Debate user 'Null' if America has Cheese, Meat, and Bread.

[Swamp_Donkey]

You don’t even need a high end grocery store to get decent food. Kroger/Fry’s stocks up locally made/grown food all the time. Plenty of things are made in the store too, like bread. There’s even a local dairy brand.

yeah thats why the goalpost got moved. jersh got btfo in the mati thread so he expanded the requirements.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

Fan theory: Sperging about cheese on clearnet and featuring the thread is just Null's way of flexing in LFG's square face about how un-disrupted KF is. A fine psyop, boss, keep it up.

 

[Getting Sentimental]

Eurofags will tell you that they don't eat trash and then pull out the rotten maggot carcass infected cheese wheel that they only eat after soaking it in rabbit piss for 40 fortnites and blessing it with fermented pig shit

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Eurofags will tell you that they don't eat trash and then pull out the rotten maggot carcass infected cheese wheel that they only eat after soaking it in rabbit piss for 40 fortnites and blessing it with fermented pig shit

Wrong. They'll be eating frozen pizzas, potato chips, and microwave meals while sperging at you online.

 

[Tridgeridoo]

Nobody mention that the US is the fifth largest EU beef supplier.

That's not saying much because the vast majority is produced within the EU, not imported. 640M tons consumed, 0.013M tons imported from the US. 0.2% market share.

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

I'm lucky to have access to Minder Meats, and Tillamook is the best large-scale creamery in the USA. There's a few decent bakeries around, but they mostly make desserts instead of proper breads. There is a Franz outlet store on the factory if I really want the freshest possible.

Still agree with Null, though. American food is a shitshow.

 

[Col]

Josh I am going to prove you wrong in a superchat on Friday. You better watch.

 

[Unique User Name]

Florida supermarket, mid 1990s. Asked for bread that wasn't white, like, wholemeal or granary. "Oh, you mean ethnic bread?".

Shit has changed a lot since then, there was a really good post about the market condition shift for small grocers back in the 2010s in the original MATI thread where this sperging all originated from.

Here:
Post in thread '"Mad at the Internet"' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-17084774

 

[JamusActimus]

If Null never left the Us, he would still be blue pilled and defend his yellow fake cheese and his wonderbread.


You really need a red pill to understand how shitty american food is.

 

[LemonParty]

>be me living in rural America
>just finished listening to MATI and remember I need to go grocery shopping
>drive by a few dozen ranchettes with cows grazing in 5 to 10 acre pastures

>cows looked chill so I took a picture
>see the cool orange earrings and realize they must all be pets
>pass the local cheese factory
>sign says "Voted Best Smoked Gouda In The State"
>go to the good grocery store in town not the one for the poors
>thank the Lord there is no Walmart in my town
>at grocery store and can't decide on normal Angus steak, grass fed, bison, or an organic variant of one of these three
>settle for lamb instead
>pass jalapeños goat cheese in the deli on the way out and remember how good it is on smoked salmon

Okay @Null

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

@Null shout me out on MATI this week when you make your redactions.

 

['Ole Dente]

Null’s just mad that we can go to Subway any time we like and get all the banana peppers

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

That's not saying much because the vast majority is produced within the EU, not imported. 640M tons consumed, 0.013M tons imported from the US. 0.2% market share.

Yeah, but with this level of sperging I feel like it’s de facto a one drop rule.

 

[Megaton Punch]

This thread is giving me strong nostalgia for the once-omnipresent threads about how America sucks because we don't make anime, sushi, or katanas. Except in those cases the posters were like 12 years old and got all their information from Steve's Zelda Fan Forum.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Meat - If you live in the midwest you can't drive 30 minutes in any direction without running across a local butcher or meat shop. Also if you hunt, or have people in your family that hunt (if you live in the midwest you definitely do), you have access to real venison, pheasant, duck, every year that you can freeze and eat year round.

But he said it was illegal!!! You are running illegal meat shops!!! Or maybe he's full of shit, I dunno.

 

[Sperghetti]

Nothing will ever make me feel bad about enjoying Velveeta. Sorry.

 

[JambledUpWords]

yeah thats why the goalpost got moved. jersh got btfo in the mati thread so he expanded the requirements.

I think American food for people that don’t live in the US gets a worse rep than it deserves. In countries outside the US, you will only see the highly processed, shelf stable foods in the grocery aisle for “American food,” and the only real exposure to American food outside of that is often McDonald’s. It would be like me looking at the ethnic aisles in my own grocery store and assuming everyone only eats slop because what will often get shipped are the highly processed and shelf stable items.

 

[Castoreum]

@Null shout me out on MATI this week when you make your redactions.

Hoo-wee look at all that Boar's Head. Overpriced brand.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

https://midlandmeatco.com/
Get the behind me, mass market beef Satan.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Cheese, you say?