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Ralph is becoming or is the second pigroach specimen
Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs
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Oh no he's gaining something alright. Very soon he'll be up to three pairs of tits and most of his detractors will be stuck with just the one original pair. Although PPP might catch up to him.
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I imagine he uses his kids as a crutch in court too. "I have just had a baby your honor and I have a son i'm fighting to see!"
Nothing is beneath the Ralphamale. He will say anything he needs to so he can get away with his shitty behaviour and poor life choices.
I guess the difference here is he's just as likely to see his son while in prison as he is while free. That kid is never going to see his daddy.
my sweet pantsu
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Even if he does the kid wont care, Ralph has released revenge porn of his mother and shit talks her constantly, this kid is gonna be homeschooled for sure, imagine being a kid and videos of your mom being plowed by jabba the hutt are flying around the schoolyard.
He can try all he wants to try and connect with him but she is the one taking care of the kid and by the time the kid is old enough to put everything together its going to be wayyy to late.
Ralph I know you are reading this thread you fat fuck, your kid will never respect you, you live in a dream world where you think you will meet up one day ( if you are still alive ) and he believes all your RAPLHAMALE bs, SPOILER he wont and will peg you for the POS you really are.
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I unironically hope he wins the lottery and goes on an actual world tour, not some stinky European city for his Pillgrimage.
My Cat Is Racist
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Ralph will just be a bad memory in his kid's mind. A deadbeat Dad who drops by every now and then, stinking of booze and cigars, carrying some cheap ass toy in an attempt to win his favour. When that doesn't work, he'll just ghost the kid.
I can't say I'm even mad. The kid is better off.
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Not to mention Rozy doesn't even care about her father.
Then again, Ralph never cared for her either. Baby girls don't count as the Ralphamale seed.
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I hope he gets his ass kicked on live stream in every major city in the world, getting more wall-eyed and facially deformed from every successive beating, having fag purse after fag purse stolen, never having a moment's peace, and being forced to eat Burger King in every city he visits because nobody else will serve a diseased pig.
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A free Ralph is a funny Ralph.
Im glad he can still drive, otherwise I made this for no reason
(Imagine Ralph sitting in the back, didn't get to that part yet)
Also as a pre-emptive move, I better make this smashed to shit.
Im glad he can still drive, otherwise I made this for no reason
(Imagine Ralph sitting in the back, didn't get to that part yet)
Also as a pre-emptive move, I better make this smashed to shit.
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Ralph's response after the August 16th reckless driving court thing:
Acknowledges that he was going 65 in a 30 mph zone, and it was considered reckless driving (a misdemeanor charge). He whines about how it's a "racket" to get more money for the state. Says he got a reckless driving charge a few years ago, which was pled down to an "improper driving" charge, and he was worried that the same was going to happen this time.
His lawyer advised him to do some preemptive community service and driving school, and it worked. (Ayylawgs BTFO
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Ralph was credited for 40 hours of community service and 12 hours of some driving class, although he brags that he barely did any work and was credited double the number of hours he actually did. He did the community service at the "Feed More" food bank in Richmond, btw.
Ralph didn't go to court in person, and his lawyer got the reckless driving charge knocked down to a simple speeding ticket (going 19 mph over the limit). Yet another Ralphamale W. He admits it's still "a point or two" on his driving record, which will negatively affect his car insurance... but the important thing is that Ralph was right all along! It was just a speeding ticket in the end, and Ralph didn't go to jail or lose his license like the ayylawgs were talking about.
Acknowledges that he was going 65 in a 30 mph zone, and it was considered reckless driving (a misdemeanor charge). He whines about how it's a "racket" to get more money for the state. Says he got a reckless driving charge a few years ago, which was pled down to an "improper driving" charge, and he was worried that the same was going to happen this time.
His lawyer advised him to do some preemptive community service and driving school, and it worked. (Ayylawgs BTFO
)Ralph was credited for 40 hours of community service and 12 hours of some driving class, although he brags that he barely did any work and was credited double the number of hours he actually did. He did the community service at the "Feed More" food bank in Richmond, btw.
Ralph didn't go to court in person, and his lawyer got the reckless driving charge knocked down to a simple speeding ticket (going 19 mph over the limit). Yet another Ralphamale W. He admits it's still "a point or two" on his driving record, which will negatively affect his car insurance... but the important thing is that Ralph was right all along! It was just a speeding ticket in the end, and Ralph didn't go to jail or lose his license like the ayylawgs were talking about.
