls being used for not so pure purposes!?!?

Spoiler: DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

 

[PuniPuniFag]

That chick's voice is absolute cringe.

 

[Brandobaris]

Petey:

• Faked an online relationship with some asian girl and the shit was cringeworthy their conversations were.. really fucking weird and ignorant.
• Had a sex doll accidentally in the background of one of his videos
• Has a more attractive wife than he should... who is also very strange... and looks identical to a commercially available sex doll.

But that chick is in fact real and they appear to actually have a child together. I think mystery cows have better staying power than straight up lolcows. All it takes is one good revelation once in awhile and you're gonna stay hungry for another one.

I don't think they have a baby. Notice how the hand position on the baby's left arm doesn't move a micromillimeter between pictures? its a baby, it should move.

It only takes an hour in photoshop to complete the look. Also you can get ones quite lifelike.

But judge for yourself.

 

[DN 420]

I don't think they have a baby. Notice how the hand position on the baby's left arm doesn't move a micromillimeter between pictures? its a baby, it should move.

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It only takes an hour in photoshop to complete the look. Also you can get ones quite lifelike.

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But judge for yourself.

The baby is a doll, too?

Is Peter also a doll? Am I a doll?

 

[VJ 120]

I don't think they have a baby. Notice how the hand position on the baby's left arm doesn't move a micromillimeter between pictures? its a baby, it should move.

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It only takes an hour in photoshop to complete the look. Also you can get ones quite lifelike.

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But judge for yourself.

I'm pretty sure that's a real baby. His wife has been proven to be a real (albeit very stiff, awkward, and creepy) person. Call me a sympathizer but I don't think the rabbit hole goes that deep.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

9/11 The Coffins are a hoax

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Hey @Brandobaris,
read the thread.

 

[Cthulu]

I don't think they have a baby. Notice how the hand position on the baby's left arm doesn't move a micromillimeter between pictures? its a baby, it should move.

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It only takes an hour in photoshop to complete the look. Also you can get ones quite lifelike.

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But judge for yourself.

WOW :autism:!

 

[Michel]

Everyone knows that Peter Coffin's realdoll wife died when she did 9/11.

 

[chimpburgers]

9/11 The Coffins are a hoax

The greatest conspiracy theory ever.

 

[Brandobaris]

The baby is a doll, too?

Is Peter also a doll? Am I a doll?

The girl in the picture is a realdoll carrying a baby realdoll, yes. Of course there is a real girl. But it's clear after many many videos of them together they aren't a "couple" at least in any normal sense. Perhaps she wants to be the realdoll or look like the realdoll. But Peter is clearly still doing pics of him and the doll and the baby after setting up everything with the hospital to make it look legit with photoshopping. Photoshopping the tummy on the doll to look as if shes pregnant, which doesn't look like any pregnancy I've ever seen.

I mean this collage shows an empty crib as well, just to drive the point home "IM ABOUT TO GET A BABY LOOOOOK"

It's 2016 and he's still apparently using a low definition camera with lots of noise for pics involving faces, as if he's trying to cover for photoshopping.

 

[Cthulu]

The girl in the picture is a realdoll carrying a baby realdoll, yes. Of course there is a real girl. But it's clear after many many videos of them together they aren't a "couple" at least in any normal sense. Perhaps she wants to be the realdoll or look like the realdoll. But Peter is clearly still doing pics of him and the doll and the baby after setting up everything with the hospital to make it look legit with photoshopping. Photoshopping the tummy on the doll to look as if shes pregnant, which doesn't look like any pregnancy I've ever seen.

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I mean this collage shows an empty crib as well, just to drive the point home "IM ABOUT TO GET A BABY LOOOOOK"

It's 2016 and he's still apparently using a low definition camera with lots of noise for pics involving faces, as if he's trying to cover for photoshopping.

Tell us more

 

[DN 420]

The girl in the picture is a realdoll carrying a baby realdoll, yes. Of course there is a real girl. But it's clear after many many videos of them together they aren't a "couple" at least in any normal sense. Perhaps she wants to be the realdoll or look like the realdoll. But Peter is clearly still doing pics of him and the doll and the baby after setting up everything with the hospital to make it look legit with photoshopping. Photoshopping the tummy on the doll to look as if shes pregnant, which doesn't look like any pregnancy I've ever seen.

View attachment 133998
I mean this collage shows an empty crib as well, just to drive the point home "IM ABOUT TO GET A BABY LOOOOOK"

It's 2016 and he's still apparently using a low definition camera with lots of noise for pics involving faces, as if he's trying to cover for photoshopping.

are you mentally ill

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Who bumped this old shit gatdamn

 

[Michel]

The girl in the picture is a realdoll carrying a baby realdoll, yes. Of course there is a real girl. But it's clear after many many videos of them together they aren't a "couple" at least in any normal sense. Perhaps she wants to be the realdoll or look like the realdoll. But Peter is clearly still doing pics of him and the doll and the baby after setting up everything with the hospital to make it look legit with photoshopping. Photoshopping the tummy on the doll to look as if shes pregnant, which doesn't look like any pregnancy I've ever seen.

View attachment 133998
I mean this collage shows an empty crib as well, just to drive the point home "IM ABOUT TO GET A BABY LOOOOOK"

It's 2016 and he's still apparently using a low definition camera with lots of noise for pics involving faces, as if he's trying to cover for photoshopping.

Go outside.

 

[Cthulu]

Who bumped this old shit gatdamn

@Brandobaris and I'm very interested in his theory. Please let him tell us more.

 

[VJ 120]

The girl in the picture is a realdoll carrying a baby realdoll, yes. Of course there is a real girl. But it's clear after many many videos of them together they aren't a "couple" at least in any normal sense. Perhaps she wants to be the realdoll or look like the realdoll. But Peter is clearly still doing pics of him and the doll and the baby after setting up everything with the hospital to make it look legit with photoshopping. Photoshopping the tummy on the doll to look as if shes pregnant, which doesn't look like any pregnancy I've ever seen.

View attachment 133998
I mean this collage shows an empty crib as well, just to drive the point home "IM ABOUT TO GET A BABY LOOOOOK"

It's 2016 and he's still apparently using a low definition camera with lots of noise for pics involving faces, as if he's trying to cover for photoshopping.

I know he's a gigantic cuck and all but really, is it THAT hard to believe that Peter Coffin just happened to meet a nice Scottish girl with severe body issues (enough to photoshop herself constantly) and marry her? Why the fuck would he buy a fake baby?

He's fairly decent looking (compared to other cows), able-bodied, and seems to be personable at least in some sense. He's doing better than you in life and you're salty. Let it go, fam.

 

[Michel]

He's fairly decent looking (compared to other cows), able-bodied, and seems to be personable at least in some sense.

I disagree.