Debate user 'Null' if America has Cheese, Meat, and Bread.

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Try some of that Soviet "cuisine" then. I'm sure you'll enjoy what the Bolsheviks had to offer. Don't ask what was in the borscht, it was likely long pork.

I think she meant to imply that she wishes she could marry a handsome SS officer who’d gift her a fancy Jew-skin lamp as a wedding gift.

There’s no chance he’d be addicted to porn because the Jews are practically extinct and such degeneracy is banned in the 3rd Reich.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I think she meant to imply that she wishes she could marry a handsome SS officer who’d gift her a fancy Jew-skin lamp as a wedding gift.

There’s no chance he’d be addicted to porn because the Jews are practically extinct and such degeneracy is banned in the 3rd Reich.

Imagine living in such a world... but he would of course give me a cheese-wheel as a gift and look like this:

 

[dvnc]

FUCKING VELVETTA

I don't get people that like velveeta. It's so gross, lol

 

[4090 Chad]

Please do not conflate experiences in England with mainland Europe.

Please tell me someone has posted this sketch in this thread.

 

[VeeAndro]

A wild European on her way to Lidl for stale, uncovered bread in the "fresh bread section" to cut it and bag it herself. Cuz that's different

 

[donjulio]

I’ve finished my shift at the cheddar cheese mines to see what’s progressed in the thread. Happy to see we’ve gone from shifting goal posts to pretending to be retarded.

The thing is, the poor city trash just don't want fresh fruits and vegetables. Thus the arabbers and grocery stores went out of business. (Once in awhile I'll see a real arabber, but they're rare.)

If this would have been the argument to begin with, I don’t think anyone would disagree. Poor city/rural trash have terrible eating habits and their local cheaper food stores are going to cater to that.

england definitely has more in common with western europe than serbia, moldova and ukraine do

Last time I was there the only memorable meal I had was at an Indian restaurant because they were the only place that had anything properly edible and not just american goyslop with a euro trash twist to make it both unhealthy AND tasteless.

Only the English could accomplish this.

 

[dvnc]

I think the real question is how far this thread can go. Or should it simply delve into food in general and how America has top shelf cuisine?
Like this website where you can buy all the shit you used to eat at school.
*chef's kiss*
Murica.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

In my random corner store/bodega I can buy at least four different kinds of cheese made by several independent local cooperatives. Same goes for meats and other dairy. I can buy meat from anyone and if I get poisoned by botox it's my fault and responsibility.

I refuse to believe americans exist. The USA is merely a simulation designed to be experienced over the Internet. Everyone who I met IRL who claims to be from america was too strange to be a real person and not an actor. All videos from america are indistinguishable from action movies. Wake up sheeple.

*sips finest german lager*

 

[Maradontia]

Sounds like I need to open a bakery, butcher shop, and uhh, cheese making place. Capitalism!

 

[plgfarts]

In Wisconsin we have a large number of places that sell locally made cured meats and cheeses. At least where I live, there at 4-5 places all within a 30 minute drive to obtain fresh cut steaks, fresh stuffed brats/sausages, and fresh cured bacon. Same thing with cheeses, and some of the cheese factories will let you tour their small shop and sample the freshest and squeekiest of cheese curds. Pitching in with your friends on a 1/4-1/2 of a cow is also standard practice in these parts. Freezer always has freshly butchered and ground beef.

I'm with you on the bakeries, though. Most fresh breads are either loaves I make myself or obtain from friends. We don't really consume much bread, though. Mostly meats and veggies.

Protip: I'm pretty sure the Injuns on the reservations can hunt year 'round ( or at least they just do) and if you make friends with one you can always score some fresh venison.

 

[DavidS877]

In my random corner store/bodega I can buy at least four different kinds of cheese made by several independent local cooperatives. Same goes for meats and other dairy. I can buy meat from anyone and if I get poisoned by botox it's my fault and responsibility.

I refuse to believe americans exist. The USA is merely a simulation designed to be experienced over the Internet. Everyone who I met IRL who claims to be from america was too strange to be a real person and not an actor. All videos from america are indistinguishable from action movies. Wake up sheeple.

*sips finest german lager*

Our corner stores have 4 kinds of cheese too.
Velveeta Slices
Kraft Slices
Cheddar
"Mozzarella"

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I think the real question is how far this thread can go. Or should it simply delve into food in general and how America has top shelf cuisine?
Like this website where you can buy all the shit you used to eat at school.
*chef's kiss*
Murica.

Imagine not having central air conditioning, a front and back yard and your own furnace to heat your home as you want.

Europoors can enjoy visiting Castle von Shartstein and all the other gay boring shit the Europeans with common sense abandoned when they immigrated to America.

 

[donjulio]

I think the real question is how far this thread can go. Or should it simply delve into food in general and how America has top shelf cuisine?
Like this website where you can buy all the shit you used to eat at school.
*chef's kiss*
Murica.

Just, why?
All we had was the most goyest of slop at my school. Cardboard pizza and all.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I refuse to believe americans exist. The USA is merely a simulation designed to be experienced over the Internet. Everyone who I met IRL who claims to be from america was too strange to be a real person and not an actor. All videos from america are indistinguishable from action movies. Wake up sheeple.

Did this fat volksfucker just call us Australia? Looks like its time for Dresden 2, Napalm Boogaloo.


Edited to add, and anyone who knows anything about beer knows the belgians make the best beer in europe. Trappists beat the Huns every time.

 

[DumbDude43]

I think the real question is how far this thread can go. Or should it simply delve into food in general and how America has top shelf cuisine?
Like this website where you can buy all the shit you used to eat at school.
*chef's kiss*
Murica.

this is the absolute sloppiest of slops



for the low, low price of 49 dollaridoos, you can enjoy the same slice of slop that gave you diarrhea 20 years ago! limited time sale, so better buy quick, goy!

 

[RussianParasite]

Last time I was there the only memorable meal I had was at an Indian restaurant because they were the only place that had anything properly edible and not just american goyslop with a euro trash twist to make it both unhealthy AND tasteless.

Indian food in the UK is something many British people brag about, but in my experience there are many place in the US that are 100x better. Food in London has dropped in quality since the Covid bullshit and hasn’t really recovered. Don’t even get me started on “Mexican” food in the UK and in Europe in general. It’s insulting to Mexico and people who enjoy food from there.

Only the English could accomplish this.

My one exception to your statement is a proper British breakfast, which is awesome when done the right way. I do like American breakfasts as well but the UK does have that going for them.

 

[Cuckoman]

The fact that American Cheese even exists as a product is sufficient proof that Josh is correct.

AC is Americas Vegemite. Some kind of processing by-product that they somehow managed to get approval to sell as human food.

 

[VeeAndro]

We have shortening too. But we can still get real lard. It's readily available anywhere in the country.

 

[waratteruN]

And who could be behind this? why the jews, of course

 

[DumbDude43]

The fact that American Cheese even exists as a product is sufficient proof that Josh is correct.

AC is Americas Vegemite. Some kind of processing by-product that they somehow managed to get approval to sell as human food.

>Vegemite is a thick, dark brown Australian food spread made from leftover brewers' yeast extract
lmao
other countries use leftover byproducts from breweries as cattle feed or turn it into biodiesel, but australians are like "this is a real delicacy, cunt!"