Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

[Alabama Gamer]

Marty was challenging cyrax to a racing game to see who was the "drift king"

But surely a certain Irishman already holds that title.

As far as on-topic discussion goes, I literally had never heard of Cyrax before people started asking Nool to cover it on MATI. This feels like the lolcow equivalent of "Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded." Nobody follows him, he's too mainstream. This probably isn't worth a feature, if for no other reason than to dissuade the ayylawgs.

 

[Big Fat Frog]

Marty could have literally shot Cyraxx dead in the street and I would have been okay with it. Rapists and pedophiles get the bullet.

 

[Bioniclelover]

It's the audio that makes it insane.

I'll be frank - the audio isn't that good either. I can't hear shit besides Cyrax screaming and some muffled gibberish.

If you need context for it to be funny then maybe it is not actually that funny.

 

[Quartermaster]

There's nothing funny or interesting about an A-log fucking with a lolcow and them fighting.
This sucks

 

[Fortyone]

A rapist and a pedophile, huh?
Shit... Fuck it. Marty should have ended the goblin. In mine craft of course.

One time he made a sob story how he was "raped" by a blind kid in high school at a sleepover (he kept changing how it happened every time someone asked) and they actually got the blind guy (known as blind billy) on a livestream and he revealed it was actually cyrax doing the raping and that cyrax was actually expelled for the rape incident. cyraxx is a 3rd generation pedophile and both his father and allegedly his grandfather were pedophiles, and he himself has tried to continue the cycle by hitting on underage girls on numerous occasions.

 

[DrBoom]

Anytime I have been even slightly interested in learning about Cyrax, I instantly get bored or weirded out by it, the threads are filled with fucking weirdos and every YouTube video is some 40 minute long expose by a monotone voiced faggot with no charisma, trying to explain how this shit is funny and why I should care. Calling people faggots when they dont understand how your borderline fetishistic obsession with someone who is very clearly a retard only makes you look fucking weird. What the fuck do you people even do when you arnt chronically online? Do you even talk to real people? How are you like this? Are you ok?

Then the only thing I can find is "He talks to minors" which, without even looking, I am already going to be skeptical about that. Because you are so unable to present yourselves like normal fucking people for just long enough that you can tell me that BEFORE you enter a retarded tirade of acting like everyone's a faggot but you. Maybe he is a pedo, fuck him, but you clearly do not give a fuck about these kids. People who give a fuck about the safety of children don't act like this. You are just setting it up so you can justify being a retard under the guise of "I am protecting kids".

Where did the fucking comedy go?

LAUGH

 

[HackerX]

The issue is, you still have to take into account that the fat guy has devoted significant effort, time, and money to get the beatdown.

That fact is something rational cow enjoyers can't glance over. Any outcome is going to be tainted by that fact.

 

[Lurker]

Cyrax has challenged Marty to a fight to the death numerous times and threatened to "annihilate his family", get him fired from work, sent ip loggers to marty and his viewers etc. Almost daily. Marty actually showed up to Cyrax's house twice before after cyrax offered to fight him in person and cyrax bitched out both times. Marty assumed cyrax would bitch out a 3rd time and wasn't even confronting him when cyrax came to him (after threatening to kill Marty if he showed up in Akron) and then got his ass beat and literally begged for mercy after throwing the first punch.

Alot of the aversion to cyrax itt seems to be people who are ignorant of the lore and the buildup to this event, and some of the context and just think a fat retard beat a smaller weaker retard on camera and feel bad for the goblin (who just so happened to rape a blind kid, strangle his grandmother, and has tried to hook up with young girls a few times as recently as last week, but because he isn't a tranny he's given the benefit of the doubt for some reason).

oh, okay, i see, so you're saying that when a retarded tsimfuckis look-alike makes threats that he is clearly unable to carry out, it is justified and also hilarious for some other slightly less-retarded dude who's like 4 times his size to beat the shit out of him. this Marty retard instigated this confrontation by intentionally getting an airbnb near Cyraxx.

like i said to another retard earlier in this thread, why don't you call the police instead of circlejerking with the other cyraxxfags? if you care so very much that this dangerous evil pedophile is out and about, do something about it. you won't, though, because you really don't give a shit about his pedophilia unless you can use it to justify harassing a literal, genuine retard.

 

[Tacoidiot1955]

Anytime I have been even slightly interested in learning about Cyrax, I instantly get bored or weirded out by it, the threads are filled with fucking weirdos and every YouTube video is some 40 minute long expose by a monotone voiced faggot with no charisma, trying to explain how this shit is funny and why I should care. Calling people faggots when they dont understand how your borderline fetishistic obsession with someone who is very clearly a retard only makes you look fucking weird. What the fuck do you people even do when you arnt chronically online? Do you even talk to real people? How are you like this? Are you ok?

Then the only thing I can find is "He talks to minors" which, without even looking, I am already going to be skeptical about that. Because you are so unable to present yourselves like normal fucking people for just long enough that you can tell me that BEFORE you enter a retarded tirade of acting like everyone's a faggot but you. Maybe he is a pedo, fuck him, but you clearly do not give a fuck about these kids. People who give a fuck about the safety of children don't act like this. You are just setting it up so you can justify being a retard under the guise of "I am protecting kids".

