Debate WelperHelper99 if he should serve in WW3 despite knowing the risks and the leaders of his country are assholes

Duke Nukem said:
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is in her 30s, so she's legal. I guess you're never going to have sex then.

Serious, what are your thoughts on masturbation if sex is off the table?
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Porn is haram, try your best not to jerk off, simple as
 
Duke Nukem said:
If you make it to 30 as a virgin you will become a wizard.
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I'm not that hopeless lol. I've dated women, I've just been busy. Made me realize that women are a lot of work, and if you want a good one, you better be in a stable position in life first. I've seen too many fools rush in too fast and get screwed. I'll take my time.
 
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Every time I read OP's stupidly self assured and confident posts I can't help but remember him outing himself as an adult virgin.

Just hop in that truck of yours you never Goddamn stop talking about and drive across the state line to Nevada to get your dick wet at a chicken ranch. I'm sure there's plenty of prostitutes working at those places that love to pop the cherries of Mormon boys visiting there on the downlow.
 
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Here is my take on it, there ain't gonna be a draft.
It just isn't going to happen.
The average 18 to 25 year old is too fat and too dumb for the armed forces.
They will pull people from the prisons before they reinstitute the draft.

If that is the case, don't volunteer.
I am sure you have relatives who lied about their age and volunteered while they were still in high school and all of that.
We no longer live in that country.

If I am wrong about the draft I would like to leave you with Thomas Jefferson's proposed Great Seal of the United States

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It says Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.
It shows the Red Sea split and the pillar of fire leading the Israelites out of Egypt.

There is a bigger issue than your family tradition.
The issue is can you serve God while serving in the armed forces.
Keep in mind the Commander and Chief of those forces gladly posed with the sodomy flags and says 8 year olds can choose their own gender.

It seems obvious that somehow you have come to the conclusion that you can serve God and Joe Biden.
If it comes down to it, for your sake I hope you are right although I don't see how.

Like nearly everyone else in this thread I think the most patriotic and godly thing you could do is stay as far away from this Slavic slap fight and the pozzed armed forces as possible.

Your relatives would not recognize the armed forces as they currently exist.
 
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Homegrown Homophobia said:
Every time I read OP's stupidly self assured and confident posts I can't help but remember him outing himself as an adult virgin.

Just hop in that truck of yours you never Goddamn stop talking about and drive across the state line to Nevada to get your dick wet at a chicken ranch. I'm sure there's plenty of prostitutes working at those places that love to pop the cherries of Mormon boys visiting there on the downlow.
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Bro I'm not Russel Greer the heretic. And you'd be surprised how many Mormons OLDER than me haven't even touched a tiddy. I'm doing fine in my monk mode
 
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lol OP is willing to throw his life away fighting for the Satanic Globohomo Empire, an empire that hates him for merely existing. How sad. You hate to see it.

Homegrown Homophobia said:
Every time I read OP's stupidly self assured and confident posts I can't help but remember him outing himself as an adult virgin.

Just hop in that truck of yours you never Goddamn stop talking about and drive across the state line to Nevada to get your dick wet at a chicken ranch. I'm sure there's plenty of prostitutes working at those places that love to pop the cherries of Mormon boys visiting there on the downlow.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought it was one of those cases where it's legal on a state level, but still illegal on a federal level, so you could still be arrested for visiting a brothel if a cop catches you (like how in some states weed is legal on a state level, but still illegal on a federal level)?
 
Crabbed Hams said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought it was one of those cases where it's legal on a state level, but still illegal on a federal level, so you could still be arrested for visiting a brothel if a cop catches you (like how in some states weed is legal on a state level, but still illegal on a federal level)?
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I was always under the impression that if you wanted to lose your virginity and were all out of options you went to Nevada like a loser. But that's a good point. Yet another reason to not care about sex until I'm married.
 
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lol OP is willing to throw his life away fighting for the Satanic Globohomo Empire, an empire that hates him for merely existing. How sad. You hate to see it.
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Even hardcore Trekkies have less of a chance of dying a virgin than this guy does.
WelperHelper99 said:
I was always under the impression that if you wanted to lose your virginity and were all out of options you went to Nevada like a loser. But that's a good point. Yet another reason to not care about sex until I'm married.
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Are you considering signing up because you think it'll impress women, is that it? A lot of guys do believe that. And you can forget about dating any women in the military, they're around soldiers all the time and wouldn't even bother with someone who isn't an NCO at the very least.

