Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

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This whole thing is fucking INSANE, May's addendum, the list of timestamps (it's been a while since anything Ralph related made me laugh out loud like that list), how can they think any of this is a good idea?

I mean isn't the whole point that these are his violations (and the DVRO does not apply to Faith so she can say whatever the fuck she wants) and any complains he has about her are not relevant to this case? But he still insists on going with "but your honor, she said I smell! So it's totally OK for me to call her a loose pussy whore".

The weird ramblings by May are great, most of it is probably not relevant in any way and there are provable lies (like her text message to Faith where she mentions the assault), so what the fuck do they think that document will accomplish?
They even bring Alanna into it and talk about Harry mentioning a "felony" (which had nothing to do with this, it was about the CC fraud for the wedding,), the whole thing reads like the ramblings of an insane drug addict (no surprise there), I really hope they continue filing stuff like this.

Sam Losco's Wife said:
She took $20k from him, did the minimum amount of work, then put on the record (for no legal reason/advantage, just humiliation?) that Fai Fai laughed at his ugly body, bad breath, tiny penis and his suicide threats, then before bouncing she ADVISED THE PUBLIC DEFENDER TO NOT TAKE THIS CASE meaning Ralph can't even get legal counsel without paying for it out of pocket.

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I'm pretty sure that list was written by Ralph, there are a bunch of inconsistencies/mistakes, like typing "DRVO" instead of "DVRO", changing back and forth between "Mr. Ralph"/"Ralph", etc. Plus the batshit crazy descriptions.

I don't know what'd be funnier though, if he actually submitted that document himself, or if it was her last act as his lawyer. Either way, this case is shaping up to be very entertaining.
 
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Sam Losco's Wife said:
She took $20k from him, did the minimum amount of work, then put on the record (for no legal reason/advantage, just humiliation?) that Fai Fai laughed at his ugly body, bad breath, tiny penis and his suicide threats, then before bouncing she ADVISED THE PUBLIC DEFENDER TO NOT TAKE THIS CASE meaning Ralph can't even get legal counsel without paying for it out of pocket.

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>Alleges Mr. Ralph's grooming and suicide bait(sic)
What is this rubbish document? Why was grooming quoted previously?

This document was likely prepared by a drunken pig.
 
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Ralph is officially better at defending himself in the streets than he is at defending himself in court. I can’t believe he thought it was a good idea to have Meigh submit that declaration, it makes them both sound even worse. Does Meigh even realize that she can be called to testify to her declaration in open court? She could be forced to admit so many uncomfortable truths on cross-examination. Just imagine:
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Examiner: Ms. Morris, you allege that Ms. Vickers “defamed” you by calling you a “pedophile?”​
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Meigh: Yes.​
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Examiner: Isn’t it true that for years you consumed and publicly advocated for the consumption of illustrated child pornography?​
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Meigh: … Well I didn’t want to, it was my boyfriend Conrad Collins—he made me do it. ​
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Examiner: Objection, non-responsive, move to strike. ​
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Judge: Granted and granted. ​
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Examiner: It’s a yes or no question, Ms. Morris.​
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Meigh: … Yes, I did. ​
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Examiner: And this type of child pornography is commonly known as ‘lolicon,’ is that correct?​
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Meigh: Yes, correct.​
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Examiner: And did you enjoy watching this kind of child pornography?​
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Meigh: … Yes. *Sobbing* ​
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Examiner: Did you ever masturbate to illustrated child pornography?​
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Meigh: YES! Daily! *Crying loudly*​

Yeah, I can’t imagine Meigh actually wants to take the stand and lie under oath for a guy who won’t even buy her Harry Potter video game.
 
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AltisticRight said:
This document was likely prepared by a drunken pig.
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"Yeah, it's perfect! As your counsel I say we submit this. You wouldn't happen to have anymore embarrassing material to submit? Say, maybe pictures of your impressive penis? That'll be another $4000."
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#KillAllPedos said:
Ralph is officially better at defending himself in the streets than he is at defending himself in court. I can’t believe he thought it was a good idea to have Meigh submit that declaration, it makes them both sound even worse. Does Meigh even realize that she can be called to testify to her declaration in open court? She could be forced to admit so many uncomfortable truths on cross-examination. Just imagine:
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Examiner: Ms. Morris, you allege that Ms. Vickers “defamed” you by calling you a “pedophile?”​
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Meigh: Yes.​
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Examiner: Isn’t it true that for years you consumed and publicly advocated for the consumption of illustrated child pornography?​
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Meigh: … Well I didn’t want to, it was my boyfriend Conrad Collins—he made me do it. ​
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Examiner: Objection, non-responsive, move to strike. ​
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Judge: Granted and granted. ​
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Examiner: It’s a yes or no question, Ms. Morris.​
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Meigh: … Yes, I did. ​
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Examiner: And this type of child pornography is commonly known as ‘lolicon,’ is that correct?​
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Meigh: Yes, correct.​
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Examiner: And did you enjoy watching this kind of child pornography?​
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Meigh: … Yes. *Sobbing* ​
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Examiner: Did you ever masturbate to illustrated child pornography?​
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Meigh: YES! Daily! *Crying loudly*​

Yeah, I can’t imagine Meigh actually wants to take the stand and lie under oath for a guy who won’t even buy her Harry Potter video game.
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Being that Meigh is a skinwalker, she would latch onto the examiner and sing like a bird about Ralph's misadventures if they showed her even a moment of attention.
 
