Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

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Good lawyers try to get their clients together, bad lawyers, shysters, try to keep the fight going and stoke it up whenever it seems to be petering out. Of course, with these two bombastic idiots, they really need no encouragement to go full retard at each other, so I don't even blame the lawyers. Why not milk these two cunts for whatever they can produce?
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It's possible they are doing humanity a favor by draining both of these lolcow's resources.
 
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Watching this back and forth between Ralph and the other Ralph is like watching a long, intense, drawn-out game of chess between two people that have no idea how to play chess.

Vickers repeated MO is to talk vague, cryptic bullshit just to have it spectacularly blow up in his face. "Akshually, I MEANT to look like a fool!" Like Buggs Bunny lighting an exploding cigar for Yosemite Sam.

I want everyone to consider this: Ralph has now been convicted of (among other things) a criminal sexual offense. It's had zero material effect on Ralph's life. He's so far down into the gutter that even a sex crime conviction essentially never even happen.

These two retards continually stack up Ls. There are no wins left for either to have.

The only true winners here are the farms.
 
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Pelican Bones said:
Watching this back and forth between Ralph and the other Ralph is like watching a long, intense, drawn-out game of chess between two people that have no idea how to play chess.

Vickers repeated MO is to talk vague, cryptic bullshit just to have it spectacularly blow up in his face. "Akshually, I MEANT to look like a fool!" Like Buggs Bunny lighting an exploding cigar for Yosemite Sam.

I want everyone to consider this: Ralph has now been convicted of (among other things) a criminal sexual offense. It's had zero material effect on Ralph's life. He's so far down into the gutter that even a sex crime conviction essentially never even happen.

These two retards continually stack up Ls. There are no wins left for either to have.

The only true winners here are the farms.
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Nah, I actually do give Vickers the W.

I very much doubt Vickers thinks there is any monetary gain to be extracted from Ralph, he's just doing it to inconvenience the fuck out of the Gunt at this point, and it works, regardless of his lack of success in gaining internet clout.

There a-hollerin and a-tweetin and a-telegrammin galore. He chased Ralph into hiding, fleeing the country, neglecting of his forever-fiance and her daughter, and now has caused him to abandon his dog so long it died.

The amount of money lost pursuing Ralph legally might make this a pyrrhic victory, but it is a victory, and I have no clue how much of an impact this actually makes on Vicker's finances, he seems to be well off enough to afford this as a hobby.
 
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Telemeter said:
Nah, I actually do give Vickers the W.

I very much doubt Vickers thinks there is any monetary gain to be extracted from Ralph, he's just doing it to inconvenience the fuck out of the Gunt at this point, and it works, regardless of his lack of success in gaining internet clout.

There a-hollerin and a-tweetin and a-telegrammin galore. He chased Ralph into hiding, fleeing the country, neglecting of his forever-fiance and her daughter, and now has caused him to abandon his dog so long it died.

The amount of money lost pursuing Ralph legally might make this a pyrrhic victory, but it is a victory, and I have no clue how much of an impact this actually makes on Vicker's finances, he seems to be well off enough to afford this as a hobby.
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There seems to be one more piece of the puzzle. An article by the SPLC on Nick just dropped. Most of it was well known info except for one part:

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The feds are officially after the swatters. It's likely Nick was made aware before it dropped.

Suddenly Ralph has disappeared.

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Pit Viper Salesman said:
There seems to be one more piece of the puzzle. An article by the SPLC on Nick just dropped. Most of it was well known info except for one part:

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The feds are officially after the swatters. It's likely Nick was made aware before it dropped.

Suddenly Ralph has disappeared.

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Hi Discord trannies, maybe swatting a looney congresswoman wasn't such a great idea.
 
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Pit Viper Salesman said:
There seems to be one more piece of the puzzle. An article by the SPLC on Nick just dropped. Most of it was well known info except for one part:

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The feds are officially after the swatters. It's likely Nick was made aware before it dropped.

Suddenly Ralph has disappeared.

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Ralph Swatting someone is almost too good to be true. He's definitely stupid enough to do it, to be sure, but going down by Swatting after a conviction for assaulting a cop is the kind of Circle of Life trope that is too poetic to be reality.

If he did swat anyone though, then holy shit this harvest is somehow set to defeat the sex tape AND the Portugal trips.
 
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Now there is some classic Ralphamale energy. Maybe a rest did him good. In all seriousness though, everyone knows that Ralph was involved in revenge porn and everyone knows about Ralph and Alice. Or shit, maybe some incel groypers will hear the story and think it makes Ralph based. Ralph doesn't really need to give a shit IMO, his name is mud and he makes his money being a heel anyway. Fuentes, on the other hand, is going to look like a fool. I don't remember the specific context of the clip that essentially had him saying that Ralph is a degenerate but it is OK to like Ralph he is our Ralph, but that seemed to be his message when Ralph drama was raised with him. That will hardly play in the sektur let alone in the mainstream media. Fuentes will receive the wages of gunt-guarding and Ralph will find a way to claim a W. It's fantastic. Question is is whether Nick wants to play this optical or not give a fuck.

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