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There was never a chance of Ralph doing any time over this.
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Ralph's response after the August 16th reckless driving court thing:
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Acknowledges that he was going 65 in a 30 mph zone, and it was considered reckless driving (a misdemeanor charge). He whines about how it's a "racket" to get more money for the state. Says he got a reckless driving charge a few years ago, which was pled down to an "improper driving" charge, and he was worried that the same was going to happen this time.
His lawyer advised him to do some preemptive community service and driving school, and it worked. (Ayylawgs BTFO
Ralph was credited for 40 hours of community service and 12 hours of some driving class, although he brags that he barely did any work and was credited double the number of hours he actually did. He did the community service at the "Feed More" food bank in Richmond, btw.
Ralph didn't go to court in person, and his lawyer got the reckless driving charge knocked down to a simple speeding ticket (going 19 mph over the limit). Yet another Ralphamale W. He admits it's still "a point or two" on his driving record, which will negatively affect his car insurance... but the important thing is that Ralph was right all along! It was just a speeding ticket in the end, and Ralph didn't go to jail or lose his license like the ayylawgs were talking about.
§ 46.2-869. Improper driving; penalty.
Notwithstanding the foregoing provisions of this article, upon the trial of any person charged with reckless driving where the degree of culpability is slight, the court in its discretion may find the accused not guilty of reckless driving but guilty of improper driving. However, an attorney for the Commonwealth may reduce a charge of reckless driving to improper driving at any time prior to the court's decision and shall notify the court of such change. Improper driving shall be punishable as a traffic infraction punishable by a fine of not more than $500.So Ralph may have 8 demerit points against his record. It's likely it is only 3-4 due to going to good boy driving school.
This still means nothing to his civil case, where the judge can absolutely punish ralph if he no shows. He's still fucked regardless of what he does, because he can't be a competent adult.
Nobody should believe he will be jailed for 99% of the bullshit he does, since it is all petty(legally). What is realistic is a series of small crimes and infractions forming a snowball effect. This latest ticket is a perfect example. If he had a clean record before this, than he could have went to driving school and had no points on his record. Nobody should expect the maximum against Ralph, but a consistent minimum that just happens to get longer each time.
Next time they catch you speeding ralph that is at least 4 more points and no driving school will save you (unless you turn your life around lol)
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Yes Ethan doing 65 in 30 and getting fined $144 is indeed a racket, what the fuck are you even talking about. Drivers like you make cities insufferable roach houses that no one wants to live in and turn suburbs into shitholes.
Imagine whining about $144 and calling it a racket, I thought he was compted and loaded. Want to know what a racket is? Putting speed cameras at downhill areas where you have to put brakes on (dangerous) to not get fined, not your wiggery.
We all know why he chose the food bank. I bet their dumpsters were exceptionally clean.
Imagine whining about $144 and calling it a racket, I thought he was compted and loaded. Want to know what a racket is? Putting speed cameras at downhill areas where you have to put brakes on (dangerous) to not get fined, not your wiggery.
We all know why he chose the food bank. I bet their dumpsters were exceptionally clean.
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There was a slight chance if he had tarded out and not taken his lawyer's advice on how to avoid that happening. For once he did the legally right thing.
Is Ethan Ralph getting better?
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Ralph just enjoys the benefits of living in a predominately blue state where they're more concerned with facilitating the grooming and rape of minors than prosecuting an e-celeb that's too irrelevant for either a wikipedia page or a name drop by Lauren Southern, for driving his vehicle around like a retard at dangerous speeds and being a menace to society.
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I see focusing on others’ needs for one minute of his life has yielded no benefits so far. I bet he was telling the food bank recipients that they couldn’t live the Ralphamale’s life for one day, he has it worse than them, why isn’t the community serving HIM, etc.He did the community service at the "Feed More" food bank in Richmond, btw.
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tbf bitching out and cowering at the feet of the judicial system is in the RalpaDNA
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He robbed the food bank.
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Ralph is heir apparent to Evangelist Dr. Robert L. McKim, clearing out food banks and complaining online about not getting more or better cuts of meat. He also has a forever fiancée and she is almost as big as Mantsu.
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Took himself some of those packs of off brand sliced honey ham and a couple of Dinty Moore beef stews past their expiration date.
5 STAR DAYS!!!