Debate user 'Null' if America has Cheese, Meat, and Bread.

[dvnc]

Here's the bread, cheese and meat I usually buy. (usually I make pizza with the cheese)

That's literally the same shit we have in different packaging.

 

[Null]

You get back here with those goal posts right now, mister.

My goalposts are firm: I can literally walk into any store around me, in any small shithole goat herder village, and have access to high quality groceries. In the United States, in order to find fresh bread and a variety of cheese, you must drive to the nearest population center and find a specialty store. If you're lucky, there's actually a brick and mortar "old fashioned" bakery.

However, my point about meat stands firm. You cannot find a butchery that is actually a butchery.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

congrats, you have literal bins of one type of soft crusted white clone bread. Travel to Europe.

Bruh, it's bread

 

[Getting Sentimental]

There is a 0% chance that you are 5.5 hour drive from the nearest population center with over 30,000 people.

There is no quality meat, cheese and bread in the US
There is no quality meat, cheese and bread in the US thats not in city centers
There is no quality meat, cheese and bread in the US thats not at a high end grocery store
There is no quality meat, cheese and bread in the US thats not baked fresh everyday
There is no quality meat, cheese and bread in the US thats not 300 miles from a population center (lmao)

Nigga if this was a Soccer game they'd have disqualified you for moving the goalposts this much

 

[Imagine Reading This LOL]

ITT Americamutts cope and seethe trying to convince the rest of the world their "50 different types of cheese" arent just 50 variations of cheddar, their "dozens of types of bread" arent highly processed wheat goyslop with more preservatives and chemical agents than flour and their "meat" arent mass produced estrogen filled protein slabs from one of four meat processing companies.

 

[Stan]

And you might think if you walk down to your local deli you can buy a cut right off a local cow. WRONG!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!!!!! It is FEDERALLY ILLEGAL to sell meat you butchered yourself. The only way you buy local meat butchered by a guy you know is to buy half of an entire cow to get what is called 'custom meat', which CANNOT be sold as individual cuts. ALL meat in the US is from slaughterhouses.

The trick around this is selling the meat on the hoof. Nobody can stop you from slaughtering them by yourself and eating it.

So here's your Project Mayhem assignment: find me the highest quality meat, cheese, and bread in your local area. Let me know how right I am. (If you're going to take a picture, strip out EXIF data before posting it; the forum does not strip EXIF data on its own.)

Are you really quoting Fight Club? Can you be any more cliche?

FWIW I LIKE American Cheese. I lived in Europe for a year, I know what you're on about. Fite me, the cheez is tasty

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

In the United States, in order to find fresh bread and a variety of cheese, you must drive to the nearest population center and find a specialty store.

kroger and walmart are not specialty stores.

 

[Null]

Bruh, it's bread

It's a soft crusted white bread. There are other types. Sometimes you may prefer other types. If you have a preference, you cannot satisfy them in a store in the United States.

 

['Ole Dente]

Why is this even a problem? I grew up in the french countryside, i’ve had these things and Null is right. They are superior, they are fantastic, but we’re all living at the ends of our means right now. So what if I buy shitty bread that lasts forever, I need it to.

 

[Null]

There is no quality meat, cheese and bread in the US
There is no quality meat, cheese and bread in the US thats not in city centers
There is no quality meat, cheese and bread in the US thats not at a high end grocery store
There is no quality meat, cheese and bread in the US thats not baked fresh everyday
There is no quality meat, cheese and bread in the US thats not 300 miles from a population center (lmao)

Nigga if this was a Soccer game they'd have disqualified you for moving the goalposts this much

You are USDA certified niggercattle

 

[Chimplord1997]

>holidaytimes
>go to grocery store, buy big ham on sale for 8 dollars
>cook it and save the meat for bean and ham soup/sandwiches/omelets
>take the bone with all the meat flecks on it and make congee with some rice
>get a fuck ton of bone collagen and ham chunk infused rice porridge that freezes well and tastes good

 

[Blackstar]

It's really nice that we can stop worrying about troons and deplatforming for a moment, and have a total retard civil war about cheese.

 

[WelperHelper99]

You mean cheese curds. Yeah, they're delicious, yeah, they're hard to find. Probably no easier to get them in whatever Null's current home is, though.

There's this magical factory on the Utah Idaho border called Gossners, that makes cheese and cheese curds. You can take hone bags of the shit, it's so good

 

[The Blue Morpho]

It's a soft crusted white bread. There are other types. Sometimes you may prefer other types. If you have a preference, you cannot satisfy them in a store in the United States.

I can get marble rye, focaccia, etc at the supermarket 2 minutes away you copeing expat know-it-all

 

[Null]

I can get marble rye, focaccia, etc at the supermarket 2 minutes away you copeing expat know-it-all

where did the cow come from nigger

 

[Oddjob OTP]

I lived in Florida and have lived in the midwest, Null is just generalizing from Florida because unlike most of the midwest most of Florida went directly from uninhabitable swamp to suburban housing in the last 50 years without ever stopping in rural like the rest of the US. There is no food culture in Florida. There is no culture at all in Florida outside of places that the Spanish decided were actually habitable in the 1500s. If you live in rural fuck all midwest you will not only know where a local bakery is and be able to buy locally produced cheese at Meijer and Kroger you will have acquaintances rope you into unsolicited conversations about how they are splitting a cow with the Henderson's or how they have 400 pounds of venison in their deep freeze.

tl;dr Null is generalizing from Florida and Florida is a cultureless cesspool with cool alligators.

 

['Ole Dente]

>holidaytimes
>go to grocery store, buy big ham on sale for 8 dollars
>cook it and save the meat for bean and ham soup/sandwiches/omelets
>take the bone with all the meat flecks on it and make congee with some rice
>get a fuck ton of bone collagen and ham chunk infused rice porridge that freezes well and tastes good

You’re still a faggot because unlike Null, you aren’t buying it cut straight from a pig, right in front of you, by some Baba Yaga voodoo bitch in her fly filled straw hut, so fuckin’ pipe down.

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

ITT Americamutts cope and seethe trying to convince the rest of the world their "50 different types of cheese" arent just 50 variations of cheddar, their "dozens of types of bread" arent highly processed wheat goyslop with more preservatives and chemical agents than flour and their "meat" arent mass produced estrogen filled protein slabs from one of four meat processing companies.

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You Eurofags can ride your high-horses into hell because the reality around me when I walk outside will never be the same as the fantasy America you have made up in order to cope with the mudslime ridden shitholes you have made for yourselves.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

where did the cow come from nigger

That wasn't a cow, that was ur mom

 

[Cucktry Roads]

So we have goyslop?