Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

[Delamain]

Wouldn't that apply to all lolcows?

I can count the number of lolcows I’ve seen getting assaulted beaten up with one hand

 

[IEATMYOWNCUM]

I can count the number of lolcows I’ve seen getting assaulted beaten up with one hand

You missed the point

 

[Goblin9]

Any passerby isn't going to know that Raxx has told Marty to come up to fight, or that he's blamed Marty for the death of someone Marty cared about, and threatened to hurt the kids of Marty's GF.

A lot of people would feel pity for the goblin at first glance, and, without extensive autism, it looks like he really been bullied for seven years.

I disagree. Without context you can't tell Cyrax is a deformed midget. He's not that short and he's acting like a tough guy. It's less beating up a disabled guy and more like hitting a gangster wannabe. And it becomes funny when it goes from "I told you not to come here BOY!" to "PLEASE! I'M SORRY!!!" and Marty gets him up and calls him a bitch as he lets him run off.

I've shown the video to friends with no context and they all found it funny. It's talk shit get hit not obese whale bodies disabled weirdo. It's a tough guy wannabe getting bodied for shit talking and going from bad ass to ass blasted pussy.

 

[JustStopDude]

You really got to appreciate users who think if they annoy Null enough, he is going to do what you want.

Because backing down is what null is known for. Lol

 

[Amewsed]

Who cares if it is featured?

Just follow the thread.

 

[Nick Gars]

I can’t imagine rushing someone, getting beaten, squealing like a pig and saying please let me go then still acting like you’re a badass. I’d drink myself into a shameful stupor and never go on stream again

I'm almost certain actual shame is too nuanced a concept for Chance's little brain. He may feel momentary regret for getting himself into trouble, but having shame would imply Chance has the ability to actually reflect upon his actions beyond "me no like be hit". His raging afterwards is cope from an angry little retard who's more upset he didn't get his way than he is about getting his ass beat, he'll use that "AT LEAST I SHOWED UP MORTY!" accolade as a point in his delusional favor till he inevitably dies alone in a ditch.

 

[Shush]

Back to the man of the hour, wanted to see if I could hear how many punches it took before the goblin went from wanting to murder to groveling, so adjusted the audio.

To me it sounds like five total. Two punches, take-down, then three more. How many hit points does that give him?

Also, archive of the update:

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

 

[Woyzeck]

I have less than zero interest in featuring, promoting, or encouraging some dude assaulting a lolcow.

What "less than zero" looks like.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Back to the man of the hour, wanted to see if I could hear how many punches it took before the goblin went from wanting to murder to groveling, so adjusted the audio.
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To me it sounds like five total. Two punches, take-down, then three more. How many hit points does that give him?

Also, archive of the update:
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"He threw the first punch. I ran up to him to try to dodge and get out of the way."
Cyraxx Logic at it's finest.

 

[Fools Idol]

Wouldn't that apply to all lolcows?

You can't expect every bit of news about any given lolcow to be headline worthy because the top of the site would be full 24/7. Here's the problem, sometimes people go way to deep on an individual and then suddenly any news about them is the most important thing this month. You rationalize fucking with them because they are totally the devil incarnate.

Karl Kasarda is a name you probably aren't familiar with, his thread is fairly new and he's only really known to a small community of gunTubers but he's in the middle of a multi month long meltdown. His friend even has an account here. There's fun to be had but no one is demanding attention over in that thread. That's most of this site, how many threads do you think there are?

 

[Delamain]

To me it sounds like five total. Two punches, take-down, then three more. How many hit points does that give him?

It sounds like the one that broke his nose is the one that caused the banshee screech

 

[Goblin9]

Because backing down is what null is known for. Lol

Infinity next?

Back to the man of the hour, wanted to see if I could hear how many punches it took before the goblin went from wanting to murder to groveling, so adjusted the audio.
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To me it sounds like five total. Two punches, take-down, then three more. How many hit points does that give him?

Also, archive of the update:
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One of them is a slap. Marty takes him down and then Cyrax tries to hit him after he's on the floor. Marty slaps him and I think that's when the begging starts. It matches the idea that Marty took him down and was willing to stop, Chance tries to hit him so Marty smacks him and pins him to the floor. He starts squealing and Marty gets off him and tells him to GTFO.

 

[Null]

What "less than zero" looks like.

If you're going to throw a fucking fit over something this petty you can fuck off.

 

[IEATMYOWNCUM]

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If you're going to throw a fucking fit over something this petty you can fuck off.

Only person taking a fit is you lmao

 

[Woyzeck]

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If you're going to throw a fucking fit over something this petty you can fuck off.

Is it throwing a fit or is it pointing out a funny little contradiction? You get worked up so easily, maybe YOU should log off for a bit. Play some Factorio, calm down.

 

[Fools Idol]

Only person taking a fit is you lmao

People are entitled to not give a fuck you know? The only people demanding attention and bitching that you aren't getting it is you.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

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If you're going to throw a fucking fit over something this petty you can fuck off.

I WANT MY LOLCOW FEATURED NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!

 

[TyrasGuard]

If you're going to throw a fucking fit over something this petty you can fuck off.

The fight is all over lolcow YouTube, it already has a lot of traction.

I think what people are arguing is not the lack of a feature and more the "i don't want to feature a dude assaulting a lolcow" argument when you featured the Gunt being assaulted twice (which he had coming but both of them were assaults on his person).

Seems like the only difference between this and the Gunt is whether or not you knew the deep lore beforehand.

 

[Pathos]

Bro, it’s just a one second fight. Do we REALLY need to advertise cyrax to the rest of the farms userbase? I like my little patch of heaven here, it’s cozy seeing the same faces in the thread. Let’s keep things as is.