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i was curious if the fact that they are married affects whether or not the whorse could be compelled to testify against the ragepig. apparently, there are two types of spousal privilege in the united states:

communication privilege, which essentially protects anything said between spouses before, during, or after a marriage from being used as evidence in either a criminal or civil case.

and, testimonial privilege, which is intended to "preserve the harmony of a marriage". this privilege is held by the spouse giving testimony, rather than by the spouse against whom the testimony may be used, because it's thought that there is no harmony to protect if one spouse chooses to testify against the other.

interestingly, in california, if a spouse voluntarily offers testimony in either a criminal or civil case, they forfeit the right to invoke their privilege to not provide additional testimony. (source)

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ianal, but it only took a few minutes to find this info. i wonder if meigh's declaration will be considered as evidence or as actual testimony. if it is testimony, why would granger not have advised against it? how hilarious would it be if the ragepig, in all his intoxicated legal genius, convinced his whore-not-wife to not only perjure herself, but to also forfeit her spousal privilege to not give testimony against him?
 
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Sam Losco's Wife said:
"Yeah, it's perfect! As your counsel I say we submit this. You wouldn't happen to have anymore embarrassing material to submit? Say, maybe pictures of your impressive penis? That'll be another $4000."
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I'll invoice her $3999 to examine the (west) Memphis Micro using my autistic Photoshop rods.
 
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'Unilateral' is too many syllables for Ralph to comprehend. Either he lied to his lawyer and didn't actually produce the DVRO for her to look at or she is the most incompetent individual in the universe.

Good luck on the stand, May! You volunteering the information that you were trying to pimp out a pregnant teenager while you were fucking her boyfriend to somehow justify him harassing her surely won't bite you on the ass.
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
I mean isn't the whole point that these are his violations (and the DVRO does not apply to Faith so she can say whatever the fuck she wants) and any complains he has about her are not relevant to this case? But he still insists on going with "but your honor, she said I smell! So it's totally OK for me to call her a loose pussy whore".
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What I find the funniest about this is that no mater how many times he gets told "No Ralph, you retard, she can say what she wants because it only applies to you" his alcohol soaked brain takes it as "If she talks about you, you can talk about her."
 
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Sam Losco's Wife said:
Yes, you will find the full document in this post but basically she lit the house on fire on her way out, fucking him over in the process. Ralph takes another huge L from a woman. How can one man take so many consecutive Ls from so many women?
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Basically the guy saying "I'm a real lawyer I have no time for this fat bastard".
 
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What I find the funniest about this is that no mater how many times he gets told "No Ralph, you retard, she can say what she wants because it only applies to you" his alcohol soaked brain takes it as "If she talks about you, you can talk about her."
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vickers literally mind raped ralph and he actually just can not accept what in his mind is a great unfairness and injustice. he cant accept that hes the bitch and he doesnt have freedom of speech and he cant do what he wants. its like ronnie fucking him up the ass daily all over again
 
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vickers literally mind raped ralph and he actually just can not accept what in his mind is a great unfairness and injustice. he cant accept that hes the bitch and he doesnt have freedom of speech and he cant do what he wants. its like ronnie fucking him up the ass daily all over again
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What I find really strange about this is that to this day, he refuses to acknowledge that Adezero exists. Sensible, he'll get fucked legally if he tries.

However, when the same rules apply toward Faith, he CANNOT and WILLNOT keep his mouth shut, no mater the consequences. He'd rather live in a moldy concrete box in Mexico, surrounded by people who speak a language he doesn't understand, than just keep his mouth shut.
 
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So I hate to be the wet blanket in the room, but I will be. There will likely be no testimony from meigh, unless she volunteers it. It doesn't even matter if the court would allow her to be deposed. There is two main reasons for this that make it prohibitively expensive and futile.
  1. She is residing in a foreign country and would have to be compelled to be deposed against her will. (go through Mexican courts)
  2. She can claim she "doesn't recall" a vast majority of anything damaging to the gunt.
These two facts combined makes her deposition very expensive for almost no gain. She would not have this "protection" if she still resided in the US. She might still be sanctioned if she is called for depo and doesn't show. She however can't effectively be put in jail by a US court while residing in Mexico.
 
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Mango Cobra said:
What I find really strange about this is that to this day, he refuses to acknowledge that Adezero exists. Sensible, he'll get fucked legally if he tries.

However, when the same rules apply toward Faith, he CANNOT and WILLNOT keep his mouth shut, no mater the consequences. He'd rather live in a moldy concrete box in Mexico, surrounded by people who speak a language he doesn't understand, than just keep his mouth shut.
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idk it might be because the kid is a permanent tie to faith. i mean his fans can ignore ade they dont really have much permanent effect on each other, cant really just ignore the fact that a son exists especially when something like that would be a huge point against anyone else on your show once upon a time. i mean he probably could actually just say xander is an alog son of a bitch and his fans would eat the shit like theyre told but i guess ralph wants desperately to pretend he can attract anything other than near literal bottom feeding mongoloids.
 
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