I do kinda get the whole stigma against going to a prostitute though. Apart from pretty much conceding that you can't charm anyone, it's ridiculous to pay out a lot of money to a woman just because she has a vagina, the prices are way higher than they should be but seeing that women are indeed the gatekeepers of sex and no woman alive today likes religious nuts, especially religious nuts who are stupid enough to throw their lives away for nothing.

Or maybe you figured out that you'll never get a girlfriend a long time ago and signing up to be some politician's butt puppet is your way of committing suicide.
 
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They could pop you for crossing state lines.
That's mostly why Jared from Subway is in federal prison.
He had sex with a girl that was past the age of consent in her state.
However he came from another state and he took pics of the legal sex act act.
Crossing a state line and taking pics of a legal act equals 50 years in federal pound you in the ass prison.

I doubt they would bust someone for crossing state lines to get to a whorehouse but then again you never know.
 
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Duke Nukem said:
Are you considering signing up because you think it'll impress women, is that it? A lot of guys do believe that. And you can forget about dating any women in the military, they're around soldiers all the time and wouldn't even bother with someone who isn't an NCO at the very least.

I do kinda get the whole stigma against going to a prostitute though. Apart from pretty much conceding that you can't charm anyone, it's ridiculous to pay out a lot of money to a woman just because she has a vagina, the prices are way higher than they should be but seeing that women are indeed the gatekeepers of sex and no woman alive today likes religious nuts, especially religious nuts who are stupid enough to throw their lives away for nothing.

Or maybe you figured out that you'll never get a girlfriend a long time ago and signing up to be some politician's butt puppet is your way of committing suicide.
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Brother you don't seem to understand- I really don't give much of a shit about dating right now. At all. Being in the military or not doesn't change that. I've turned down going to a club on multiple occasions much to the confusion of my fellow welders.

Sex is meaningless without love. It's like skipping to the last level in a video game without beating the rest of them. Fuck that shit. I'll wait and build a name for myself until I find a good woman to call my wife, one i actually have things in common with. I know honor and purity is lost on you kids today, constantly needing to fuck a fleshlight 22 hours out of every day, but that's not for me man, not for me.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
Sex is meaningless without love. It's like skipping to the last level in a video game without beating the rest of them. Fuck that shit.
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That's cope, my dude.
Sex is rarely meaningless, and for males sex is a measure of power and success.
Love is also fine, it's pretty great to be infatuated with some chick only to find out a year later how much of a whore she was and how she fooled you that she was some blue eyed blonde angelic ingenue. It's better to have this happen to you at 15-20, not 30, trust me. You'll suffer like a fucking dog, and you'll learn to deal with it, and take caution in the future.
There is no such thing as male abstinence. It's not healthy, not sane. Do not buy prostitutes. Consume porn as rarely as possible. And hunt chicks in the RL as often as you can, be kind&compassionate with them weaker beings, but always keep your feet on the ground.
 
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AgendaPoster said:
That's cope, my dude.
Sex is rarely meaningless, and for males sex is a measure of power and success.
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The worship of it is equally as cope
AgendaPoster said:
Love is also fine, it's pretty great to be infatuated with some chick only to find out a year later how much of a whore she was and how she fooled you that she was some blue eyed blonde angelic ingenue. It's better to have this happen to you at 15-20, not 30, trust me. You'll suffer like a fucking dog, and you'll learn to deal with it, and take caution in the future.
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You act like ive had zero romantic experience and this situation hasn't happened. I have. I am on the caution stage, which is why I laugh when dipshit younger zoomers follow freaks like Andrew Tate- setting yourself up for grief right there.
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There is no such thing as male abstinence. It's not healthy, not sane.
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I'm living it live right now lol.
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Do not buy prostitutes. Consume porn as rarely as possible. And hunt chicks in the RL as often as you can, be kind&compassionate with them weaker beings, but always keep your feet on the ground.
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Agreed.
Lake said:
I've got some bad news about reality, fren.
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Yeah... why do you think I'm not enthusiastic about my choices.
 
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