Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

[Goblin9]

This is getting off topic. Can you guys get AirBnBs already and try to frame it better than Marty did please?

Where is the archive of the second Chance video from last night? He shows off his wounds on facebook I think? It hasn't been posted here yet.

 

[Null]

The fight is all over lolcow YouTube, it already has a lot of traction.

I think what people are arguing is not the lack of a feature and more the "i don't want to feature a dude assaulting a lolcow" argument when you featured the Gunt being assaulted twice (which he had coming).

Seems like the only difference between this and the Gunt is whether or not you knew the deep lore beforehand.

I've already explained the difference. I don't know how many more times I'm going to be tagged into this to defend a decision which has zero material impact on the thread besides making it worse for an entire week as retards come in to make drive-by comments with the most obvious first glance takes imaginable. I can promise you that my impression of the people in this thread is rotting very quickly and my desire to feature whatever fucking bullshit you're begging me to justify not featuring is now about ten times lower than it was an hour ago, like from "ehh probably not" to "absolutely not".

For future record, because apparently you dumb motherfuckers don't actually use the site except to further your crusade against whoever the fuck this retard is, I feature shit that is FUNNY. If you're going to ask me to feature something, tell me why I should think it's FUNNY. Why people who've never heard of him would find it FUNNY. If it's not FUNNY, or at the very least interesting and consequential, then I don't want to feature it. Litigating the issue with me as "WELL YOU FEATURED RALPH!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!" just makes me hate you for wasting my fucking time.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

Marty was staying in an airBnB in spitting distance of Cyraxx. You think he was there to make peace? He paid to get the fight he wanted. Raxx is certainly a lolcow, but they're both retards.

No but I don't think he was looking for a fist fight. The fact Chance only had a bloody nose proves it.

 

[Guntburglar]

What "less than zero" looks like.
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Peak Jannry

Jewsh can pretend he's shepherding cows safety when he has in fact condone cows being assaulted, they just have to be the /right ones/ I guess.

 

[Null]

You are EXTREMELY WELCOME to go join a Discord group oriented to beating up retards and the fuck out of here.

 

[Fools Idol]

What is there to debate here?

 

[Ed Weed]

Really wish the retards asking for this to be featured would fuck off.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

I literally do not care if the thread is featured or not. I will make fun of those sperging about it though. A majority of the people begging for the thread to be features seldom post in the Cyraxx thread itself. Neither outcome will be perfect. If it's featured more people will have eyes on Cyraxx, and may try to A-Log & Ween following the steps of Marty. At the end of the day Cyraxx had it coming, it was content and that's all that matters. The footage isn't even that good due to the time of day, and overall grainy quality. Still funny though

 

[Sammich]

Josh mad, many such cases.

 

[Goblin9]

What is there to debate here?

Should Null lock threads when he gets butt hurt over posts?

Null was asked to feature a tard fight and said no he doesn't want to promote violence against tards. Thread showed he linked Ralph fights in featured. Null gets butt hurt and says no on said why it was funny and should be featured despite many of us debating if it's funny without context (it is). Null locks thread because he's losing the argument.

I think it should be featured because gangster cyrax to bitch cyrax is funny. He reads the site and his biggest moment of shame will be spread far and wide. And it's funny seeing a dwarf get his face rearranged. Null won't feature it now because he will lose face if he does. Which is a shame because it's funny and would make other kiwis laugh.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Features are gay and ruin threads for pages on end. Cyrax screaming like a dying rabbit is kinda funny but this ultimately proves what an attention hungry cow MBM is.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Weens aren't funny, and Marty is the biggest ween of them all. Literally. Dude must weigh 500 pounds. He's about 3 McChickens away from cardiac arrest at any given moment. The biggest disappointment here is that he didn't die from the exertion of wailing on the little goblin-man.

 

[Null]

I locked the thread because retards kept tagging me to debate something that was not a debate. I said no and I noted how unpersuasive their arguments were.

When threads are so incredibly shit that I can't even operate the forum normally without random users going apeshit at me, it actually takes a moment to figure out what I want to do with it. Sometimes it warrants a deeper inspection of who's posting there and why. Sometimes it requires a new mod to sort out users who are shit.

Your point about "it would make him mad!" again shows how you're either a brand new user without a fucking clue of how this site operates, or you're an old banned user on his 100th account shitting out 10 posts a day who is too autistic to figure it out. How a lolcow reacts to their thread or their thread being featured is never, ever a factor in how I choose to moderate the site. I don't care if it'd make them happy or sad or angry. It does not factor into my decisions and this has been policy for years.

Literally, lurk moar. Stop posting. Stop fucking crying.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I find it rather shocking that people want to see someone else getting hurt to show some sort of "moral dominance" they have over them.

This was a fight between two people who absolutely hate each other, and one has been tormenting the other for years. This is like if Clyde Cash rented 13 Branchland Court and goaded CWC to have an all out fight in the middle of the street.

The one thing that I caught onto in that video is Cyrax exclaiming "Why won't you leave me alone?!". Pretty much all the great unwashed watching this and hearing that would conclude this is a man at the end of his rope and not behaving rationally. This is not a good video.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Jersh is correct and you people often have morbid tastes in entertainment which is quite worrisome and makes me think some of you are psychopathic and should be treated in a dedicated facility.

 

[eaglesfan665]

if the anthrax event wasn't featured, this shouldn't be either

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

I find it rather shocking that people want to see someone else getting hurt to show some sort of "moral dominance" they have over them.

This was a fight between two people who absolutely hate each other, and one has been tormenting the other for years. This is like if Clyde Cash rented 13 Branchland Court and goaded CWC to have an all out fight in the middle of the street.

People get emotionally invested in cows because they have nothing going on in their lives. They actually hate Cyrax as if they know him and have been personally scorned by him. This makes random acts of cow tipping like this deeply gratifying to these loser faggots

 

[draggs]

What "less than zero" looks like.
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Dont all those stickers demonstrate that featuring was unnecessary to get attention or whatever it was you spergs wanted?

 

[Sky King]

Jersh is correct and you people often have morbid tastes in entertainment which is quite worrisome and makes me think some of you are psychopathic and should be treated in a dedicated facility.

While discussing the event's absurdity or the probability of its occurrence wouldn't bother me, I found the widespread encouragement of it quite strange.

 

[dankogrg2]

Guys, why can't we care about each other, be nice and not be angry and mean?
That is so sad.