Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

[Furry killer]

Cyraxx, some gross retard covered in scabs, has threatened to kill a bunch of people because he keeps getting trolled and is now so mainstream many YouTubers talk about him. His biggest (literally) a-log, Marty, bought an AirBnB right next to him knowing it would piss him off. Cyraxx, being a retard, charges up to assault him and is punched in the nose, causing it to bleed.

The Cyraxx thread participants INSIST that this is the height of comedy, and I do not have personal discretion in if I should feature this content or not, because I did feature Ethan Ralph getting beat senseless like a fat gay baby on the streets of Lisbon by one of his a-logs. I've banned like 5 people for a week at this point (1 became permanent because he created a sock account immediately) and the war rages on.

So, is this the feature worthy content you, denizens of this website, thirst for?

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[Consider Lizärds]

The Akron Goblin Coward getting his ass kicked by a fat guy hahahahaha(I never thought he would show up, tho. Maybe he shouldn't have..)

Done.
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Front page worthy? Or just too retarded? @Null

 

[Null]

I have less than zero interest in featuring, promoting, or encouraging some dude assaulting a lolcow.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

I have less than zero interest in featuring, promoting, or encouraging some dude assaulting a lolcow.

Cyraxx literally charged him after years of death threats. Cyraxx could have had I knife of something. If he didn't want his nose to bleed lightly then he should have stayed inside.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I have less than zero interest in featuring, promoting, or encouraging some dude assaulting a lolcow.

People who claim themselves as badass sigma males getting a dose of reality is always funny. Happened to Warski twice, Ethan Ralph (Portugal 2 and Kingpin) and now to Cyrax. It would have happened to plenty of other people featured in this website if they actually tried to square up IRL.

Is not the assault itself that is funny. Is that Cyrax has threatened to kill Marty plenty of times with different objects like guns, tripods and hammers only to culminate in a one second battle where just begs for mercy. There is footage of him MMA training for a fight with Marty saying that he would destroy him forever which ended in Cyrax hiding in his attic while calling the cops for help when he actually showed up outside of his house.

There is a difference between an unprovoked assault and somebody who clearly had it coming. It's a white trash fight and a funny one at that given the context.

 

[Null]

yeah so a guy fucks with him for years and winds up a literal retard and then visits him irl to provoke a fight. he can be legally in the right. i'm not featuring it.

i don't know anything about this guy and i don't care. enjoy your funny content. i don't have to share it.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

Cyraxx literally charged him after years of death threats. Cyraxx could have had I knife of something. If he didn't want his nose to bleed lightly then he should have stayed inside.

Marty was staying in an airBnB in spitting distance of Cyraxx. You think he was there to make peace? He paid to get the fight he wanted. Raxx is certainly a lolcow, but they're both retards.

 

[Guntburglar]

I have less than zero interest in featuring, promoting, or encouraging some dude assaulting a lolcow.

You featured Ralph beating escapades how many times?

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

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drift king holdscourt... this guy just doesnt seem to learn?
Special Thanks to The Drift King Music Biz Marty
Full Stream HERE
(Video edited with Chance only content)
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04/03/2023 - Marty return to Stream WITH CHANCE
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Spoiler: Time Stamp: 04.35-13.31

- Marty start stream with a long as intro, at the end Chance and Marty are already on panel
- Marty baited Chance to panel by saying Chance was arrested and in jail
- Chance have a tissue up his nose, seem he still bleeding, looks like Chance is starting to form a black eye, his entire head looks banged up
- Chance still claiming that Marty nearly killed him ... again (video shows otherwise)
- Chance trying to change what happened, saying he was only there to talk to Marty, not fight (Video shows he Charged at marty)
- Marty stating his version of events, Chance claims Marty didn't have the right to defend himself if someone charges at him

- Chance haven't learnt a single thing, his ego, confidence and delusion left unharmed
- Chance claim he did a "death rattle" scream... (and not a sissy girl scream)
- Marty ask Chance have he learnt anything tonight.. "Your a fucken asshole, and your the king of nothing".. (i guess not)

- Chance claims Marty doesn't know how to fight, as chance thinks there are rules in a street fight and Marty didn't follows those rules
- More threats of arrest by Chance, Chance also choosing his words more
- Egoist Chance thinks that he "survived" a fight makes him a winner and a bad ass (balling up in the fetus position, screaming HEEELP like a little bitch, also help you survive)
- Now Chance claims that Marty's community said that he went too far (more lies, as there only just afew individual who didn't like watching someone beat a loud mouth retard in general)
- Chance invite Marty over to help "shut him up", Chance continue to try and taunt Marty
- Marty taunts Chance by saying he moving to akron, this seem to scare chance abit and puts Chance in a rage

- Chance's internet starts playing up, as he keeps cutting in and out
- Chance keeps calling Marty "delusional", "Needs mental help",
- Marty stated that Chance talked big but hit the ground pretty fast, Chance complains that Marty didn't let him fight and the footage "shows it"
- Marty ask Chance if he would like to watch the footage together.. Chance starts calling Marty names and insults
- Chance say after tonight he will never go on Marty's panel ever again (again and again)
- Chris-chan is brought up again by Chance, stating it was Marty who bully Chris-Chan and he doing the same thing to him (this is Chance's fact)
- Sally say something to chance, chance quit panel

I swear I heard Marty talking about a pred poacher unit having an audio recording of Cyraxx talking with another decoy.

I have less than zero interest in featuring, promoting, or encouraging some dude assaulting a lolcow.

