Debate user 'Null' if America has Cheese, Meat, and Bread.

[Return of the Freaker]

ITT: Expat syndrome and Jersh trips over his own ignorance of mutt law on handling your meat

Jersh, be honest, did you get some McNuggies and they made your tummy hurt? It's OK we all eat a little goyslop sometimes. But it's no reason to sneed at Murrica like those French wine judges who malded and tried to withdraw their high marks after learning it was Californian

I see that the shopping cart thread came back from the dead.

I want you inside me cheese narc

 

[Safir]

Maybe he lived in some, ex-commie rathole.

Commies have central heating, washing machines, and kitchens of course. No air conditioning though.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Do Americans have tiger bread? Quite possibly The Netherlands' greatest contribution to the world.

I believe so, but people are calling it Dutch crunch. It got really popular recently so I'm seeing it everywhere.

 

[Kufungisisa]

euros crave the schlop

Introduce fried chicken, cuts to black kid with big smile. All the black kids seriously excited about the fried chicken, white kids couldn’t care less about the chicken it seems from the video.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Yeah but "bongslop" or whatever about the Chinese etc etc.

America will continue to eat shit, but at least your not "yurope", so it must mean you have the best and most free food in the world.

That mentallity based on nonsense is why you will continue to eat shit, you can just mock something you do not understand and be proud of your blazing Eagles and fighter jets.

We are rightfully proud of our Eagles but the Jets can fuck right off.

 

[Something Awful]

Also, what the fuck is up with white eggs?

99% of American everything is mass produced by the AMERICAN GOYSLOP FOOD PRODUCT SUPPLIER INTERNATIONAL, INC which uses clone animals grown in fucking labs literally patented at a genetic level. They make white eggs.

Are white eggs considered weird in the U.S.? They're just eggs. I always thought white was the "default" egg color. When I was growing up, we had white hens and they laid white eggs. They certainly weren't genetically modified or anything.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

You're worthless if you can't make your own bread and cheese. Literally not that hard.

 

[popsoda]

This should be the main point, even if it was true that everything in America was nothing but woodshavings and sugar, we have the freedom and ease of access to do whatever we want after a couple of youtube videos and some quick shopping. Not forced to grow 4 peppers a year on a dirty eastern european balcony, I have a medium amount of land and can go wild at my leisure.

You americans always go on about your "freedoms". Other parts of the world also has freedoms, despite not being signatory to your declaration of independence.>
Where in Europe are you forced to grow 4 peppers a year on your balcony?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

And you had no laundry or air conditioning? There was no kitchen? And you used the stove to heat your accommodation?
The air condition I can believe, it's not really common here.

The stove was electric and very crap. I grew up on all gas stoves in the US so the lack of a gas stove in Germany of all places was weird. Laundry was done at a laundromat and the only way to heat the place was one of those weird old heaters I couldn’t figure out because I’m a spoiled American who always had a thermostat, gas stove, and in house laundry in all the places I lived.

 

[Average Thulean Man]

Even when I lived in the middle of nowhere in Niggerhater County, Tennessee, the shitty local family grocery store had a whole selection of nice cheeses and had a bakery inside that made serviceable bread (good enough to go with some soup or stew). Meat is a whole other issue, especially in rural America, where a good portion of it is probably going to be local and better than mass-market meat. I think dear feeder has been outside of the US too long.

 

[Anti Snigger]

I'm not even mad Josh, just disappointed, I never realized how much of a city slicker you are. I hope those gucci loafers and the park avenue manicure are worth it

 

[gaystoner]

I usually agree with your takes and can not offer proof because it's not worth my time...but I buy half cow/half hog type purchases sometimes twice a year (depends on party hosting) and buy wheels of cheese. I don't have to look very hard and don't live near any major city. In fact I bet it's easier to live in the country and find good whole food without processed stuff than it is the city. You may 'have to drive' but the connections are there and everyone knows a guy for whatever needs you have.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Are white eggs considered weird in the U.S.? They're just eggs. I always thought white was the "default" egg color. When I was growing up, we had white hens and they laid white eggs. They certainly weren't genetically modified or anything.

The main thing with supermarket eggs in America is they've generally be washed and sanitized, and this process removes the natural membrane coating eggs which actually (ironically) helps protect them from bacteria and helps keep them fresh longer, which is also why store-bought American eggs need to be refrigerated and have less nutrition than farm-fresh

 

[NoReturn]

You americans always go on about your "freedoms". Other parts of the world also has freedoms, despite not being signatory to your declaration of independence.>

Yeah well I can call my president a big stinky butthole and say I hate illegal immigration without being hounded by the bobbies, so I've got that on the UK, at least.

 

[Glowie]

Genuine cheeses are replaced with vacuum packed milk powder with additives and food colors. It's enemy to your taste buds and stomach

You now know face of your enemy, secure future for dairy products and pure cheeses. Scorn the pretender.

Hail Halloumi

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

American expat, that came from a city cries about American grocery stores, while only ever shopping at Walmart. If you ever left the city you lived in, you may find that almost every rural area has local slaughterhouses that you can buy local meat and cheese that isn't from Tyson.

I can buy local dairy, meat, cheese, bread in the middle of bumfuck nowhere that isn't Wisconsin, in towns with less than 5k population. Hell that is where I get most of these staples from. I can also go to Walmart to buy processed American singles, but you can buy shitty food in Europe as well.

This is peak Reddit mentality.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Having lived in both America and Europe, it's not so much that good quality meat, cheese, and bread is impossible to find, but that the dogshit stuff seems to be everywhere you look and is dirt cheap. Wonderbread, American cheese, skim milk, Oscar Meyer trash meat - can't escape it.

The one thing America really lags behind on is fish, where even at the nice restaurants you run the risk of getting frozen garbage. On the other hand, it's really hard to find decent peanut butter in Europe for some reason.

 

[Booby Jones]

You americans always go on about your "freedoms". Other parts of the world also has freedoms, despite not being signatory to your declaration of independence.>
Where in Europe are you forced to grow 4 peppers a year on your balcony?

Without knowing which specific europeen country you're at, I couldn't tell you which freedoms I have that you don't but I'm just saying that I can spend 50k in a nonfucked state and have land, a house, and utmost privacy to do whatever I want. Such as go and shoot a deer in his gay deer face and eat him after milking my goats and gathering my chicken's eggs. Maybe it's my ignorance, man I don't know but I also don't care. Fuck I love being an amerilard

 

[TV's Adam West]

Trannies: kiwi farms is a terrorist and a close knit terrorist organization dedicated to murdering trans and POC

Kiwi farms in reality: calling each other niggers and cattle over cheese

 

['Ole Dente]

listen here you slavic borscht-headed fuck

this is all a nigger needs