Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

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Should we feature the Cyraxx thread?

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Goblin9 said:
Should Null lock threads when he gets butt hurt over posts?

Null was asked to feature a tard fight and said no he doesn't want to promote violence against tards. Thread showed he linked Ralph fights in featured. Null gets butt hurt and says no on said why it was funny and should be featured despite many of us debating if it's funny without context (it is). Null locks thread because he's losing the argument.

I think it should be featured because gangster cyrax to bitch cyrax is funny. He reads the site and his biggest moment of shame will be spread far and wide. And it's funny seeing a dwarf get his face rearranged. Null won't feature it now because he will lose face if he does. Which is a shame because it's funny and would make other kiwis laugh.
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It's his site he can lock whatever thread he likes, and if you look it unlocked now anyway. He explained why he thinks the Ralph shit was different, in case you forgot here it is:
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Ralph first got beat up by total strangers and then by a dude and his friend. Cog was not from the forum, was someone Ralph knew, someone Ralph had instigated for months, and who was not a 'troll' but sort-of an equal in streaming. It was literally just two streamers having a fight in Portugal. Ralph is also not a full-blown mentally handicapped person.
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You might disagree with that but that's his opinion. It was you people who immediately jumped down the guy's throat. I'm going to be honest with you, the Cyrax content isn't funny it fucking disgusting, mostly because of the man himself but also because of faggots like Marty. The simple fact is that you are too involved with Cyrax.
 
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I agree with null, Null has always disagreed with some of the users actively messing with the lolcows so I don't think he changed his stance on this. I remember him having a massive sperg out about some Wings haters so I think he just follows his doctrine of begging the users to not get actively involved - if that however is the correct way to handle things is to be determined. Either way, that video and the comments are funny af
 
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I found the events humorous myself, but ultimately it's Null's decision as to what goes on the top page, and we shouldn't argue with that as it will damage the community and/or website.

If it was featured anyway, hundreds of unaware KF users would feel empathy for a grandma abuser, and known pedophile.
 
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I tried being nice homie
Null said:
Your point about "it would make him mad!" again shows how you're either a brand new user without a fucking clue of how this site operates, or you're an old banned user on his 100th account shitting out 10 posts a day who is too autistic to figure it out. How a lolcow reacts to their thread or their thread being featured is never, ever a factor in how I choose to moderate the site. I don't care if it'd make them happy or sad or angry. It does not factor into my decisions and this has been policy for years.
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My reason for suggesting it is it's funny. Making him mad is not the reason to feature it, it's a bonus.

Must have a lot of users on their 100th account if the admin closes threads and bans users for pointing out they're wrong. Did you finish Infinity next yet?

Null also changed the threads tag from Horror cow to Cult cow when losing the argument. Which is rather petty and an obvious jab at the thread users.
 
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I thought (and I guess I was mistaken in this) that featuring something would give users unfamiliar with the cows, something funny to look at, obviously if you watch the clip without any context it's just a fat dude beating a midget but if you just scroll back a little bit (Or just skim thru the highlights) and catch at least one of the many rants of Cyraxx saying how he was "Battle tested" and "Weight doesn't mean shit in a fight because I got SPEED on my side" only to culminate in a one second fight with Cyraxx begging like a girl after all that tough guy talk then it makes more sense.

Obviously most clips watched without context will look weird, which is why I mentioned the Gunt beatings in Portugal. One was Ralph beaten to a pulp and the other was a couple of A-Logs literally flying from UK to Portugal just to fuck with him. If you don't have the context of "Ralph went to Portugal to own Andy Warski" and "Ralph went to Portugal again to prove he could have a good time unlike his first trip" then you are just featuring a fat american getting mugged and beaten on the street.

There is more to the story and I thought users would take the time to at least scan the thread to know what the fuck the big deal is. Or why people are celebratring that a fat fuck is beating on a midget in the middle of Ohio. Just like there would be more to the "2 guys from UK take a flight to beat a fat retarded american on the street" story.

I don't give a shit if it's featured (The clip was already featured in multiple Youtube channels) or not but if you are telling me that it's not funny when somebody assaults a lolcow then I guess Ralph getting beaten to a pulp and mugged by thugs and a-lawgs in a foreign country must've been super funny for Null if it was featured.

And it was, since I know the context but I see no difference between this fight and those fights.
 
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Marty posts himself beating the shit out of a clearly easy target, then goes and tries to virtue signal his audience like, "I don't understand all this praise for a retard getting stomped on." He wants it both ways and to somehow be above the people he is clearly trying to make videos for which is fucking lame.
 
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It's almost the exact same scenario as Ralph's beating too. Trolls show up to fuck with a lolcow, lolcow charges them, gets his shit wrecked. I'm with others in that I'm not ruling out the possibility that Cyrax had a weapon too, he is both more retarded and more clever than people give him credit for and I don't think he would have charged Marty without a plan.

Featuring the thread could have gotten a lot of new people interested in him and I think it's pretty sad not to.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Null makes the rules, I'm just here to laugh at people.

And really, it was tiring seeing all the Fresh Meat users in there whining about how Marty beat up a defenseless retard.
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Yeah that was the worst. I think the lesson here is that Null needs to finally turn off the ability for people to @ him, people have been saying this for years. He gets really angry when he gets mass @'d so he should just turn it off.
 
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Who fucking cares if it gets featured. Anyone arguing with Null over this is a stupid faggot.

I think the video is funny because a pedophile got the shit smacked out of him.

But that being said, Marty is really taking shit way too far by renting a fucking house up the street from rax just to fuck with him. His entire life revolves around fucking with one specific attic dwelling goblin, he is just as much of a retarded faggot as cyrax.

All in all its a stupid argument and everyone who's pussy is all ass hurt cause Josh won't feature a stupid fucking post on a stupid fucking forum is a stupid fucking faggot.

Im glad the thread is unlocked though, cyrax is honestly just as funny as chris chan and I like to make jokes about the shit going on. But for fucks sake his trolls are retarded and it doesn't matter if the post gets featured.
 
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Goblin9 said:
Null also changed the threads tag from Horror cow to Cult cow when losing the argument. Which is rather petty and an obvious jab at the thread users.
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It's a jab at Marty stans (like you) not thread users, honestly your sperg out over me calling out Marty's community for their continued a-log ESC behavior is aging like fine wine (especially after you claimed I was apart of the goon squad lmao). I am an avid watcher of the goblin, however I can easily see how this fight looks out of context. You can't. Null is the sole authority of what gets featured on his site. The Marty stans pissed em off and that's never a good thing to do when you want him em to do something for you. Honestly everything null did here makes sense. Plus you're reaction to the cultcow label helps make the label make more sense. Cyraxx is a very niche horrowcow but with a avid following. There's literally one troll (though alog can easily be applied here.) Who fucks with him constantly. There's 4+ years or so of lore and multiple boring 10+ hr livestreams that people have to sit through to get the entire context of this goblin dwarf and his alog.

Everything here makes sense, except for those in the cult.
 
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