It's more of a fuck around and find out moment for this cow in particular. But, it would still look bad for the site if it were featured. "The evil tranny killing site, Kiwifarms, now features the mentally and physically handicapped being assaulted!"

 

[IslamaGato]

I'm surprised this hasn't been featured yet.

 

[Null]

You featured Ralph beating escapades how many times?

Ralph first got beat up by total strangers and then by a dude and his friend. Cog was not from the forum, was someone Ralph knew, someone Ralph had instigated for months, and who was not a 'troll' but sort-of an equal in streaming. It was literally just two streamers having a fight in Portugal. Ralph is also not a full-blown mentally handicapped person.

I'm just not featuring it. I'm sorry if you feel this is incongruous with previous decisions but I am not going to take the time to learn about Cyraxx and Marty and their history to decide if I can excuse showing up at some dude's house and picking a fight with him. From what limited information I know, it's not funny. I saw descriptions of him screaming and I'm not interested in seeing the content.

All I know about Cyraxx is that he's a mainstream horrorcow that million subscriber channels cover all the time. I'm sure it'll get enough attention without my help. There are no guidelines for a feature tagline written in stone. This does not inhibit your ability to use the forum. I owe you nothing.

 

[Fools Idol]

In my experience it’s rare for actual gun owners to use phrases like “suck off a shotgun”
But who knows, maybe a late term abortion knows first hand. Couldn’t argue with that!

You okay? Want to try that one again?

 

[Wimmig]

Morning update with Cyraxx:

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

www.youtube.com

His nose is twice the size it was last night.
Lmfao
Pretends that people are caring about his health
GoInG tO TaKe EvErY LeGaL AcTiOn AgAiNsT MSB
Pretends people are caring about his health some more
Going back to recording music with his fucked nose.

 

[IEATMYOWNCUM]

yeah so a guy fucks with him for years and winds up a literal retard and then visits him irl to provoke a fight. he can be legally in the right. i'm not featuring it.

i don't know anything about this guy and i don't care. enjoy your funny content. i don't have to share it.

Cyrax literally left his house, went to where Marty was residing, ran towards him and only stopped when he got his nose broken.

I get what you're trying to get at, saying Marty instigated it, but he didn't, he provoked Cyrax by travelling to his neighbourhood and Cyrax instigated a fight because of this.

I would also instigate a fight if some random weebu tracked me down and rented a house in my street.

 

[Delamain]

Nulls decision Makes sense:
Lets go brass tacks on absolute face value
This video is of a handicapped dude charging at a fat fuck and then getting absolutely bodied to the point he lets out a bloodcurdling shriek
Yeah cyrax is a shitty person but any passerby isn’t going to be privy to past acts it looks like some horrible torturing of goblin kind
Edit:
And let’s face it that’s low hanging fruit there’s way too many bad actors itching for another excuse to go after this site again and having a literal round of kick the autistic ™ as featured content is something that can do that

 

[Fools Idol]

 

[Goblin9]

You featured Ralph beating escapades how many times?

Personal agenda VS actual funny content. I doubt you will convince Null when his social group have a grudge against Ralph and Null won't even watch a minute long video. It's a shame as the farms would enjoy it.

Nulls decision Makes sense:
Lets go brass tacks on absolute face value
This video is of a handicapped dude charging at a fat fuck and then getting absolutely bodied to the point he lets out a bloodcurdling shriek
Yeah cyrax is a shitty person but any passerby isn’t going to be privy to past acts it looks like some horrible torturing of goblin kind

Face value?
A shirtless bald dwarf acting like a gangster is told to come over to a fat guy. He lunges at him and gets smacked. Fat guy taunts him asking him who the king is and then bald dwarf scurries away.

This is going to make it into a lot of rekt compilations because it's funny at face value.

 

[Jasper2K]

Nulls decision Makes sense:
Lets go brass tacks on absolute face value
This video is of a handicapped dude charging at a fat fuck and then getting absolutely bodied to the point he lets out a bloodcurdling shriek
Yeah cyrax is a shitty person but any passerby isn’t going to be privy to past acts it looks like some horrible torturing of goblin kind

Yeah Null is the passerby when it comes to Cyrax. Go show any random person the "fight" and see what their reaction is. They don't understand the deep lore. You would understand Marty is a bit of a lolcow himself or at the very least an orbiter.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Nulls decision Makes sense:
Lets go brass tacks on absolute face value
This video is of a handicapped dude charging at a fat fuck and then getting absolutely bodied to the point he lets out a bloodcurdling shriek
Yeah cyrax is a shitty person but any passerby isn’t going to be privy to past acts it looks like some horrible torturing of goblin kind

Any passerby isn't going to know that Raxx has told Marty to come up to fight, or that he's blamed Marty for the death of someone Marty cared about, and threatened to hurt the kids of Marty's GF.

A lot of people would feel pity for the goblin at first glance, and, without extensive autism, it looks like he really been bullied for seven years.

 

[IEATMYOWNCUM]

Nulls decision Makes sense:
Lets go brass tacks on absolute face value
This video is of a handicapped dude charging at a fat fuck and then getting absolutely bodied to the point he lets out a bloodcurdling shriek
Yeah cyrax is a shitty person but any passerby isn’t going to be privy to past acts it looks like some horrible torturing of goblin kind
Edit:
And let’s face it that’s low hanging fruit there’s way too many bad actors itching for another excuse to go after this site again and having a literal round of kick the autistic ™ as featured content is something that can do that

Wouldn't that apply to all lolcows?