Where did the fucking comedy go?

LAUGH

I'm starting to think cyraxx is an unironic normie lolcow at this point, in the sense that his "fanbase" is big enough that it has attracted newfags with no sense of etiquette and the lowest of the low societal dregs that wouldn't be here if big yootoob channels hadn't covered the guy. They miss the point because they are not here to laugh at retards, they're here to feel better about themselves or play faux moral crusader at the expense of said retards.
They should stick to online trolling,

The issue is, you still have to take into account that the fat guy has devoted significant effort, time, and money to get the beatdown.

That fact is something rational cow enjoyers can't glance over. Any outcome is going to be tainted by that fact.

It really is kind of tryhard now that you point that out.

 

[Dickus Biggus]

This thread is great. All of my favorite cows in one place screaming at each other!
My vote is to make it so you have to read this thread in full before you can watch some retard get punched.

 

[Pomniman]

I support the unpopular opinion just for the hell of it. Though in fairness, the footage itself is really shitty and you can barely see anything, so it's not as funny on those grounds. Ralph was posting instagram THOT selfies of his black eyes after Portugal 1 and Portugal 2 was filmed in a lot more detail. The pwinciples are whatever.

 

[CoolGuy1990]

Nah the video isn't like fatrick screaming at the police its just a boring fight video if he screeched and more and called his attacker "child" I would say yes but honestly the entertainment isn't there

 

[marvlouslie]

Ralph was documenting his faggotry for all to see, and thus it was funny to laugh at. There's more lore to go over with Ralph being a dumb cunt who got lucky, rode the fame, then fucked it all in the dirt. Everyone loves a success story, but they love it even more when they fail, and they fail it so publicly you can't help but laugh at it.

Even the most casual of casual Farms user.. I bet you'd find hard pressed to even KNOW who the fuck these two autistic retards are at a casual glance. I don't even know who the fuck they are. Nor do I care. To me, it just looks like two random hobos fighting in the street over some dumb shit. I agree with Null here. There's not all that much here for even the most autistic of Kiwis to even give a shit about.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

The problem isn't poor Cyrax getting bullied, uwu. The problem is that its off camera, super low res thing happening in the corner.

The quality of the video is just not good enough. Yes I'm a bullying elitist and conissar.

Correct. Did people register here to become moral arbiters? I want to be entertained.

 

[AnOminous]

A screeching birth defect getting his shit pushed in by a fat retard is objectively funny. You're all just faggots.

Your mom is a faggot. And so are you.

The problem isn't poor Cyrax getting bullied, uwu. The problem is that its off camera, super low res thing happening in the corner.

The quality of the video is just not good enough. Yes I'm a bullying elitist and conissar.

I think the absolute shit quality of the video is being given less attention than it deserves, too.

This fucking mental retard literally rented a house next to Cyraxx, then provoked him into a fight, and then got potato camera footage of it where you can't even see the dude getting his ass kicked.

This motherfucker needs to kill himself.

 

[BiggerChungus]

I can't say the a-log was right or that assaulting lolcows is good, but I also can't say it's not what the deformed, inbred manlet deserves after years of bullying the elderly and making autistic threats online.

 

[anliteralidiot]

One time he made a sob story how he was "raped" by a blind kid in high school at a sleepover (he kept changing how it happened every time someone asked) and they actually got the blind guy (known as blind billy) on a livestream and he revealed it was actually cyrax doing the raping and that cyrax was actually expelled for the rape incident. cyraxx is a 3rd generation pedophile and both his father and allegedly his grandfather were pedophiles, and he himself has tried to continue the cycle by hitting on underage girls on numerous occasions.

His grandfather married his grandmother Sally, and had their first child, when she was 14.

Her son, Ruple Marx Smith (now Oengus Ravenwood) raped a 14 year-old girl on a bike path, and was indicted for it.

Ruple is Cyraxx's dad, Sally is his adopted mother. If he had access to kids, he would probably try to rape them.

 

[AnOminous]

I can't say the a-log was right or that assaulting lolcows is good, but I also can't say it's not what the deformed, inbred manlet deserves after years of bullying the elderly and making autistic threats online.

You don't beat the lolcow by becoming the lolcow.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Nothing even happens in the video in OP. Everything is offscreen and it's boring, gay and unfunny.
Is this what passes for entertainment with the Cyraxx people? lol
Also, a lot of the Ralph a-hogs have personally dealt with Ralph in the past and have reasons to hate him and want to get back at him. This nigger probably just saw pixels on a screen and wanted attention from the internet. Don't feature it, this is gay.

 

[Lurker]

i don't understand how people aren't grasping that ralph's situation is different from cyraxx's.

Ralph wasn't born retarded. The things that happen to him are a direct consequence of his choices.

Cyraxx was born retarded. He is literally a retard spouting shit. If he threatens to 'fight you', unless you yourself are retarded, you would be able to recognize that he is in no way able to carry out his threat, and you would just walk away. Marty did what he did with the intent to instigate shit with a progeria-looking cretin so he could justify hitting a genuine retard. 'b-b-but muh pedophilia/rape'. take it up with the proper authorities, if you actually care about getting this dangerous evil pedophile/rapist off the streets instead of cheering on a fat man who beat up a literal retard.